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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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june 4 in idea barrages
1.) Rejection letters are just proof you’re out there trying. 2.) I wonder what kind of madman would actually use a “for tobacco use only” water pipe to smoke tobacco. You’d have to be pretty hig...
june 3 in idea barrages
1.) The youtube version of “word to your mother” is “link to my discord”. 2.) Be the world you wish to see in the change. 3.) I still say “Brexit” sounds like vomiting blood sausages, eggs and be...
june 2 in idea barrages
1.) If your metal band isn’t named MARY TYLER MORGUE, I feel sorry for you. I pity you whatever your actual name is. 2.) I like to think that with every new box office number for ENDGAME, James C...
june 1 in idea barrages
1.) Every cynic is merely a romantic who was hit by the truck of their dreams then backed over repeatedly until they got the hint. 2.) Once a hipster gets old enough, their trust fund becomes a t...
may 31 in idea barrages
1.) The book burnings in Farenheit 451 weren’t about censorship, not directly anyway, they were a lot more about the fear of media absorbed passively and uncritically and… here in 2019, turns out...
may 30 in idea barrages
1.) All the bad-futures focusing on business thought we’d have our identities formed by what mega-corps we worked for, turns out, it’s going to be instead by what media mega-corps we buy our ente...
reclamation in poetry
reclaim the movies you loved before they got tangled up in memories of bitter exes reclaim the songs that sang your soul but you had to cast aside because you heard them at a jo...
may 29 in idea barrages
1.) Your film about zombie horses enacting their revenge upon their jockey abusers will be called DEAD HEAT. 2.) Another good pitch would be a sequel to DELIVERANCE called DELIVERANCE 2: RELIVERA...
may 28 in idea barrages
1.) If the whole work crew comes down with a bug, that’s a staff infection. 2.) It’d be even cooler, though, if you put silver under your pillow and the next day, you RECEIVED teeth. Preferably t...
may 27 in idea barrages
1.) An edgy reboot of “Kids Say The Darnedest Things” called “Kids Are Really Goddamn Stupid”. 2.) A David Duchovny one-man show called “I Want To Be Live”. 3.) You will play comedy rock on all ...
may 26 in idea barrages
1.) If you were REALLY cool you’d start recutting old DALLAS footage into a Beverly Hillbillies-style sitcom with a laugh track, call it OIL IN THE FAMILY and deliver it to me once a week. 2.) Wh...
may 25 in idea barrages
1.) be longing, belonging, be, longing 2.) A middling all-female Weezer cover band would cover their entire catalogue and be called “Sheezer”. A GREAT all-female Weezer cover band would ignore ev...
prompt: envy, title: connection lost in misc. flash fiction
Dave had broken her heart, even though she didn’t have one. Not even silicon, she was beyond hardware of any kind, meat, circuits, magnetic discs or anything, despite the fact that in all the way...
may24 in idea barrages
1.) The three most important factors in easily-distracted real estate are practice, practice, practice… I mean… location, location, location. 2.) You will cover terrible old rap metal as polka an...
saying that you’re good at keeping secrets is a good way to get people asking you your secrets which is a very very bad way to keep your secrets you of course have your secret truths and yo...
really I am surprised a store with as unflattering a name as DRESS BARN survived THIS long got THIS far, lived out its life only went under in mid-2019 can you imagine naming a store ...
Hell isn’t other people. Hell is seeing other people only as vehicles for or roadblocks against your personal enjoyment. Hell is being so hidebound to your own damn self you’...
may23 in idea barrages
1.) An ad for Verizon starring Denise Crosby and Brent Spiner, talking about their high-speed data service. “You know all about that, don’t you, Denise?” “Maybe a little TOO high-speed for my tas...
prompt: capacity/ title: greatness made in misc. flash fiction
Had “The Great Gatsby” been written in 2019, I’m certain it would unfold in almost exactly the opposite direction, its central conceit inverted on each axis. Jimmy Gatz would be the fraud Jay Gat...
may22 in idea barrages
1.) A conspiracy theory where the world is secretly ruled by sentient bullets but the rightful kings have been unseated twice by having Kennedies thrown at them. 2.) In film lingo, the last set-u...
may21 in idea barrages
1.) Just because a character that is a terrible human being has a few redeeming or interesting traits doesn’t mean you are owed that they suddenly turn out to be heroic at the end. In fact, that ...
may20 in idea barrages
1.) Boosting your overall life confidence through romantic encounters is called “successual healing”. 2.) I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Deadpool choose-your-own-adventure in the Old West call...
may19 in idea barrages
1.) Your band will be called Square Bob’s Spongebath. 2.) Down the highway, plastic signs alternate for Pop Warner football sign ups and psychic readings, both selling desperate hope for greatnes...
may18 in idea barrages
1.) Trump as contrapositive to Gatsby, born too rich to ever suffer the consequences of a lifetime of failures and crimes, feigning normalcy through terrible taste in food, TV & sex. Tom Buch...
may17 in idea barrages
1.) Always always always pretend to confuse “quinoa” and “ben wa”. It never ceases to liven up conversations. 2.) The problem with tipping points in history is that there are too many people out ...
