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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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116 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re gonna be a life coach, you better be wearing an old timey flannel baseball uniform. Probably smoking a cigar. 2.) An upscale brand of beef stews called Dainty Moore. 3.) What’s a we...
after halloween candy in poetry
The sale is for a limited time only which makes it fit in just fine with everything else in the damned world. Everything is an offer with a hard expiration date. Whether you can know whe...
three-two pitch in poetry
Baseball will break your heart, stomp on it, burn the remains, scatter the ashes at sea then ask you out again in April. Baseball will tear your flesh off tan your hide and rende...
imperviousness in poetry
Just because a wound healed doesn’t mean you won’t have a pink glossy stretched-out scar that aches in wet-cold for the rest of your life. You can bounce back but that means yo...
brand management in poetry
A brand is a scar burnt into a living thing to prove that someone or thing else owns it. Why would you ever want to be a brand? I get why you’d want your work to be known to be appre...
115 in idea barrages
1.) The gorgeous can have ANYONE they desire, looks wise, so be interesting and stand out in a way pretties can’t compete with. 2.) A clown’s just a mime punched in the face for being a mime so m...
114 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe tonight I won’t have another nightmare about having all my clothes stolen on a film set. 2.) Phlebotomist by day, vampire hunter by night, mortals call her Cora Coeur, monsters call her...
113 in idea barrages
1.) “Tom Petticoat Junction”. Look, that’s the best I can do after the Mets got destroyed. 2.) Telekinesis is a moving experience. 3.) Between horrifying Halloween costumes and Rachel Dolezal, le...
112 in idea barrages
1.) I hope we start deriding MRAs and Gamergaters by referring to them as “brotesters”. 2.) Job Title: Secular Humourist. 3.) Busking with Husker Du covers is an all-or-nothing choice. If someone...
111 in idea barrages
1.) Dream last night involved jail, a time loop where the arc words were “time in a flat circle” & photos of lost love. 2.) A BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS/TOY STORY mash-up “Holly Go-Lightyear”. Tha...
halloween barrage in idea barrages
1.) My favourite line in THE LOST IN SPACE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL was definitely “MANGER! MANGER, WILL ROBINSON!” 2.) Take the moving steps upstairs in the mall. Loudly quip “Well, THAT escalated quic...
1030 in idea barrages
1.) Dream about getting lost on a bus trip then battling a wizard in a bookstore in Schenectady that doesn’t exist. As you do. 2.) “Is your refrigerator running?” “Why yes it is.” “OH GOD, THE DE...
footage from the stand-up thing I won some money at in life stuff and misc.
never not once in poetry
The world’s never not once ever been changed for the better by an “is”. Our fates as women and men as individuals and as a species hang off the limbs of ten million “shoulds”. We d...
nails on a chalkboard in poetry
What if you could convince Freddy to kill you with gold bars then pull them out of your nightmares to get rich quick? You could destablize the entire precious metals market upending sig...
day tripper in poetry
I think I’ll start calling myself an Indoorsman. A two or three hour hike is lovely but I’ll apply my scouting skills to making up a nice warm bed. I sometimes like to ...
like follow subscribe in poetry
I choose to imagine what it would be like if we had to file our internet unfriendings with some official branch of the government. Get a notary co-signing in on that, get a big red ...
1029 in idea barrages
1.) I think I’ll start calling myself an Indoorsman. 2.) A brand is a scar burnt into a living thing to prove that something else owns it. Why would you ever want to be a brand? 3.) The “basic bi...
immediate support provider in poetry
No, I suppose that I’m no provider right now I’m a broke-ass writer looking for his place but there’s much more there’s supposed to be to potential you and reckless m...
everything is red in poetry
If you really think about it, what’s more metal than leaf-peeping? Driving far out in the country-side. Observing the autumn. “LET’S GET IN A CAR AND GO WATCH THE LEAVES DIE! IT’S ...
1028 in idea barrages
1.) Doctor Julian Bashir just wanted to holodecks and Trill. 2.) A Halloween Prince parody “Little Dead Corvette”? 3.) What if you could convince Freddy to try and kill you with gold bars and the...
if you believe in things like time in poetry
My cousin Alan was eighteen when he died when he was murdered and I was twelve years old. I guess that I am thirty-six now if you believe in things like time. If you beli...
1027 in idea barrages
1.) The growing common usage of “squad” for “group of friends” goddamned unnerves me. Does everything gotta be a war analogy? 2.) Just like a Batman, bringing a boomerang to a gunfight and winnin...
1026 in idea barrages
1.) In this dream, I was dead and in heaven but I witnessed people ruining heaven by introducing currency. Yeah. 2.) Oh boy, another GOP candidate releasing a statement. All Aboard The Pander Exp...
1025 in idea barrages
1.) The corollary to Rule 34 is “if it exists on the internet, there is drama about it.” 2.) The first time I ever heard of Power Bar I hoped it was where superheroes went to unwind and I’ve been...
