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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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to the tune of SPOOKY in idea barrages
at the edge of the cosmos when everyone is crooked, kind of shady you show up in your ship with three weird looking dudes and one green lady first I say no, I’ve got no skill for that c...
to the tune of MAMA KIN in song parodies
it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert don’t you know that sand is rough then the Jed-i were strict with the new guy swing that sword and get re-al buff Portman’s lover, kept...
may7 in idea barrages
1.) You all screaming “1st Amendment!” when a private ballclub kicks out a racist but want the gov’t to arrest Colbert, you can honk on my knob. 2.) If you are “making content”, stop doing that. ...
may6 in idea barrages
1.) Is audible even an actual web service? It might just be a cover for people who want to anonymously fund every podcast. 2.) I’m still disappointed that Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” isn’t a c...
cinco de barrago in idea barrages
1.) If you take some manga porn with you camping, that there’s some tentai. 2.) BATTLEFIELD EARTH is a perfect example of a cautionary Terl. 3.) Your fighter’s too OP. NO DON’T NERF ME! Your figh...
may3 in idea barrages
1.) I’m still surprised they never made an awful movie outta that “MAK-in’ COP-ies” guy. 2.) No human’s “illegal” no child’s “illegitimate”, reflect upon why you need to pretend other people are ...
may2 in idea barrages
1.) You go from comic shop to comic shop, buying a Wolverine comic from every shop. It’s called a Bub Crawl, all the cool kids are doing it. 2.) They’ll make a disease that makes you need Pepsi a...
may1 in idea barrages
1.) Now I’m trying to imagine what kinds of malaprops Yoda Berra would’ve come up with. “Over it is not until over it is, yes.” 2.) It is important that I do not write a version of “Welcome to th...
tune of SILVER BELLS in song parodies
it’s half-past-two, at the drive-through you’ve been stoned for a while in the air, there’s the sizzle of grilled meat menu listings speaker hissing order fifteen plus drink and a few ...
tune of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS in song parodies
Are you ready, kids? Aye-aye Cobain! I can’t hear you… Aye-aye Cobain! OH! Who lives in Seattle around Ninety-Three? GrungeBob FrayedPants! his amps as distorted as they can be!...
tune of AGE OF AQUARIUS in song parodies
when the screen is tuned to Channel Two and you’ve plugged in your N.E.S. the joypad in your hands that feeling is the best this is the dawning of the age of Kid Icarus! age of Kid Icarus! ...
tune of I PUT A SPELL ON YOU in song parodies
I put a spell on you now you’re a mime you gotta act out the things you do because you’re quiet now you’re quiet now you can’t stand up straight runnin’ against the wind ...
430 in idea barrages
1.) A spherical Slap Chop called A Dicin’ Sphere. 2.) Aquaman bought his castle with a sub-prime loan and now the poor guy’s underwater. 3.) Your murder mystery novel about the death of a margari...
a representative barrage in idea barrages
1.) Ebenezer could not believe he had contracted Trichinosis. “Bah,” he said derisively, “ham bug!” 2.) If I had muscles, I’d flex them in public until someone asked me what I was doing then I’d ...
428 in idea barrages
1.) He couldn’t prove they were prairie dogs, most a priori dogs, really. 2.) Here at GYMNASEUM, we charge just one dollar a month for a membership card so you can pretend you go to a gym. 3.) Th...
a tribute to The Old Main (OLD MAN parody) in song parodies
Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they’re n...
427 in idea barrages
1.) A sitcom about two cousins trying to hide their serial killings from each other called PERFECT STRANGLERS. 2.) Who wants to explain to Dunkin Donuts that DD Perks is a much better name for a ...
0426 in idea barrages
1.) Would more people use condoms if we called them “bonedanas”? 2.) I used to be a hypochondriac but I think I got sick of it. 3.) CATHOLIC JOKE: You know what happens when God “assumes”. “U” an...
my 2000th prosebox post in idea barrages
1.) I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, NOW YOU’RE A MIME, I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, NOW YOU’RE A MIME 2.) Salman Rushdie really pissed off the vegans with “The Seitanic Verses”. 3.) Photoshop’s slogan should be “...
it’s two-hundred and ten miles from where I live to New York City not quite to Brooklyn or Manhattan but the borderline where Westchester bleeds into the Bronx on electrical feeds sixty mil...
I have gotten in my life more “almosts” than anyone more “almosts” than the average person would get in twenty-five lifetimes and I’m not even dead yet I’ve spent so very long so very bitter...
side-channel in poetry
workin’ on a teevee that’ll show us what’s in heaven workin’ on a teevee that’ll show us what’s in heaven workin’ on a teevee that’ll show us what’s in heaven coffee’s for the horse and the ...
424 in idea barrages
1.) Flanders can’t cook Italian food because even seeing the word “pecorino” makes him think about his doodle. 2.) To properly gloat in chess against an Australian, punctuate your victory with a ...
socialites in poetry
Only on social media is the statement “I AM FOLLOWING YOU NOW” flattering and monetizable instead of deeply unnerving. Only on youtube is begging at the end of every stat...
423 in idea barrages
1.) If something’s in the back of the fridge for a while, you can pretend you ate it over the last few days even through you ate it all at 3AM. 2.) Tell the artist “Oh man, that was great! That w...
