Pretend Mulling ⋅ 32

I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.

Alan Rickman

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Look at this. This is an almost-finished remaster of Goldeneye 007, one of my all-time favorite games. It was set to come out in the mid to late 2000s, on both Xbox and Wii. It is beautiful. ...


Yup. The house survey. This thing is like glitter: It’s just.... everywhere. I’m going to find questions from this thing hiding under my desk when I move out, I swear. General What kind of h...


January 26, 2021

Lighten Up in The Real Pretend Mulling

I realize I’ve been a bit, well… shirty here, of late. I blame a trifecta of “haven’t left my house in two weeks,” “PMS,” and “I just found out how much I spent on DoorDash since I started quara...


I just paid $192 for an access code. That’s it. That’s the post. Okay, that’s not the post. Lemme ‘splain why I hate the cost of textbook access codes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


January 22, 2021

Letters: in The Real Pretend Mulling

Dear YouTube: Yes, I watched an iceberg video. Blameitonjorge did one on the lost media iceberg, and since lost media is a pet interest of mine, I thought it would be interesting. It was. Now ...


January 21, 2021

To fail up in The Real Pretend Mulling

I think I may have gotten the single stupidest call of my professional life just now. And to say that it’s left me thinking, “There really is no justice in this world,” for the last hour, is no ...


Doesn’t quite have the same ring as auf wiedersehen, but Germany isn’t the one who manufactured and spread false information about Democrats and the left during the 2016 election, are they. That ...


Admittedly, I’m pretty sure the other shoe is just about to drop, but for now, how about some songs to play out the last four years? And to let the Orange Shitgibbon know just how much we’ll mis...


Do you use eyelash curlers? Nope, just Maybelline Great Lash mascara in blackest black. What is your favorite bra? The two black, padded bras I have. Something I didn’t know when buying bras onl...


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ3wfqqh/ (Josh, how to embed TikTok videos, pwease?) I had put off cleaning my bathroom for six months. Deep-cleaning it, anyway; I scrubbed the tub and ran a cloth with ...


By Laura Devy No, my friend, we are not “sheeple” for wearing masks. Your insistence that mask mandates are infringing on your religious freedom infuriates me. Let me share with you why. Christma...


Flower Lilies, particularly tigers, stargazers, orange day-lilies, and Easter; tulips, bleeding hearts, which I first saw at the Ruth Lilly gardens at the Indiana Museum of Art (now called Newfi...


My mother tested positive for COVID yesterday. I was at her house yesterday, talking to her, after she knew. So when did she tell me? At 7 o’clock this evening. After I had a maintenance guy in ...


January 09, 2021

Sedition! in The Real Pretend Mulling


Speaker Pelosi should NOT have agreed to hear the objection from Pennsylvania. And if she had to, she should have thrown it out an hour ago. There is ZERO evidence of voter fraud. ZERO. From AN...


After seeing the Branch Davidian bullshit going on in Washington, all I can think is this:


I think? Eh, whatevs; I’m not going to go back and check. New Year, same lazy-ass Auntie Mulling. What IS a fate worse than death? Immortality. What’s your favourite SFW insult? Not from a mo...


I find that, when I take 16-week classes, I tend to find myself in a mid-semester slump, during which my grade takes a hit and I start to panic about failing. (Which has only happened once, but,...



Skies over central Indiana last night: All I wanted was to see an astronomical phenomenon that won’t happen again for at least 380 years, and hasn’t happened exactly like this in nearly EIGHT GO...


December 18, 2020

Meme Me in The Real Pretend Mulling

I have a ton of stuff to do, and I’m working on a few posts for here and my Wix blog (jeez, how long has it been since I updated that?!), so for now, memes and other funny ish.



Before Christmas Does your family send out Christmas cards? I don’t think we do, actually. I’ve sent out a few over the years, but by the time I remember to do it, it’s about two weeks before ...


Friends, foes, and other denizens of the Box of Prose, we need to talk. Or, I should say, I need to talk. It has long been at my attention that there is a significant portion of the population ...


(Side note: I am convinced that Kate McKinnon is a shape-shifter. Also, I’m a lil’ bit in love with her. And by that I mean I am majorly in love with her.)


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