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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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home area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) They need to do this to please Dr. Who for now. They need to please the time-being, for the time being. 2.) A Sublime parody about Dr. Strange “The Wong Way”? 3.) Geico ad, a guy’s pilloried ...
abandoned winnebago in passing in poetry
leave an opened-up map on the dashboard of your car let the neighbors think you know where you’re going let the local cops think that you know where you are even thoug...
you, in reverse (micro-fiction) in life stuff and misc.
You wake up with the knowledge that you died yesterday and yet here you are now, waking up more or less safe in your bed. You wake up knowing that this is not the first time this has happened....
Is It My Fault? Or The Stars? in life stuff and misc.
This would be the point in the story, were my life a hero’s tale or even just a mostly-good-natured comedy, where some long shot would come out of the blue and turn things around. The point that ...
to the tune of MY NAME IS MUD in song parodies
my name is Fudd my name is Fudd not to be confused with Daffy Sam or Sylvester my name is Fudd, it’s always been cuz I’m the finest big game hunter you’ve ever se...
to the tune of MOVIN' OUT in song parodies
Prince Adam lives in the castle up high everyone thinks he’s a milquetoast no one quite knows what to think of the guy hanging out with that little red ghost oh but Skeleto...
0313 in idea barrages
1.) If they admit its heartless for us to go w/out health care they have to admit the same of education, housing, etc & their whole house falls. 2.) If there’s a mark of the Beast if there’s ...
fear & loathing at the end of an age in life stuff and misc.
The immediate logical aftermath of the 2000 American presidential election, the most reasonable outcome as we all woke up to the hideous realization that a born-again cokehead man-child was being...
a petit barrage in idea barrages
1.) A Primus parody “MY NAME IS FUDD”? 2.) no harm will come to you/know harm will come to you/no, harm will come to you/know harm, we’ll come to you/no harm, welcome to you 3.) It’s a good thing...
barrages are less frequent from Cali in idea barrages
1.) Pilots have altimeter motives. 2.) Seven billion sexes, seven billion genders, seven billion ethnicities, seven billion faiths or lacks-thereof, seven billion lifespans… 3.) Who? You. What? T...
311 in idea barrages
1.) After finding out a local won the Non-Fiction Pulitzer for writing about female sheep, everyone started chanting “EWE ESS-AY, EWE ESSAY!” 2.) Your terrible comedy about shipwrecked stoners wh...
310 in idea barrages
1.) A documentary about Ken Burns? WE HAVE REACHED META-BURNS. 2.) When the elder Baggins briefly shifted into the monster face over The Ring, did that make him a double-sided Bilbo? 3.) Disney w...
catch up barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you know any women who could be described as “Bjork but six foot one” please forward them my contact information. 2.) Step one: create a perfume that smells like bread called “eau de pain”...
Cahuenga Passing in poetry
studio city welcomes you as the rich scent of laurel bleeds into the distinctive musk of weed studio city welcomes me no trains through the desert dust a million cars and maybe one bu...
38 in idea barrages
1.) I am a hell of a particularly shaped puzzle piece, I do not fit many places but where I will fit, I will fit spectacularly. 2.) Trump’s so anti-intellectual he hates his own intelligence offi...
souls to squeeze in poetry
psychopomp and circumstance praying for rain at the harvest dance we’re liminal being oft seen askance squeeze the shaman if you get the chance straddling boundaries does get lonely two-spiri...
37 in idea barrages
1.) The four best porn stars will be carved into the side of Mt Thrustmore. The four best tweeters will be carved into Mt Cleverest. 2.) Don’t bother spending money on facebook ads for your psych...
36 in idea barrages
1.) The feud between rival schools of circus cannonball-men was later known as “The Human Missile Crisis”. 2.) Been lingering in reruns for a while now. Maybe my life will get picked up by a stre...
35 in idea barrages
1.) A powerful ally difference is/life creates it makes it grow/difference surrounds us binds us/liminal beings are we, not these false binaries 2.) I await the tweet where the fake president spe...
34 in idea barrages
1.) A Neil Young parody “After The Lunch Rush”? 2.) Nightmare where my computer was being hacked by Christian ransomware. Also, I could fly? 3.) BE the future liberals want. 4.) Was there ever a ...
to the tune of Lorde's ROYALS in song parodies
I’ve never put a scalpel into flesh I close my eyes for surgeries in the movies and I’m not proud of my weakness but I near pass out… for routine testing but everybody’s like foreskins, sm...
33 in idea barrages
1.) Your film about a station wagon that goes to a college campus and kills will be called THE HATCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. 2.) People on the radio talking about “the draft” and you wonder “what did ...
32 in idea barrages
1.) You’re buying a terrible fast food sub for convenience’s sake. Taking the time to “toast” it to make it slightly less bad fools no one. 2.) Wart removal, get into that, it’s a growth industry...
march opener in idea barrages
1.) Everybody’s always talking about independent contractors but codependent contractors are always willing to help. 2.) Quicken Loans was named after someone trying not to cure about frickin’ lo...
to the tune of LONDON CALLING in song parodies
dungeon crawling from the faraway inns the dragons hoard gold the battle begins dungeon crawling in the underworld the litches and witches, diamonds and pearls dungeon c...
