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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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start of april barrage in idea barrages
1.) So many writers on my twitter feed going to the AWP Conference, I find myself saying it as a silly word. “awp, awp, awp”. 2.) It’s a shame I don’t know how to use the lines “we love watchin’/...
“goddamn” is my favourite curse word by far because it is sneakily the worst curse of them all there are so many ways you can tell someone to deficate copulate urinate insult their ethnicity...
331 in idea barrages
1.) Angry Whoppers. ANGRIEST WHOPPERS! FURIOUS TACOS! INCONSOLABLE FRIES! BLOOD-THIRSTY SHAKES! 2.) A version of Batman where the Waynes were murdered in an alley after a screening of ZORRO THE G...
the road has burned away returned to petroleum roots in the hot sun in the drought caught fire like a cold transmuted to sticky cinder nothing to follow anymore even if you could walk it ...
or it didn't happen in poetry
you have to live by a credo so I will live by this code the only person who will have a picture of my penis is the coroner when I’m dead anyone else must request a live sho...
life stories in poetry
the best we can hope for from social networking is a future where the myth of flawless living is dashed by all of our permanent records where no one can claim to be perfect boy scout...
330 in idea barrages
1.) Only I could feel guilty when I start thinning out my facebook event acceptances to be more budget-realistic. 2.) Charlie Brown grew up to be a successful bereavement councilor, best known fo...
maybe it’s not that madness and art are directly linked it’s more that art is the evolutionary benefit we manifest to mitigate the advantages that we lose due to the madness maybe it’s a re...
tender as a mother's love in poetry
you’re not funny no one thinks you’re funny but you I shouldn’t have told you that you were special when you were young because now you are a loser and you don’t think you need to ever ...
329 in idea barrages
1.) When people talk about “house flippers” I can’t help but imagine adorable pet dolphins. 2.) Sympathy for the bartender can be expressed as “oh that poor pour man”. 3.) When Grodd closes a doo...
tune of Wild Wild Life in song parodies
I’m looking for a decent replacement for baked potatoes maybe something more fancy maybe something toothsome here in this Price Chopper woahoho I got some...
tune of JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG in song parodies
John Travolta was a sweathog “Welcome Back Kotter” I dug but now he comes off like some kind of weird robot that’s what joining a cult does religion is one hell of a drug, sing it ...
april fools in poetry
all the very best and worst most devoted drinkers I know refuse to drink on St. Patricks Day they call it a rolling shit-show it’s just amateur hour they say it’s no fun...
328 in idea barrages
3.) Maybe it’s not that madness and art are directly linked, it’s more that art is the evolutionary benefit we manifest to mitigate the advantages we lose due to madness. 4.) Let’s work on replac...
#trumptributebands in idea barrages
1.) Orange Day 2.) Bachman Turner Comboverdrive 3.) Blink One-Hatey-You 4.) Small Hand Todd And The Monsters 5.) The Jesus And Maria Chainlink Fence 6.) Talking Pumpkins 7.) Sunny Day Real Estat...
327 in idea barrages
1.) Apparently “wicking your coil” is a vaping term and not like a sex thing? Thanks weird youtube autoplay. Youtube’s teaching me all kinds of stuff about vaping. It seems smoking a fake cigaret...
our daily bread in poetry
there are a number of similarities between Jesus of Nazareth, messiah of the Christian faith and Poppin’ Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy far more than the fact that they’...
326 in idea barrages
1.) If there’s moral, immoral and amoral, are there mature, immature and amature? Can we all be amature? 2.) I want at least two “Or Lando, Florida” jokes when they expand the Star Wars section a...
325 in idea barrages
1.) There should be a lawyer in Mortal Kombat who wins on TECHNICALITY! 2.) Yeah, performers are insecure but everyone’s insecure, performers are just the ones who wrestle with it publicly, messe...
a basement on the hill in poetry
somewhere edges of eggs are crisping the dim blue light of dawn the beginnings of birdsong somewhere this tableau is relief somewhere this picture shows release not so much for me been u...
this is what it looks like equipped with a necessary but esoteric skill-set this is what it looks like overwhelmed with the prerequisite anxiety and stress this is what it looks like when ...
324 in idea barrages
1.) In the end, if they were gonna vote for the twit who starred in BEDTIME FOR BONZO, yes, they’ll vote for the “You’re Fired” guy. 2.) Just once I want a city or state’s pitch to draw in filmma...
323 in idea barrages
1.) Monks communicate online via Snapchant. 2.) The idea of the US and Cuba “normalizing relations” is funny because there is no way to normalize anyone I’m related to. 3.) Man walks into a bar. ...
322 in idea barrages
1.) The hope is Trump tries to announce Billy Fuccillo as his Vice President then breaks down laughing, admitting it was all a gag. 2.) Everyone’s afraid of a robot uprising, I’d be a lot more af...
#badmottosforstates in idea barrages
1.) Idaho: We Are Not Actually A Ho 2.) Rhode Island: Neither in Rhodes Nor An Island Actually A Legume 3.) Utah: A Vacation Wonderland, Bring The Wives And Kids 4.) New Jersey: Interesting Pl...
