Pretend Mulling ⋅ 32
I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.
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Well, screw MGM, then. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Look at this. This is an almost-finished remaster of Goldeneye 007, one of my all-time favorite games. It was set to come out in the mid to late 2000s, on both Xbox and Wii. It is beautiful. ...
Well, y'all knew this was coming. in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
Yup. The house survey. This thing is like glitter: It’s just.... everywhere. I’m going to find questions from this thing hiding under my desk when I move out, I swear. General What kind of h...
Lighten Up in The Real Pretend Mulling
I realize I’ve been a bit, well… shirty here, of late. I blame a trifecta of “haven’t left my house in two weeks,” “PMS,” and “I just found out how much I spent on DoorDash since I started quara...
Lemme bitch about: Textbook access codes. in The Real Pretend Mulling
I just paid $192 for an access code. That’s it. That’s the post. Okay, that’s not the post. Lemme ‘splain why I hate the cost of textbook access codes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Letters: in The Real Pretend Mulling
Dear YouTube: Yes, I watched an iceberg video. Blameitonjorge did one on the lost media iceberg, and since lost media is a pet interest of mine, I thought it would be interesting. It was. Now ...
To fail up in The Real Pretend Mulling
I think I may have gotten the single stupidest call of my professional life just now. And to say that it’s left me thinking, “There really is no justice in this world,” for the last hour, is no ...
Doesn’t quite have the same ring as auf wiedersehen, but Germany isn’t the one who manufactured and spread false information about Democrats and the left during the 2016 election, are they. That ...
Five Songs Whenever: Inauguration Eve in The Real Pretend Mulling
Admittedly, I’m pretty sure the other shoe is just about to drop, but for now, how about some songs to play out the last four years? And to let the Orange Shitgibbon know just how much we’ll mis...
A cosmetics survey, I guess? in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
Do you use eyelash curlers? Nope, just Maybelline Great Lash mascara in blackest black. What is your favorite bra? The two black, padded bras I have. Something I didn’t know when buying bras onl...
Cleaning with ADHD, Part 1 in The Real Pretend Mulling
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ3wfqqh/ (Josh, how to embed TikTok videos, pwease?) I had put off cleaning my bathroom for six months. Deep-cleaning it, anyway; I scrubbed the tub and ran a cloth with ...
By Laura Devy No, my friend, we are not “sheeple” for wearing masks. Your insistence that mask mandates are infringing on your religious freedom infuriates me. Let me share with you why. Christma...
Flower Lilies, particularly tigers, stargazers, orange day-lilies, and Easter; tulips, bleeding hearts, which I first saw at the Ruth Lilly gardens at the Indiana Museum of Art (now called Newfi...
Well, that's great. /sarcasm in The Real Pretend Mulling
My mother tested positive for COVID yesterday. I was at her house yesterday, talking to her, after she knew. So when did she tell me? At 7 o’clock this evening. After I had a maintenance guy in ...
Sedition! in The Real Pretend Mulling
God. Fxcking. DAMN IT. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Speaker Pelosi should NOT have agreed to hear the objection from Pennsylvania. And if she had to, she should have thrown it out an hour ago. There is ZERO evidence of voter fraud. ZERO. From AN...
The Wisdom of the Rickman in The Real Pretend Mulling
After seeing the Branch Davidian bullshit going on in Washington, all I can think is this:
The r/AskReddit Survey: Randomness, Part 4 in The Real Pretend Mulling
I think? Eh, whatevs; I’m not going to go back and check. New Year, same lazy-ass Auntie Mulling. What IS a fate worse than death? Immortality. What’s your favourite SFW insult? Not from a mo...
Patterns 'n' other things. in The Real Pretend Mulling
I find that, when I take 16-week classes, I tend to find myself in a mid-semester slump, during which my grade takes a hit and I start to panic about failing. (Which has only happened once, but,...
The Road to Damascus in The Real Pretend Mulling
A pox upon thee, Sky! in The Real Pretend Mulling
Skies over central Indiana last night: All I wanted was to see an astronomical phenomenon that won’t happen again for at least 380 years, and hasn’t happened exactly like this in nearly EIGHT GO...
Meme Me in The Real Pretend Mulling
I have a ton of stuff to do, and I’m working on a few posts for here and my Wix blog (jeez, how long has it been since I updated that?!), so for now, memes and other funny ish.
Aisha Tyler speaks to my soul. in The Real Pretend Mulling
Have yourself a survey little Christmas in Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap
Before Christmas Does your family send out Christmas cards? I don’t think we do, actually. I’ve sent out a few over the years, but by the time I remember to do it, it’s about two weeks before ...
TIP YOUR DRIVER in The Real Pretend Mulling
Friends, foes, and other denizens of the Box of Prose, we need to talk. Or, I should say, I need to talk. It has long been at my attention that there is a significant portion of the population ...
SNL is back, baby! in The Real Pretend Mulling
(Side note: I am convinced that Kate McKinnon is a shape-shifter. Also, I’m a lil’ bit in love with her. And by that I mean I am majorly in love with her.)
