Pusscat5862 ⋅ 59 ⋅
Female. Happily married. Animal/women/disabled/earth/LGBTQ+ supporter. Working f/t self-employed. 100% Atheist. Loves teddy bears, horror/psycho books and films, Monster drink, PG Tips tea. Hates any sort of coffee including in food, discrimination/cruelty to animals/females/disabled. Weird sense of humour! I'm on Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram and Threads: @stickybear5660 CounterSocial:@LittleFatty
Thomas Bailey Aldrich - Flower and Thorn 1882.
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Dopey Hubby! in Killing Myself Laughing!
For the billionth time in his 63 years on this planet, my hubby again, yesterday, lost his keys! He had a great big wooden keying attached so it’s not like just one small key! He turned the pla...
OUCH! in BAH HUMBUG!
While the facial bruising and swelling is now easing, I’m now finding the rest of my entire body is aching and hurting considerably!
I Am The Great Wopsie, in Killing Myself Laughing!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXQpnYNWQAAmoRd?format=jpg&name=360x360 Fluff queen extraordinaire. This is my chair and I’m having a kip with Charlie the chimp!
It’s 2:45pm here at work and we’re having torrential hailstorms!
HA! in Killing Myself Laughing!
I don’t fart … I’m a creaking door special effects vibratory technician!
The facial bruising and swelling is now turning coal black and I managed to have a kip last night!
I Don't Know Where To Put Myself At The Moment! in BAH HUMBUG!
Last night I bloody well fell down the stairs, smashing the left side of my face on the right handlebar of my 4-wheeled seated Rollator! I was in a crumpled heap on the floor in agony! Hubby m...
Little Wopsie in Killing Myself Laughing!
gob-smacked me this morning! She was on hubby’s armchair while I prepared her brekkie. I bought it in and said ‘’beloved has Chocka-Chicken with Duck’‘. Her little eyes lit up and she said OH W...
We're Absolutely Knackered Already! in BAH HUMBUG!
We were at work again yesterday from 6:30am to 5pm and then went home, fed our pets/spent time with them, had our dinner then came back to work for another 3 hours until finishing at 9pm because...
I'm Baaaack! in BAH HUMBUG!
Back from the doctor. My blood pressure is normal as usual, they’ve taken bloods & I have to drop a wee sample back tomorrow morning, so now I wait …!
NOOOOO! in BAH HUMBUG!
It’s 9:57am and have to be with the doctor for 10:45 for a check-up. I’m dreading it as they always want to stuff me with even more pills/tablets/potions with what I’m already on! I don’t mind...
Smug Twit! in YES YES YES!
My 63 year old hubby has a sister who is … I’m not sure … about 61 and they have a brother who is somewhere between 12-15 years younger than my hubby and his sister. Sister has an adult son and ...
Little Johnny! in Killing Myself Laughing!
A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...
Little Johnny! in Killing Myself Laughing!
A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...
Denise, the antiques shop lady is doing her final shift today, she was closing up in September but has decided to retire a couple of weeks early as it’s her 74th birthday 1/2 way through Septemb...
The Pesterpause....I mean Menopause...! in BAH HUMBUG!
Has been flattening me again for the past few days! Last night around 10 while hubby was snoring I was was sat on the edge of the bed guzzling a can of Dr Pepper and scoffing a tuna and sweetcorn...
Greyhounds! in YES YES YES!
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Nutty Nigel in BAH HUMBUG!
came in yesterday morning grumping he’d just came back from spending the night in the police cells. He was being really abusive in public again and verbally molesting and possible physically mole...
It's in YES YES YES!
78mph winds, torrential rain and I’m at work with rum and raison ice cream!
Hurricane Ernesto! in WEEEE!
I know most on here will probably disagree with me but Ernesto has been battering the UK and it’s been here all night and still now at 8:27am! I love it! Torrential rain, 78mph winds, magnificen...
Hubby Made Me Die Laughing Last Night! in Killing Myself Laughing!
About 12:30am he’d got up out of bed for a drink then went into the livingroom to see our cat who was sleeping on the back of the settee. The second she saw him she leapt on him and told him to s...
Really Horrible Day, Yesterday! in BAH HUMBUG!
From the second I woke up at 6 ready to be at work for 7, it was like being in a huge black cloud. I wasn’t in a bad mood, it was just really weird. I fed breakfast to our little cat and 2 coldwa...
Business Accounts! in BAH HUMBUG!
It’s 8:56am, I’m at work, which means in the next couple of minutes I’ll be spending 3+ hours doing the monthly business accounts, tons of receipts and computer/paperwork as I do each and every m...
Lovely Cider! in YES YES YES!
Last night about 10:30 I was suffering badly with menopausal crap again desperate for a nice drink and sat on the edge of the bed drinking a can of Strawberry and Lime Kopparberg cider! It was s...
More Trouble From Miss Stroppy! in BAH HUMBUG!
Our little town only has 3,048 residents, it’s a lovely little place but tourism is crap! One of the Town Councillor’s has recently raised the rent of the pet shop by a whopping £35.00 a month ev...
