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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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help someone else instead of yourself books in poetry
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: eating drinking sleeping breathing in breathing out the elimination of wastes cell division HOW TO MAKE F...
key word "sculpture" title "on your own" in misc. flash fiction
God sat at Her desk, being interviewed for some documentary: “Humans, not my best work, I’ll admit. Kind of a rush-job. I was having trouble with the husband at the time, most of R&D was tied...
may capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) All people are equal in the eyes of God, all humans are equally weak in the eyes of Grodd. 2.) Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing in, breathing out...
keyword "dissonance" title "the bandwagon" in misc. flash fiction
“We could call the band The Cognitive Dissidents,” Ethan considered, “you know, like, a pun on the phrase Cognitive Dissonance?” “I know what cognitive dissonance is,” Julia acquiesced, “but don’...
ma30 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re only able to contact a palette-swapped copy of the ghost you’re trying to reach, you’re using a Luigi board. 2.) There are not enough jokes about how Indiana Jones’ given first name...
ma29 in idea barrages
1.) It is one of those terrible confluences that if you say “ICE” twice fast, it sounds like “SS”. 2.) In heaven, your every unrequited crush will tell you they dug you after all. In hell, your e...
ma28 in idea barrages
1.) I don’t know what a Star Wars musical would be like but I know it’d be called KYLO RENT. 2.) Winnie The Pooh rapping I LOOK FUNNY, BUT HEY, I ATE YOUR HONEY 3.) “It would behoove you to quit ...
ma27 in idea barrages
1.) If Noah is MCU Thor, Reyes is MCU Stan Lee: keeps showing up for cameos, long after he really shouldn’t be doing that anymore, leaving us all confused, embarrassed and vaguely ill at ease. 2....
ma26 in idea barrages
1.) She could not feign being at peace, she was absolutely chalant. 2.) Why is nothing old-fangled? 3.) Paul Bunyan. Big if true. 4.) HOT TAKE: Woody Allen was never that interesting, funny somet...
ma25 in idea barrages
1.) It was the most brutal drum majorette camp in the country, leading some to call those two weeks in July “the Baton Death March”. 2.) Trump is the Cousin Oliver of the American sitcom for godd...
ma24 in idea barrages
1.) Your hair insurance won’t cover a two-in-one shampoo, you have a pre-existing conditioner. 2.) If you get off on a pirate whispering to you, that’s ASMArrrrrrrr. 3.) Your musical about Chewba...
perennials in poetry
we are… perennials we may get pushed down by the cruelty of a long winter but we will rise back up again when we cycle on around to May rise ...
ma23 in idea barrages
1.) Oh, by the by, if you rant about how millenials “want everything handed to them” & want to be “treated like they’re special just because they’re born” but you were gaga over the wedding o...
keyword "turmoil" title "the chase" in misc. flash fiction
Aren’t we all just on the run from a collection of ever-shifting ghosts within the mazes that are the insides of our minds? Aren’t we all just sprinting from one place to another, eating our grie...
ma22 in idea barrages
1.) If your brain is what makes you hot to the ladies, does that make you a thinkubus? 2.) This is probably not a great time to be a Norwegian named Hans Olo. 3.) Lots of people talk about how fo...
ma21 in idea barrages
1.) Another food hot take: the vinegar of ketchup actually cuts through the fattiness of fried mozz sticks better than marinara. 2.) The Nihilism Monster sings N IS FOR NOTHING, THAT’S ALL THAT T...
ma20 in idea barrages
1.) You do you but if you’re asking me if I’m gonna wake up early to watch a multi-million-dollar television extravaganza essentially celebrating that two pretty rich people I don’t know personal...
keyword "lightning" title "lake of fire" in misc. flash fiction
If God’s like a genie in a lamp but you only get one wish, I certainly wasted mine early. It felt necessary at the time, but I was just a child, I didn’t know the life I’d have laid out for me, t...
“I’ve been thinking,” her wife said, setting down her coffee. She wanted to quip back “that’s when the trouble starts”, but she respected that her love was the artist, she was the woman of scienc...
ma19 in idea barrages
1.) Prodigal man, prodigal man, birthright thrown in the garbage can, he’ll come back they’ll understand, prodigal man. 2.) Can we all agree to pretend that SHERLOCK GNOMES wasn’t a real movie, t...
ma18 in idea barrages
1.) “Meghan Markle” sounds like the girlfriend of a 5th rate Marvel hero. “Will Speedball’s secret identity ever be figured out by his girlfriend, reporter for the local Spectrum News cable chann...
ma17 in idea barrages
1.) Investing in fall-out shelter companies is just setting yourself up for failure. 2.) A word doctor can help you determine if you over-complicate your punctuation with a simple semicolonoscopy...
especially when we fail in poetry
gilgamesh the matador and I’m the bull of heaven enkidu picked up a sword he’s been rolling sevens history keeps changing up but myth is writ in stone and here I am anyway feeling all a...
ma16 in idea barrages
1.) You know how sometimes failing bands will come up with a “sequel” song to the narrative of their big hit? What about a prequel song? How about a new summer anthem called WHO LOCKED THE DOGS I...
ma15 in idea barrages
1.) YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON/YEAH, LIKE I STARRED IN “CHEERS” TODAY/YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON/YEAH, LIKE I STARRED IN “CHEERS” TODAY 2.) When I see bursts of red on an electoral map, I lik...
