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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Smokey cried a bit on the way to the vet but was a champ when he got his shot. Proud of my boy. Went out to eat with my aunt and cousin after. I really didn’t want to go to the Chinese buff...
Sometimes, Real Late At Night in Hello
I like to jiggle my fat and go blub blub blub blub blub blub. 8:33 PM Had a bad case of poohsenschitt most of the night. Still got up and showered only to see a message saying the position ...
Nona Harriet Dawn in Hello
R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg I used to watch the Adventures of Pete & Pete religiously as a kid. Saw Harriet the Spy a bunch when it came to HBO. Mom (plus several of my friends) freakin...
Dissatisfied in Hello
Been in a funk today. Couldn’t sleep last night so ofc I dozed off after 6 AM. Slept till mid afternoon. Was not happy about it since the weather is nice out. I did get out of the house to...
Gary Larson Is A Genius in Hello
2:40 AM and I’m reading The Farside comics. Love Gary Larson’s strange sense of humor. I made eggplant parmesan tonight with homemade sauce. This time I added another tomato and clove of garl...
Poor 'Lil Ole Monster in Hello
War Of The Gargantuas is on in the background. At one point the Japanese army is shooting the giant monster with badly animated lightening bolt weapons. Mom blurted out the titles of this entr...
Cleaned Teefies. (UPDATE!) (UPDATE X'S 2) in Hello
I got Lily to the vet earlier safe and sound. They’ll sedate her then clean her choppers. After I did that I swung by the store and grabbed four more bundles of logs. Stopped by Circle K fo...
F.U. Karen in Hello
Stick those brown sun glasses up your butt. The weather has been shite. Conners was okayish. Barnes and Noble has nothing. Then when crossing to the parking lot some bitch didn’t slow down, sw...
Happy Birthday To Me! in Hello
Snow on the ground but the roads are fine. Just picked up some gummies and will be getting lunch within the next hour and a half. Library is open so fingers crossed the horror club is still me...
Oh Come On!!! in Hello
Bad weather predicted tomorrow. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Library will be opening late. Just checked their website cause I really want to go to that horror club. Then I saw this… https://hmcpl.org/Youn...
Skidmark Sam And Toe-Jam Tommy Jasper in Hello
Ugh! I made a lovely visit to the terlit earlier and now I feel…greasy. 💩 Slowly I’m figuring out a routine with the kitchen. Do the morning dishes after breakfast. Before dinner sweep and ...
Uncle Jed! Granny! Elly Mae! in Hello
The Beverly Hillbillies are on. This show is silly but it makes me laugh. Earlier tonight I tried my hand at homemade tomato sauce. I used five tomatoes to make the sauce but probably could’...
Kicking And Screaming (Update) in Hello
I’m going to have to drag her back to the doctor on Monday whether she likes it or not. She’s in a lot of pain and I don’t know what else to do. 10:00 PM My back hurts and I’m beat. It’s so ...
Can't Leave Well Enough Alone in Hello
Frustrated. Mess to clean. Just…get out of my way. My fault, should’ve did the little steps earlier. Instead a good hour and thirty-six minutes spent doing a good sweatin’s worth of work. Bee...
Tender Is The Flesh (Fresh Tattoo) in Hello
https://photos.app.goo.gl/umRh7AUUVZ9aqdQ26 Does this work? Edit: I just tried the different stew recipes I put together and make my own. It is really good but! It’s missing something…maybe...
Friggin' Sweet! in Hello
My tattoo guy finally hit me back. Tomorrow, noon.
Foot Feta-ish (Guitar Video) in Hello
Damn you girl. I’m horny and the pills say no! So much for relaxing. Got a bill from Wellstone I already paid. The lady who died billing wasn’t there Got my dividend check last night. The b...
Too Early For Phone Calls... in Hello
There I was, wrapped in my blanket sound asleep. My phone rings, tearing me from a nice dreamless slumber. Plumber is on his way, awesome. It was 7:59 AM. New toilet is installed and it’s kinda ...
But It's February? Update (x 2) in Hello
It’s is 76 F outside. 24.4 C for my non Americans. I’m hot… So far I went back to the docs office with Mom’s new insurance info, then to Chick-fil-A for lunch, Walgreens for her meds. I got 34...
Paging Mr. Herman in Hello
I have been on the go since 10:40 this morning. Finally got back home about 40 minutes ago around 7 PM. I am sofa king tired…
1:16 AM For a few good days I’ve been asleep before midnight. Last night I stayed up reading. Today (Monday the 3rd) I had to wait around the house. Mom had her once a month care provider dro...
To hold ANY office in this country you have to take the Citizenship Test. Basic government questions, shouldn’t be hard, right? You fail? You’re stripped of your legal status and have to app...
Angry AKA Oh Go Fuck Yourself! in Hello
4:33 AM Just woke up a little while ago. “Real sober people don’t count days.” Oh, is that right. Well then I guess I’m a fucking AI bot then. Guess I’m just making this up then. No, I’ve neve...
Blow My Brains Out (Earworm) in Hello
I’ve had the fucking 80’s Chipmunk theme song stuck in my head all day. Again! I know the last time was a few months ago but c’mon! Singing that shit to myself has to be like not healthy, r...
Son Of A Bitch in Hello
Fell asleep way early (7 ish PM ish) and woke up an hour ago, fully rested. It’s 4:36 AM. FUCK! I’m famished…but almost feels to early to like actually cook something. There was no dinner la...
