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Excellent Weather Forecasting!
Two days ago when we arrived home from work the clouds were really dark and heavy and it had been raining some most of the day and night. It was about 6:10pm. Our cat was sat on the back of the...
Husband On The Floor!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gr8ixf2WoAAZZp0?format=jpg&name=small On Sunday 25th May I was in husband’s office, he tried to adjust the under-seat lever of his chair to adjust the back and we...
Our Poor Little Baby!
On the 15th May our little cat was sleeping on the top end headrest of the settee, it was about 11:05pm and while hubby was in bed snoring I was sat at my desk in the livingroom reading and guzz...
This Is A Genuine Story Told To Me By My Hubby!
At work yesterday and my husband went out to do a bit of shopping at the local shops and he found our friend, Karen and they started talking to each other stood on the pavement outside the Disab...
Seen On Facebook!
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated direc...
Her and Millions of Other Women All Over The World!
I have this friend who is absolutely lovely, in her 70s, but she could get multiple gold medals in moaning! She told me this morning she’d been down to see the doctor that early morning becau...
Weirdest and most ridiculous laws from history.
Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...
Weirdest and most ridiculous laws from history.
Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...
In Spar Yesterday With Husband
The lady on the till asked ‘’Do you want a bag?’’ and the old fart replied ‘’No, I brought my wife!’ The till lady didn’t know where to put herself as I died laughing!
I Can't Believe Someone Nicked It!
At our self-employment work we live in the attic flat and the next 3 floors down is the kitchen/shower room and an office then on the ground floor is my shop and a work room. We had a long-hand...
We Know We Shouldn't Laugh!
Last night in bed I was laying on my right side and hubby was also on his right side. Our little cat was sat on his pillow above his head, as hubby turned over to his left side, as he grabbed t...
Hubby Made Me Cry With Laughter This Morning!
About 2am we were in the kitchen after both getting up desperate for a drink, we decided on Nestle Nesquik Strawberry. We have on the worktop 3 tubs of Banana and 3 of Strawberry. He set the...
HA HA HA!
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and a...
I'm Currently...
obsessing over watching the gaffe’s and bloopers of Prisoner Cell Bloch H! I’m on Part 21 so far! There’s some hilarious mistakes in there!
Ratbag!
Last night at dinner I was trying to have that and read my Love It! magazine but hubby kept interrupting, putting me off reading! After 3 minutes I gave up and plonked the magazine down on the ...
NEVER...
kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You may think it’s funny but it’snot!
No Photo Yet As We Had To Rush Out Fast This Morning
But I’ll get one tomorrow morning. It’s Minus something seriously cold out again here in the UK so again we made up a hot water bottle for our little cat who loves sleeping on hubby’s arm chai...
BRRRR!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcVdWj7XsAAZtLX?format=jpg&name=small BRRRRR! It’s 9C., foggy misty and cold enough to blow the balls off a dartboard! Yes1 I know! I’m devastatingly gorgeous! ...
Good News Is...
Regarding my post dated 28th of October about the creepy kid, after I very sternly told him NO 3 times when came flouncing into our shop demanding money, he’s leaving us alone for a while! A fe...
Good News Is...
Regarding my post dated 28th of October about the creepy kid, after I very sternly told him NO 3 times when came flouncing into our shop demanding money, he’s leaving us alone for a while! A fe...
HA HA HA!
Little April wasn’t the best student in Sunday School. One day the teacher asked her while napping ‘’Tell me, April, who created the universe?’‘ When she didn’t stir, Little Johnny, sitting be...
History of the word ''fart''.
While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...
History of the word ''fart''.
While the word may seem crass or impolite, it has a long and fascinating history that can be traced back thousands of years. The earliest known use of the word “fart” dates back to the Old Engli...
Not All Farts Are The Same!
Some slide out real smoothly with no sound at all. You have no idea where they land. There are the ones that stomp their way out, at 100 mph, ripping off skin and tiny chunks of bone. The noise ...
True story!
‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours.’
Book Description
‘’Soft, moist, spongy and wet’’
was my hubby’s reaction to the mushrooms in his Indian takeaway last night!
