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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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if you believe in poetry
if you believe an online quiz can say a lot about you then that says a lot about you if you believe a horoscope can say meaningful things about your fate that says meaningful things ...
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1.) BDSM golf is one of the few times it’s good to be sub-par. 2.) In the nightmare last night, I was at a convention, I was drugged, everything I had was stolen & my hotel room was commandee...
no exact science in poetry
the terrible thing about being human is that you are never completely wrong while also you are never completely right it’s the wonderful thing about being human as well ...
palatine bridge in poetry
driving through redneck oblivion in this case a hamlet called Palatine Bridge a broken-down house flies a Confederate battle flag and an American flag with Twin Towers...
half a page of scribbled lines in poetry
is there anything more wasteful than sleep? all the things you could’ve been thinking about all the wonderful ways you could’ve goofed off or perhaps a good deal more rarely all the things...
Thirty Days in poetry
They offer a thirty-day free trial but there is no guarantee of innocence at the end. They offer a thirty-day free trial but there is no guarantee of your sentenced guilt either. ...
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1.) They offer a thirty-day free trial but there is no guarantee of innocence at the end. 2.) The terrible thing about being human is you’re never completely wrong or completely right. It’s the w...
the cool uncle blues in poetry
rowdy roddy piper’s dead so is david bowie our childhood has dried out the hot winds are blowing but instead of hiding in nostalgia like some sulking scolded pup let’s make a new nostalgia ...
may capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) I like to pretend the Gallagher Brothers in Oasis were the sons of Gallagher. 2.) The miners’ union is a bunch of guild diggers. 3.) Be careful of electricians who dabble in surge pricing. 4....
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1.) Not a lot of rappers named Norman. 2.) If your drop says you play “the greatest hits” then immediately “The Pina Colada” song starts the FCC should ding you for false advertising. 3.) I prefe...
529 in idea barrages
1.) The Marvel movies are really just shills for Big Schwarma. 2.) The difficulty with casting calls is you can never tell when they were genuinely being positive and when they were just being ni...
her eyes nearly dark as the night her eyes comforting as the night the deep soothing quiet of the night peaceful at the surface sheen roiling with potential beneath I could tell yo...
a new person every day in poetry
you wake up a new person every day which sounds amazing except that also means every night when you fall asleep you die and then you wake up a new person every day which could be very exci...
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1.) May you live a life where the phrase “a side piece” only applies to the edges of jigsaw puzzles. 2.) If you’re next in line to check DUNE out of the library, you have mua-dibs. 3.) Disneyland...
527 in idea barrages
1.) With short-form writing, sometimes you have to know when to not start yet because the idea isn’t clear in your head yet and you’re not going to be able to do it right until you’re crystal cle...
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1.) I don’t think what’s past is prologue, though that’s close to truth. What’s past was effective first-act character building. 2.) Some of us can’t just fall asleep when our heads hit the pillo...
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1.) If you’re gonna get a tattoo on the small of your back, go all in and just have it be the words “THONG LIFE”. 2.) Until you’re naked together, the whole relationship could just be an elaborat...
they forged a sword so strong that it could cut through anything anything not just flesh or bone metal or stone the sword could cut through concepts the sword could cut through ether ...
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1.) It wasn’t as bad as torturing the innocent but The Spanish Imposition was still pretty annoying. They stayed on the couch for days. 2.) Sports Authority collapsed into Sports Anarchy which so...
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1.) Despite the roller-coaster that is self-esteem, end of the day, I can always say… look at how awesome your friends are, you must be cool. 2.) I was never much into Woody Allen cuz if you want...
that beast nostalgia in poetry
nostalgia is the methadone to the opiate of really being alive the clinic doors have been shuttered there’s only one way left to thrive pull together all your embers of the f...
tannhauser gate in poetry
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe I’ve matched wits with Gary Gnu I’ve gotten a standing ovation dressed as Andre the Giant at a sold-out burlesque show I’ve run errands for the...
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1.) Only Nintendo’s prudish family-friendliness prevents us from having “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This!” condoms. 2.) The nuns of the black lagoon are real creatures of habit. 3.) When un...
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1.) The only thing weirder than being on your old college campus 15 years later is to be there in the summer when it’s empty too. 2.) I think these new glasses are going to staunch the eyestrain ...
So I'm doing a TED Talk. in life stuff and misc.
Yeah. TEDxUtica tapped me to give a talk at their yearly event in September. This is probably the most “legit” I’ve gone with anything since college… I have done some amazing things with my w...
