500 Writing Challenge

by DevilishlyInnocent

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January 11, 2019

20 WC

Finish this sentence: “I would love to jump into a pile of…” Pile means solids to me. I would just say “tequila”, but apparently that’s not what the prompt says. I would jump into a pile of trav...

January 11, 2019

19 WC

Create a short cartoon mystery for Scooby Doo and the gang to solve. Well, I will just draw on my dating history here. I will just make myself the damsel. I would stumble into a cafe, eyes wide ...

December 18, 2018

18 WC

Do you think dinosaurs and humans could coexist today? What would make that possible or impossible? No. No. NO. Humans can’t seem to coexist with any species. They can barely coexist with the...

December 15, 2018

17 WC

Outline a “mission statement” for your life. Hmm. I took a day to think about this. It was difficult, but here goes. First of all, what IS a mission statement? The most basic definition is “a f...

December 14, 2018

16 WC

Talk about your favorite pair of shoes and why you love them so much. A chick had to come up with this prompt. I’m betting on that. So very few men I know would ask something like this. In fac...

December 14, 2018

15 WC

Name something you wish had a remote control that currently does not. In my life? Well, I’m not rich, so I would definitely enjoy a remote for the heat. I know that smartphones and other tech ...

December 14, 2018

14 WC

If you found yourself in Oz, what would you do different than Dorothy? Fuck the heels. I wouldn’t have that nonsense on my feet. I would also stop for drinks…I wonder what kind of drinks the mu...

December 10, 2018

13 WC

Name a fictional character or monster you would love to have as a friend. Why do you think they would be a good friend to you? Fictional character: Of course, Captain America. He is honest, has ...

December 10, 2018

12 WC

You have to design a cocktail or drink after yourself (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). What ingredients are in it and what will you name it? Well, I haven’t tended bar for quite some time. I was ne...

December 03, 2018

11 WC

If you could indulge in anything without consequence, what would it be? Hmm. Well, its been months since I have had sex, so that is where my mind went right off the bat. I would indulge in sex w...

December 03, 2018

10 WC

An alien has just abducted you. Give three reasons why it would send you back to earth. I would be celebrating hardcore and hugging each one of them, crying my gratitude. My emotional outburst...

November 30, 2018

09 WC

What one rule from your childhood do you not agree with now that you’re an adult? MAKING MY ELDEST RESPONSIBLE FOR HER YOUNGER SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!! I HATED that with a passion and THEN some. I do...

November 30, 2018

08 WC

Plan a “murder mystery” dinner party. Create the dinner menu and the guest list, and design the murder plot. ROTFLMFAO!!! I am SO going to do this Rez-style. I am already crying from laughing so...

November 25, 2018

07 WC

Create ten all-new funny scratch and sniff stickers. Describe the image and smell. (Wow. Do they even still have scratch-and-sniffs?) New mom. Smells like “new baby” and baby powder. Sticker ...

November 24, 2018

06 WC

Create three original screen names and passwords that the Easter Bunny may use when logging in to check his e-mail. NOTE: I read some of these prompts as I type them up and wonder if they asked c...

November 24, 2018

05 WC

Write ten original thoughts that will be stuffed inside fortune cookies for perfect strangers to read. Buy the damn self-love luxury item. Just ONE. You don’t have to spend your rent/mortgage...

November 20, 2018

04 WC

Name one thing you wish your cell phone did for you that it currently does not. Seriously, I wish it gave me the option of totally removing the pre-loaded crap that I don’t use. For instance, my...

November 19, 2018

03 WC

If you wrote a song about your love life, what would the title be? Write the first verse. Oh wow. LOL MY love life?? Its a hot mess. “You’ll Try” You enjoy the warmth that I provide You admire...

November 14, 2018

02 WC

Name the top ten things on your bucket list. Visit another country. Done. See both oceans. Still have to get out to the Pacific. Visit all five Great Lakes. Done. Go bungee-jumping. Done...

November 12, 2018

01 WC

While at the beach you decide to write a message in a bottle. What would it say? Who would you like to find it? To the lonely dreamer, As I write this, the sun is slipping below the horizon. I ...

November 10, 2018

The First 50

I grabbed this book and meant to write in it, but handwriting just isn’t for me anymore. Besides, this way, other people can read it. Also, I can access PB on my phone or tablet, instead of car...

Book Description

I got the book, so I’m going to tackle this.