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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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94 in idea barrages
1.) Items like Band-Aids lose their copyright power and identity to common use by consumers the same as peacemakers lose their names to history. 2.) I don’t literally believe that we are quantum ...
93 in idea barrages
1.) A post-dinner nap yielded a dream about a mystical library in Canal Place full of perils, curses and historical figures that eventually spit me out in San Francisco, a place I’ve never been. ...
highway 29 revisited in poetry
“They’re up to some crazy shit in Utica” they think in Syracuse in Albany they think in Saratoga if I am to be taken as a fair example. am I? I have no idea. At Caffe Lena not far from the...
91 in idea barrages
1.) The major downside of fame is knowing how when you die hack paper cartoonists are going to draw tacky obvious tributes to you. 2.) I’m formally declaring copyright on the business practice kn...
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1.) Inured to regular kink, she needed weirder and weirder transgressions to get her jollies, all thanks to sinflation. 2.) Been getting “it’s amazing how different you are backstage and onstage”...
a political speech next week in poetry
We need to build a wall between us and Mexico. We need to build a wall between us and Canada. We need to build a wall between us and the untrustworthy oceans. We need to build a w...
Some good things. in life stuff and misc.
Though I feel like the good things are spiky and fleeting and don’t seem to turn into greater momentum… and I’d like to have a day job and I’d like to have a dating life with some nerdy woman or ...
If you’re only knocking over the moneychangers because you think you’d be a slightly better moneychanger, you ARE the problem. If you only hate the Pharasees because you reckon ...
forging ahead in poetry
scorched soaked and folded over and again it hurts like hell to burn it hurts like hell to bend but then one day you wake sharp as a razor’s end heated and beaten down heated...
830 in idea barrages
1.) Shot up from a dead-sleep, possessed with the notion that 227 and AMEN were in a shared universe, ala the Marvel movies. 2.) Captain Picard’s phone sex is probably just all “Come!” and “Make ...
829 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if Willie Nelson ever socked Kenny Rogers square in the mouth. Just really hauled off on him. 2.) Sometimes I wonder if we bankroll Australia just so America can say “Well, we’re not...
piano bland in poetry
Maybe the characters in PIANO MAN wouldn’t be so depressed if they didn’t have to listen to fucking Billy Joel. Maybe Davy is completely happy with his naval career maybe he’s on tra...
828 in idea barrages
1.) If it’s all boy dogs around, call it “a snausage party” and hope someone laughs. 2.) Anxiety & panic aren’t about regrets, they’re about getting overwhelmed with pregrets, regretting futu...
826 in idea barrages
1.) In the sequel, ironic hipsters join the remote viewing community in THE MEN THAT STARE AT GOBOTS. 2.) As a culture we reserve more pity and forgiveness for the misdeeds flaws and complexities...
825 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t gloat until it’s over. Assume negative outcome until outcome is certain. Anything else is a jinx. 2.) My glow in the dark skeleton playing a guitar shirt is finally deceased. Pour a 40 ...
824 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re only knocking over the moneychangers because you think you’d be a slightly better moneychanger, you ARE the problem. 2.) The religious vlogger caught in a huge hypocrisy, his excuse...
823 in idea barrages
1.) If Shaggy from Scooby-Doo were on facebook he’d like, like, everything. 2.) Calling an eggplant “eggplant” is like calling Greenland a “green land”. I guess “rubbery bitter horror-stump” woul...
to the tune of LUMP in song parodies
Trump is a media invention emotionless excepting his need for attention why won’t he just buy the Bahamas or purchase all Brazil and get eaten by piranhas? he’s Trump, he’s Trump, a big o...
822 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve finally realized how much packaged condoms look like the little pips on the top of Legos. Am I the last one to see this? 2.) Pickle is Latin for “ruined cucumber”. 3.) Laverne and Shirle...
821 in idea barrages
1.) I just learned that “Call Me Maybe” and “Friday” were from different people. I… just assumed. 2.) A cooking show hosted by Julianne Moore, just for the fact that it would be Maximum Pun. 3.) ...
820 in idea barrages
1.) Try to convince people you think that women’s fancy shoes are called “strap-ons”. 2.) Some kind of hell-fusion of Huell Howser and Rutger Hauer, rising up to save the day. 3.) When I was a li...
Always, always ALWAYS pretend that anyone wearing camouflage is invisible. “WHERE IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM?” “IS THIS PLACE HAUNTED?” Go into a Cabella’s or a Bass Pro-Shop: “WHY...
You are not catching a wave. You are not riding a wave. You are a wave function collapsing. This is not better or worse but it is different. You aren’t up and humming. ...
Some Supermen are up up and away, some are up up every night, some are up up for the day, some are just up up up tight. Some jump every task in a single bound, some of us...
819 in idea barrages
1.) They don’t call the leader’s spouse in China “First Lady” but she IS the wife of The Party. 2.) Sometimes when I’m writing, I’ll paste in a few paragraphs of a related project, just to get my...
