Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Two Banhammers on FB in 4 days. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I swear on my mother’s ashes that I wasn’t doing anything nefarious. AI simply has it out for me. I’m not angry. Annoyed at the most. What FB probably doesn’t realize is that these two strikes ...
On Onlyfans. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is a tricky topic to cover, as I am Sex Worker Positive. I believe prostitutes deserve to be treated with respect. I only became aware of this site because of my activity on fetlife. From ...
95.8F in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Still exhausted. Still trying whatever I can to get us through this. I… (Alice speaking) He is really physically exhausted. It takes a lot to coax him out of bed for basic bodily functions. H...
96.1F in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Today’s theme song, as I battle whatever this is.
I hate english class. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I am reflecting on how I had difficulty responding to English and Reading classes when I was a kid. K-12, I HATED every single one of those classes. And I may have a partial explanation. Beyon...
97.2F in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My Wife has caught covid. It is NOT like her at all to be bed-ridden. If I were in better health, I would run to her aid. Tea, soup, and another blanket. I checked my temperature while chatti...
Save Her. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Let’s go, community. All the s-word signs are there in a few words. Help her. https://www.prosebox.net/entry/1227142/d-20/
Yet Another Weird Dream. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I’m in my living room. I noticed a guy outside outfitted in modern U.S. military fatigue. Kind of crouched, skulking past my window. I’d say… between 43 and 57 years of age. Determined e...
How to get Pulled Over. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I have two anecdotes for you. It’s storytime. Picture it. Jersey. Approaching evening. An ‘88 Dodge Caravan. Black Cherry. She stops at a red light going downhill. She makes a sharp right...
The following is a work of fiction I wrote many years ago. It contains many usages of the word “Vagina”. I am aware this might be shocking information, but almost half the population of humans ...
Sleep Tracking 3-6-21 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed, sans urination station: 9:20 pm - 9:15 am. I recall being awake at 6am. It felt too early to get up. I simply clutched my Reddy Bear, and relaxed. Three blankets strewn across me...
Sleep Tracking 3-5-21 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
5:15 am - 8:15 am. Whoopsie. I recall unplugging the headphones and letting Tina’s speakers do the talking. Do love me some Pandora. I maintain that “How are you?” is an existential question. B...
Sleep Tracking 3-4-21 & Darmok in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 5:25 am - 10:30 am. You can math it. Yeah, I had an odd night. Everything yesterday started nice. Even put on clothes before pajamas when I woke up. Motivate? I wanted to put t...
Yet Another Star Trek Primer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Curious about my massive nerd-on for Star Trek, but don’t know where to start? Timmy is here to help! With ten series, thirteen movies, and two new series on the way, it can seem as overwhelmin...
Sleep Tracking 3-3-21, Duolingo, CAH, L4D, etc. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 11:25 pm to 8 am. Time asleep: ~ 7 hours. Had a mere .5 mg of melatonin. Nothing else. Seven hours is good. Just the normal rousing in the middle of the night. Just taking a li...
I’m trying my best to avoid discussing stale cheeto, in the hopes he will fade from the collective discussion. Alas. This is too hilarious to pass up. (In case this image doesn’t load in the f...
Sleep Tracking 3-2-21 & Culinary Pornography. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 10:20 pm to 7:20 am. Amount of sleep: ~ 8 hours. It’s about goddamned time. 1 mg melatonin and two benadryl. The 2mg gummies didn’t seem to be doing the trick, so I went with my...
Sleep Tracking 3-1-21 & Chekhov's Gun. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 12:10 am - 7:10 am. Time asleep, after 2 am. Amount of sleep: ~3 hours total. Took 2mg melatonin, 1 zzzquil, 1 benadryl, and 1 nyquil. And I STILL wasn’t drowsy at all. Maybe wh...
Sleep Tracking 2-28-21 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Time in bed: 11:30 pm to 8:30 am. Time asleep: 3-4 hours. Last time I observed before my first unconsciousness was 3 am. Well, at least that is earlier. Laying in bed gets boring after enou...
Sleep Tracking 2-27-21 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Was latently sobbing until around 5 pm yesterday. I think that was when it softly subsided. Barely ate. No appetite. I believe around 400 calories. Went to bed at 11:30 pm. Got up at 7:45 am...
Rejection. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This whole concept of cutting off contact with “toxic” people is a load of steaming cow dung. I’m tired of seeing these posts on facebook. Toxic is an overused word. In high school, I had a guy ...
How Do You Wipe? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Less an inquiry of specifics, more HOW IS IT POSSIBLE. Now, this may be shocking information. Girls poop. They defecate. They take massive shits. There are toots and pauses between each evacu...
South of Heaven. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
First song Pandora plays is Slayer. Mofoing SLAYER. Slayer isn’t easy to get into. (Seriously. I get it. Metallica is easier to get into.) But once you get into Slayer, they will scream on ...
The TimmySandwiches. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Picture it. Jersey. Mid-naughts. Someone’s apartment. A dozen or so Jerseyians. Or is it Jerseyites. (Whatever.) Cuddle Party. For the uninitiated, Cuddle Party is a safe space to practice ...
This is a Taco. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Well, it is. Happy Taco to you.
