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Part of me wants to die. My saving grace is my Boss Lady cares for me. I have no family. But I can turn to her.

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I think I should do a TNG fanfic. I’m just a guy, living in a world. And all of a sudden Data appears. I could play the role of the “everyman” Or everywoman, whatever. NaNoWriMo is a tradition...

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My keyboard seems a little sticky. Some of the keys aren’t pressing down fluidly. I should replace it eventually.

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The idea that you shouldn’t mention your ex’s is bullshit. They’re a part of you. They happened. There’s a reason you dated them in the first place, and a reason you broke up. That’s importan...

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I had a dream last night that I was eating pussy. I was also slightly lucid, meaning I thought “Oh man, I hope I have my first wet dream.” Tasted good, felt nice, but alas. No dice. Still conv...

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When your dad asks why you’re not going to the gym. And is confused when you tell him he’s being rude.

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Still baffled how 99% of chicks shave their legs before going into public. I’ve shaved my legs, and holy hell, it gets stubbly within a day. Why bother? (Fuck you, society.)

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I like to identify as a flaming liberal. “Far left”. Perhaps my analysis was wrong. Because there are people farther left than me who are really starting to piss me off. It comes back to phras...

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Using a fan to dry yourself off after a shower is seriously helpful, and a time-saver.

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When a friend that shares your amazon account orders Tampax Pearl in bulk. Could have just asked me, I have some spares. ....I also have some pads. Hey, I date those who menstruate.

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I can see music. I can SEE MUSIC.

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I say openly that I’m going to marry Tashina. She recently had her IUD taken out, so she’s bleeding again. And, well. I told her I want her to tell me everything about it. So. I get pad pics,...

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You’re immediately thinking of a dude trying to dress “like a girl”. Yet if a chick dares wears pants and a t-shirt, well. Nobody cares. (Not denying that 100 years ago, chicks couldn’t wear pan...

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So, I was on the phone with Tashy, as I usually am almost every night. I hear kids in the background. She’s all “be quiet, I’m on the phone with Timmy!” And cue them ALL wanting to talk to me. He...

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Maybe “men” aren’t always talking over women. Maybe we just are designed with deeper and louder voices. Learning how to soften my voice during conversation is NOT something we are taught. Maybe...

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Beat me Whip me Make me cry Tell me how worthless I am How I deserve pain Deserve torture Give me rules Give me structure Lay down the law Make me be the best boy I can be Guide me forward Utiliz...

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Pros: Takes longer to orgasm! Might stay aroused and not orgasm at all! Cons: TAKES LONGER TO ORGASM! MIGHT STAY AROUSED AND NOT ORGASM AT ALL!

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I have 103 to check. And I don’t wannnnnnaaaaa. That’s a loooooooot.

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Since Rage Against The Machine will not release more music, System of a Down is our only hope. Fucking rage on that sexist, racist, xenophobic insult to cheetos everywhere.

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I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP. AND MY SEAT IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION.

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When a chick farts on your dick mid-spooning and the only response is mutual giggles.

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Every time I shave my bikini line (read: inguinal crease), I can’t help but think “how did chicks get conned into this farce? It’s difficult enough for me to shave, but at least I can pull my scr...

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It’s not about sharing everything with your partner, but being able to share anything.

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Funny thing about opinions is that to really be grey or “somewhere in the middle”, you HAVE to at some point find yourself arguing against your own default opinion. You know, depending on the co...

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That trope that it’s bad for woman to have too many coital encounters? Three counterarguments: A: She’s fucked a billion guys, but no one were as good as this “final guy”. 2: She’s enjoyed a fu...

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