Pusscat5862 ⋅ 59 ⋅

Female. Happily married. Animal/women/disabled/earth/LGBTQ+ supporter. Working f/t self-employed. 100% Atheist. Loves teddy bears, horror/psycho books and films, Monster drink, PG Tips tea. Hates any sort of coffee including in food, discrimination/cruelty to animals. Weird sense of humour! I'm on Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram and Threads: @stickybear5660 Bluesky: @needlefelter59.bsky.social

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‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’


I went to bed early last night, a few minutes after 6 as the pesterpause .... I mean menopause had been dragging me through hell again. I arrived home from work just after 4 and had a small dinn...


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October 01, 2024

Heads Up! in YES YES YES!

I’ve never been one for losing things, I’m forever tapping my pockets or handbag to make sure I’ve got my 4 essentials - keys, purse phone and glasses but the one thing I regularly lose are my B...


October 01, 2024

RIP in BAH HUMBUG!

little fish, Jaws who sadly passed over the Rainbow Bridge on Saturday 28th September 2024. You were the last in your tank. Swim free with all your little brothers and sisters. Wopsie mummy an...


September 28, 2024

YES! in YES YES YES!

It’s 2:04pm so being Saturday there’s only a few hours until 4 here at work then tomorrow is have-a-lazy-arsed-lay-in morning!


Torrential rain, winds and cold all night and day and OMG I love it! I’m at work on a 10 minute break wearing a padded light coat, trousers and a Beanie hat so I’m cold but cosy and stuffing my...


But thank heavens for tubes of Clotrimazole! Thrush has been driving me absolutely INSANE! It’s non-sexual because it’s the menopause causing it. I’ve got it twice in one year! Swollen … or fee...


Because of the menopause again, early hours I was sat on the edge of the bed with my bedside lamp off while hubby and cat were snoring and I scoffed a brown buttered bun with bacon and sweetcorn...


September 14, 2024

Dopey Hubby! in Killing Myself Laughing!

For the billionth time in his 63 years on this planet, my hubby again, yesterday, lost his keys! He had a great big wooden keying attached so it’s not like just one small key! He turned the pla...


September 13, 2024

OUCH! in BAH HUMBUG!

While the facial bruising and swelling is now easing, I’m now finding the rest of my entire body is aching and hurting considerably!


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXQpnYNWQAAmoRd?format=jpg&name=360x360 Fluff queen extraordinaire. This is my chair and I’m having a kip with Charlie the chimp!


September 12, 2024

It's... in WEEEE!

It’s 2:45pm here at work and we’re having torrential hailstorms!


September 12, 2024

HA! in Killing Myself Laughing!

I don’t fart … I’m a creaking door special effects vibratory technician!


September 12, 2024

Black! in WEEEE!

The facial bruising and swelling is now turning coal black and I managed to have a kip last night!


Last night I bloody well fell down the stairs, smashing the left side of my face on the right handlebar of my 4-wheeled seated Rollator! I was in a crumpled heap on the floor in agony! Hubby m...


September 09, 2024

Little Wopsie in Killing Myself Laughing!

gob-smacked me this morning! She was on hubby’s armchair while I prepared her brekkie. I bought it in and said ‘’beloved has Chocka-Chicken with Duck’‘. Her little eyes lit up and she said OH W...


We were at work again yesterday from 6:30am to 5pm and then went home, fed our pets/spent time with them, had our dinner then came back to work for another 3 hours until finishing at 9pm because...


September 05, 2024

I'm Baaaack! in BAH HUMBUG!

Back from the doctor. My blood pressure is normal as usual, they’ve taken bloods & I have to drop a wee sample back tomorrow morning, so now I wait …!


September 05, 2024

NOOOOO! in BAH HUMBUG!

It’s 9:57am and have to be with the doctor for 10:45 for a check-up. I’m dreading it as they always want to stuff me with even more pills/tablets/potions with what I’m already on! I don’t mind...


September 04, 2024

Smug Twit! in YES YES YES!

My 63 year old hubby has a sister who is … I’m not sure … about 61 and they have a brother who is somewhere between 12-15 years younger than my hubby and his sister. Sister has an adult son and ...


A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...


A teacher asked her class ‘’what is sex?’‘ Johnny stood up and said: Sex is a TEMPTATION caused by a SENSATION where a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl’s DESTINATION to increase the POPULAT...


Denise, the antiques shop lady is doing her final shift today, she was closing up in September but has decided to retire a couple of weeks early as it’s her 74th birthday 1/2 way through Septemb...


Has been flattening me again for the past few days! Last night around 10 while hubby was snoring I was was sat on the edge of the bed guzzling a can of Dr Pepper and scoffing a tuna and sweetcorn...


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