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My scales are only in pounds and KG’s, I couldn’t buy one here in the UK in stones, not without paying a fortune so I had to Google the pounds into stones and I’ve lost about 2 stone without eve...

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I’d come out of the cubicle in the public loo and he was by the sink struggling so I grabbed a napkin from my pocket and told him ‘’I won’t hurt you’’ and he slowly walked on and I took him outs...

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Hubby and I are at work but it’s absolute AGONY without our baby. We’ve both been in fits of tears all day, thinking of her, worrying about her, not being able to concentrate on our work, there’...

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Slept with us again most of last night. Sometimes laying full on hubby and sometimes over his left arm/shoulder and other times between us. At one point I had to get up for the loo and when I c...

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I had a few strong words with our postie, not an argument, just a few words. The other postie’s around here are brilliant and hard working and if they accidentally give us mail for someone else ...

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It’s 8:40am and hubby and I have arrived at work about 8:20. He’s setting up his laptop etc. in his upstairs office and I’ve set up mine and opened our shop. I’m sat here guzzling a can of Mon...

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About 1:10am sat in the livingroom reading and I thought I saw a huge back fly on the curtain, I grabbed my can of Raid and sprayed it, only to realize as soon as it flew off that it was a moth!...

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Two days ago when we arrived home from work the clouds were really dark and heavy and it had been raining some most of the day and night. It was about 6:10pm. Our cat was sat on the back of the...

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gr8ixf2WoAAZZp0?format=jpg&name=small On Sunday 25th May I was in husband’s office, he tried to adjust the under-seat lever of his chair to adjust the back and we...

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Has another cold on her. She’s been sneezing repeatedly and all gooey all night and this morning. We hate having to leave her alone to go to work but we can’t not go. She was laying on the hea...

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On the 15th May our little cat was sleeping on the top end headrest of the settee, it was about 11:05pm and while hubby was in bed snoring I was sat at my desk in the livingroom reading and guzz...

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At work yesterday and my husband went out to do a bit of shopping at the local shops and he found our friend, Karen and they started talking to each other stood on the pavement outside the Disab...

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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated direc...

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I have this friend who is absolutely lovely, in her 70s, but she could get multiple gold medals in moaning! She told me this morning she’d been down to see the doctor that early morning becau...

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The countless thousands of flies I’ve killed off over the years by tins of Raid, walloping them with a towel, fly swatters, plonking a heavy drinks coaster on them, clopping with them books, ne...

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Monday 5th May I mean! We’re usually open Bank Holiday but this time we said sod it, we’ll have that one day off as we’re always here, including night/early hours and Sundays so it’s about tim...

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Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...

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Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...

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The lady on the till asked ‘’Do you want a bag?’’ and the old fart replied ‘’No, I brought my wife!’ The till lady didn’t know where to put herself as I died laughing!

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At our self-employment work we live in the attic flat and the next 3 floors down is the kitchen/shower room and an office then on the ground floor is my shop and a work room. We had a long-hand...

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For the both of you blowing your cancer stick fags in my face as I passed you in the street yesterday! My skin clothes and hair were reeking of your disgusting drugs and I had to stay that way...

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MrBallen etc. remind me never to become a forest or park ranger!

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Yesterday I had a physical catalogue from a company I sometimes buy from online as I can’t get to their physical shop because they’re miles from me and I don’t drive. The item I wanted to order...

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I don’t know what made me think of it as it happened years ago and I’d forgotten about it but I’m 59 and when I was a small kid in 1970 I was sent to the local corner shop for something. I was v...

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