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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1.) A series of short documentaries explaining step-by-step how things have conspired to enrage me called “How It’s Mad”. 2.) It’s a good thing my car’s in the shop as this was gonna be a “ten do...
blood for the blood god in poetry
This is no clash of civilizations. This is a collection of armed theocracies TRYING to create one for power and profit. Humanity can be better. Conflict begets & reinforces power s...
to be determined in poetry
judgment is not concern confrontation is not assistance negative criticism is not encouragement but love is love the difference between identity and ego where to hang on...
explaining to a friend that I went to see him play guitar instead of performing at an open mic some distance away I realized the best compliment that I can give someone is “I’d rather he...
the ft. morgan blues in poetry
I’ve never tried uppers because I know I’d spend a few months the happiest I’ve ever been I’d finish a few novels all at once I would be getting thinner and productive and reaching my potentia...
The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow citizens, everyone becomes simply a potential servant to a rich man. In the gig economy, we are all serfs again. In the gig economy...
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1.) Lowering the taxation on feather moguls is an example of tickledown economics. 2.) I hope some day Dan Savage names a sex act or sex-related thing “the Tucker Carlson”. 3.) Again, a “Baby Got...
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1.) If we MUST have another Sharknado movie, at least make the sharks radioactive and have the subtitle be “Toxic Shark Syndrome”. 2.) The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow ...
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1.) The man with the fern fetish inevitably ended up in the frondzone. 2.) My inability to rap limits my ability to do an “endo/Endor” based parody of Gin and Juice. 3.) Politicians who were neve...
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1.) I like to think that if Mark Wahlberg asks his wife to feel a weird lump on his back he has to say it twice. “Feel it, feel it”. 2.) Ultimately, tv & film made us believe that loving some...
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1.) I like to think that Lady And The Trump would be about the dog biting his face off and becoming a national hero. 2.) Whenever someone calls a footrace in November a “turkey trot” all I can th...
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1.) My mind at night much like a Nascar rally, racing in endless tedious circles with no end possible other than an ugly crash. 2.) Ever since tuberculosis got trendy, she’d wheeze extra loud at ...
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1.) Making pie is harder than it looks because crimping ain’t easy. 2.) She’s kickstarting her artificial insemination, though natural childbirth IS one of her stretch goals. 3.) The risks inhere...
we express our love through our worry for each other in my family it’s better than money or food as expression I’m guessin’ but anxiety doesn’t add it multplies and drive...
streets named after people long forgotten along with their deeds the only remaining memory being the city streets themselves maybe property is theft maybe memory’s a stra...
the treachery of words in poetry
this is not a pipe, this is not a picture of a pipe this is a sentence I’m forming that happens to contain the word “pipe” this is not a pipe, this is not a painting of a pipe this...
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1.) The best part about being rich would be buying bit parts in crowd funded movies by the dozen and being known as “THAT Weirdo”. 2.) My parody of the Flintstones theme about Bob Marley only has...
1111 in idea barrages
1.) The backing percussion in “All Right Now” always makes me think I left my turn signal on. 2.) 107% Completion Mash-Up: The Eagles “In The Long Run” vs Hyakugojyuuichi!! 3.) “Deep carry ambide...
every job leaves a scar on you somewhere inside or out a broken toe from a film set that still aches in the cold reflexive “I can help you with that” from old terrible phone wor...
1110 in idea barrages
1.) Moreover, even if you NEEDED your coffee cup to underpin your celebration of Christmas, why would you need it on November 7th? 2.) It’s about Goldilocks’ time in prison for B&E. It’s call...
the dog and I go on these little adventures together sometimes he’ll bark at a phantom sometimes he’ll sniff at some leaves sometimes he’ll piss on every tire that he sees little usually com...
119 in idea barrages
1.) I can’t picture myself referring to a group of friends as “Squad” unironically ever. 2.) It is difficult to imagine an idea more desperate and craven than Saturday Night Live letting Trump ho...
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1.) The gender of the clown is easy to determine, only the boy clowns have jesticles. 2.) You know what’s fun to say? “Taos Tacos”. I could say it a thousand times. Let’s go to New Mexico just to...
to the tune of LEARNIN' TO FLY in song parodies
well it started out when Reagan won it trickled down now it’s just no fun in a couple years, killed the middle class now the rules have changed and it kicked our ass w...
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1.) I try my best to stay positive but sometimes I feel like I have all the irons in the world in the fire with none poppin’ out. 2.) I gotta say, whenever I heard the term “audiophile”, I imagin...
