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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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we have to try in poetry
if there’s a message to our madness an annotation for our tone, it’s there’s too many opiates for the masses and we must be the methadone they’ll sell you mystics and statistics they’ll sell...
ju20 in idea barrages
1.) We need a baseball acronym “gWAR” because it’d be the most metal statistic ever. 2.) “Twitter Survivor’s Guilt”: the newly-discovered emotion you feel when a celebrity you never heard of has ...
ju19 in idea barrages
1.) The semi-colon is a comma comma comma comma chameleon. 2.) You will come to prominence in the art world under the pseudonym George O’Keeffe, painting flowers that pretty clearly are supposed ...
ju18 in idea barrages
1.) An ad for mayonnaise, probably Hellmans, starring Alton Brown with the tagline “I Second That Emulsion” is probably the best idea that will never be used ever. 2.) A tumblr account fictionall...
She was beautiful, everyone around there was, that slightly sullen hiding how tired you are kind of beautiful you’d see in actresses and actors, beautiful like grocery-store produce kept ripe for...
There’s a million things to be said about picking up a semen analysis specimen as a medical courier, only a handful that could be shared in polite company. Most of the time, it was not as gross a...
The later in life that we succeed, the later we will collapse into success-sheltered self-parody, this is our artistic covenant. We are all better off without turning into DeNiro, taking every ro...
a particularly large barrage of particularly weird ideas in idea barrages
1.) Let us invent fake international soccer teams to pretend to root for when surrounded by soccer hipsters this World Cup. Brusseldorf FC. Shaumport United. Futbol Arzelea. 2.) In your present-d...
ju16 in idea barrages
1.) Go to a Westboro Baptist Church rally, try to blend in at first and then bring up a sign that says “IT’S FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE, NOT LAWRENCE AND THE MACHINE”. Sometimes it’s just as fun to...
ju15 in idea barrages
1.) Oh that Trump, up bright and early for a brisk walk, his morning unconstitutional. 2.) The cat has the fur colouration and the nimble hands of a skunk, the dog farts like a skunk spray, betwe...
ju14 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see an ad for small engine repair, I imagine the Oompaloompas as the world’s most adorable mechanics. 2.) A rapping penguin called T-Peng. 3.) The fact that Kentucky Fried Chicken ...
I went to the K-Mart going-out-of-business sale to mourn an America that has now passed away, no less grotesque in its consumerism but certainly less invasive. An America past where at least the ...
ju13 in idea barrages
1.) (to the tune of Tutti Frutti) Got a dog named Ollie, his life is food and folly, got a dog named Ollie, WOO, his life is food and folly, he knows how to bark loud, yes indeed, look around the...
ju12 in idea barrages
1.) I’m just saying “Wuthering Heights” would’ve been more interesting if Mister Heathcliff were actually a garbage-picking orange cat but nothing else were changed. 2.) We’re living in a tableto...
ju11 in idea barrages
1.) You measure your South Asian flat bread using naan-eculidean geometry. 2.) The 10,000 empty think-pieces about Bourdain are the least Bourdain thing ever. Don’t write glowing things about a s...
ju10 in idea barrages
1.) Tyler The Creator walks into the sea, to hibernate in a deathless dreamless sleep. When the rituals are complete, he returns back from the briny deep to scourge the surface world, reborn Tyle...
keyword "soul" title "god, interrupted" in misc. flash fiction
God not as a Norse-Christian hairy thunderer nor hippie-dippy New Age cosmic muffin but God, God as the ocean, God as the sea. God, vast bottomless ancient insanely powerful, powerful in a way th...
love instead in poetry
the opposite of hate is not love, it is obsession love and obsession are actually quite different things no matter what the television or the computer tells you if you’re going to go ar...
god not as norse-christian hairy thunderer nor hippy-dippy new age cosmic muffin but god, god as the ocean, god as the sea vast bottomless ancient insanely powerful powerful in a...
shade tree in poetry
i don’t know where the shadows go when there’s just too much light we all need time in the warm sunshine but somehow it doesn’t seem right to bow and pray to the burning day ignoring ...
ju9 in idea barrages
1.) All the servers have to wear short-shorts as they bring you your omelet at the newly renamed International House of Butts. It’s not gonna end well. 2.) HOT TAKE: the sudden proliferation of d...
ju8 in idea barrages
1.) The best argument for Crossfit is, of course, Christ’s rock hard abs. Crucifixion really works the core. 2.) Babies are much cooler when you mentally compartmentalize them as “human puppies”....
doubting before it was cool in poetry
Doubting Thomas the original hipster interrogating Jesus on the authenticity on the artisanal veracity of his actions were the loaves gluten-free, though, Jesus? was the fish organically...
blood for the bloodless in poetry
our blood is just a by-product of the churning in our bones our dreams just a by-product of when we’re stuck alone our realities by-products of when we stop looking at our phones our phones j...
sometimes I feel like that one lonely token cherry tomato in the middle of a fast food salad just kind of floating there in a sea of iceberg and dressing two pounds of chicken and cheese ...
