Clothing-Equipped Bum. in The Napkin.

You don’t need to be nude to be beautiful or sexy.

Oh hell, I seem to have fun with my Sophia-voice. So let’s just intentionally go into a SOPHIACHAT.

So, as you know, I’m on fetlife. Nice website full of a lot of diverse people. Definitely some people that make me feel “hey, that’s a bit much”, but as we say in Jersey “You do you.”

I ran across this girl, this beautiful girl, who gets a LOT of attention. No, no intention of trying to pull her. I simply sent her a message before friend requesting her. Because while her exhibitionist nature is clear, she is STILL a person. Blanche can bang every guy on the block, but she is STILL a person.

And I got a response! Brief, but still.

It relaxes me. You KNOW I’m a writer and verbose at times. So I no longer fear her thinking if I gush at length. Instead, she gets to feel “Oh, I remember that kind guy/girl. Thanks!” Or, rather, I got the reassurance that’s how she would feel.

A consent-check of some kind?

But I suppose that’s the whole point of messaging someone on fetlife before or concurrent with a friend request. It’s a consent-check. A single message can make you feel “Yes, I am a human, and not just a slobbing dude with no brain who is jerking his dick.”

Yes, I have a number of guys in friend request limbo because their profiles indicate they have nothing upstairs in the grey matter. But a guy who friend requests who politely messages me? Yeah, sure. Generally there’s no more chatting after that, but GASP, sometimes conversation breaks out. Whether flirting or full tangent, don’t we all like a bit of conversation?

And because I had brief message with her, I felt comfortable leaving a verbose comment. This is just an example of how I like to comment. Even before my trauma, it has never been my intention to hurt ANYONE.

Your bum makes those jeans look nice.

I’m blushing. Reminds me of times in certain educational institutions when I would be walking behind girls up a flight of stairs and her bum would be RIGHT THERE in front of my face. Always felt an iota of guilt, because she was just existing and I would notice her pantylines. (Love me some pantylines.)

I’m hoping I didn’t look too much to verge on leering. But you are posting this purposely, so I’m assuming it’s consenting that we… admire you.

Heck, thinking off the cuff.

I bet if you purposely posted some teasing “visible panty lines” pictures, your audience would go WILD. Don’t need to be nude to be beautiful, ma’am. <3

Yeah, that’s kind of my commenting style. Have had some women course-correct me because I was being TOO respectful, and preferred different terms. But better that than I’D LOVE TO CUM ALL OVER ALL UR HOLES or some unintelligent barbarian nonsense.

So picture it. 1999, a Jersey High School. You’re walking up a flight of stairs. All these girls just talking up the stairs, going to their next class. Their bums RIGHT THERE and you’re trying to be polite not to stare. You don’t want to objectify them, but their bums are RIGHT THERE in front of your face, as you do have to look in front of yourself to make sure your footing is correct.

As for the following link, if you go down the rabbit hole, that’s on you. But the image itself is literally just an age-appropriate pretty bum clad in jeans. Blanche wishes she has a bum like this.

A cute bum equipped with jeans

Ladies. Boys. You don’t need to be nude to be beautiful. And if I let myself go a little bit, I will admit… THAT’S A NICE ASS.

Last updated January 08, 2021