NoJoMo 23:1 in NoJoMo 2023

Introduce yourself! Include a photo if you’re up to it.

‘Sup, Prosebox? I’m Pretend Mulling.

This is my makeup from last night. I put glitter gel on my cheeks and forehead, but for whatever reason, the camera didn’t pick it up. At least it picked up some of the glitter I put on top of the lipstick?

A little bit about me: I’ll be 35 on Saturday, I live in Vermont with my cat, Smudge, and in January 2022, I became a first-time homeowner, purely by luck. I’m also a federal government employee, and I’m calling it right now: There’s gonna be a shutdown on November 17th, and it’s going to last until every single member of the Freedom Caucus is dragged into the street and shot in the crotch by their own constituents. (…Hey, I can dream.)

This is Smudge. And my baby record collection. I’ll show it off later this month.

My hobbies are reading, watching video essays on YouTube, playing video games, and trying to figure out what my plans for my house are. And collecting records, though I’m putting that one on hold for a few months.

There’s probably more, but I barely slept last night and I can feel myself nodding off at the keyboard. Cash y’all tomorrow, how ‘bout dah?