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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1.) John Cena’s always wiping his nose as he takes the stage, he should have the money to get his sinuses looked at. 2.) If you’re in a pinch during a role playing session, yell “FEATS DON’T FAIL...
look down at your hands haiku in poetry
where is the theory of lucid living, instead? I’d like to try that
never going to find happiness being respectable what seems upstanding is often deeply detestable certainly not going to change the world that way the only way you can consisten...
39 in idea barrages
1.) The best way to never have your plans fall apart is to never have plans but that of course creates its own set of problems. 2.) Re-contextualize the show SEINFELD as if the lead were Dracula’...
where the heart was in poetry
when the line of the night is “I failed you as a parent by telling you that you were special when you were a little kid, it made you think you never had to work” and the most positive thi...
white noise nocturne in poetry
deep hearts and empty skies we middle aged are still in need of lullabies sometimes the stars are disappearing to city lights and clouds seems nothing is ...
it's getting worse here in life stuff and misc.
It’s fucking oppressive when you’re living in a house where you’re told that it would shame the family to make eighty bucks in three hours hosting a Trivia Night at a local bar while being told t...
kummerspeck, german for grief lard (nightmare logic 2) in poetry
crushed in corinthian crash diets bashed into an ignominious equilibrium mathed into amethyst balanced or at least that’s the gist criticized into some crippled-up te...
and good for her, right on haiku in poetry
Catherine The Great was always on her guard for having guards on her
sleep becomes less and less appealing (nightmare logic 1) in poetry
deep from the heart of your drum-machine soul beats the distant allusion to old rock n roll needing a lift from cloistered mystics skeleton shamans constructed from ...
the calling in poetry
someone has got to fart around observe and report back while you work your asses off don’t make artists have day jobs we perform a needed service while you toil to keep the globe s...
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1.) A parody that would be too much work for too few people who’d get the joke: “Alice’s Restaurant” about Phalluses Restaurant. 2.) Did Zootopia have a concert by a furry version of the Foo Figh...
poster haiku in poetry
we are all missing missing someone or something or just being missed
the palm reader on sycamore haiku in poetry
she said I’d succeed but not for a long long time when is a long time?
you were wrong haiku in poetry
you’re wrong about scars they’re not where you got hurt, they’re the places you healed
the liquid zoo in poetry
I’m sick of all the mystics and statistics sometimes their predictions manage to agree the rare times when that happens I am shaken I have been known to fall dow...
terrible joke in life stuff and misc.
How is a furry like someone who just inherited her grandmother’s Beanie Baby fortune? They’ve both come into a lot of stuffed animals.
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1.) If you’re gonna sit in the front at a comedy show or wrestling match, wear something interesting they can riff off, it’s only fair. 2.) The joke would involve football player Tom Brady, the G...
autobiographic haiku in poetry
one of those fish who shrinks or grows to the size of the pond where he lives
36 in idea barrages
1.) You get the feeling that Trump is more a self-aggrandizing used car salesman like Cobra Commander but Cruz would be Serpentor, burning the world down to get to Jesus-La. 2.) You know what’ll ...
the sixty-sixth parallel in poetry
the roar of borealis lions streak the sky burning up in mating dances blazing for some reason why you can steer your ship by the stars you c...
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1.) Yoga pants? Baby, I don’t know if I could pull off yogurt pants. 2.) Is there a joke about sloths being into the slow-food movement or is there no room in Zootopia for anything other than fur...
understated overture in poetry
you say that you can’t tell but does that mean that you can’t see or does that mean that you can’t say some words have double-meanings hard to really read the tells these days ...
the adventures of normal man in poetry
look, up in the sky he’s up all the night there’s no reason why no bird and no plane stuck on the ground going insane it’s normal man he’...
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1.) If we found out that George Lucas’s unrequited high school love was named Mindy Chlorian, everything would finally make sense. 2.) Really liking “It’s A Wonderful Life” is called Capraphilia....
