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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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the liquid zoo in poetry
I’m sick of all the mystics and statistics sometimes their predictions manage to agree the rare times when that happens I am shaken I have been known to fall dow...
terrible joke in life stuff and misc.
How is a furry like someone who just inherited her grandmother’s Beanie Baby fortune? They’ve both come into a lot of stuffed animals.
37 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re gonna sit in the front at a comedy show or wrestling match, wear something interesting they can riff off, it’s only fair. 2.) The joke would involve football player Tom Brady, the G...
autobiographic haiku in poetry
one of those fish who shrinks or grows to the size of the pond where he lives
36 in idea barrages
1.) You get the feeling that Trump is more a self-aggrandizing used car salesman like Cobra Commander but Cruz would be Serpentor, burning the world down to get to Jesus-La. 2.) You know what’ll ...
the sixty-sixth parallel in poetry
the roar of borealis lions streak the sky burning up in mating dances blazing for some reason why you can steer your ship by the stars you c...
35 in idea barrages
1.) Yoga pants? Baby, I don’t know if I could pull off yogurt pants. 2.) Is there a joke about sloths being into the slow-food movement or is there no room in Zootopia for anything other than fur...
understated overture in poetry
you say that you can’t tell but does that mean that you can’t see or does that mean that you can’t say some words have double-meanings hard to really read the tells these days ...
the adventures of normal man in poetry
look, up in the sky he’s up all the night there’s no reason why no bird and no plane stuck on the ground going insane it’s normal man he’...
34 in idea barrages
1.) If we found out that George Lucas’s unrequited high school love was named Mindy Chlorian, everything would finally make sense. 2.) Really liking “It’s A Wonderful Life” is called Capraphilia....
the Thirty Mile Zone in poetry
tom petty once said “it’s a long day living in Reseda with a freeway running through the yard” soul coughing once said “we are all in some way or another going to Reseda someday to die” for a co...
33 in idea barrages
1.) L Ron Hubbard is Spanish for “The Ron Hubbard”. 2.) Let’s have a re-edit of the Suicide Squad trailer with the Young Ones’ metal parody band “Bad News” intentionally-terrible version of Bohem...
the land of enchantment in poetry
all the used bookstores in Phoenix there’s no way to rise above the dross the hidden gold in El Dorado don’t mean shit if it’s lost all these poplar-tree-lined...
the memory of us in poetry
love is mainlining the idea of you spiking your words into my blood taking your name into my veins injecting myself into your life cut it with sugar cut like a knife love is ...
super tuesday in poetry
Ginsberg said “I am America and I’m talking to myself” that weird superstitious butterfly-stomach-effect infectious feeling as if maybe the country’s tanking because you don’t have...
32 in idea barrages
1.) In this set of nightmares, I was a companion to the War Doctor when he was trying to rebel and run away from the Time War. 2.) Spaghetti-Man, With Great Power Comes Great Pastabilities. 3.) T...
lousy smarch barrage in idea barrages
1.) A standard potion flask is 12 druid ounces by volume. 2.) Horrifying a thought as it is, really, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND is its own porno parody title. 3.) Can Michael J Fox do an anti-Trump ...
leap barrage in idea barrages
1.) If no channels do a Quantum Leap marathon on Leap Day, television has failed us all. 2.) Thought I was pulling up a documentary on where Buckminster Fuller grew up, turned out to be TGIF fan-...
friend of a friend haiku in poetry
ghosts flitting through your facebook walls and memories all are haunted now
228 in idea barrages
1.) One of our deep problems is our inability to tell the genuinely rebellious from those who just want to change who sits in the chairs. 2.) And then the most famous member of the LEGION of Supe...
227 in idea barrages
1.) Covering Baroque music requires a light touch, you have to Handel with care. 2.) A company that extracts flavour from food waste is valuable, you oughta get stock in that. 3.) People who can’...
the other side haiku in poetry
Icarus also could not fly too low, his wings would stiffen and break
crash diet in poetry
shave off extraneous words loose adjectives and adverbs easy fluff you hide behind it’s only extra weight now burdening your body-mind times are gonna be lea...
226 in idea barrages
1.) The people who teach you to EDM are your dubstep-parents. 2.) I focus on the people pretending to cook in the far background of AMERICA’S TEST KITCHEN and imagine what they’re thinking. 3.) L...
all the needed tools are at your disposal now if disorganized if rusted if missing some instructions can you be focused and lucky enough? can you get it all together? ...
