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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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june 11 in idea barrages
1.) I saw a box labeled Mango Chunks and realized that’s now my rap name. 2.) Exhaustion from paper grading is called correctile dysfunction. The only effective treatment is to drop out of academ...
june 10 in idea barrages
1.) If you have a psychedelia band from the Flanders region of Belgium and you don’t call yourself “The Flemish Lips” what the hell are you even doing? Break up the band and go sell wooden shoes ...
june 9 in idea barrages
1.) The way to really stand out for a metal band is to put your logo in Comic Sans. 2.) For the budget goth who can’t spring for, like, a tricked-out drag racer covered in skulls, a good option i...
june 8 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re going to own a strap-on, at least name it “Greatness” so you can make jokes about having Greatness thrust upon you. 2.) It is very very easy to say “the heart wants what the heart w...
june 7 in idea barrages
1.) I’m no sports scientist so I can’t say how much “advantage” an M-to-F person in women’s sport does or doesn’t have. What I CAN tell you is if you care so much about sport that you want to dis...
june 6 in idea barrages
1.) In my defense, I do not ignore women’s soccer because it is played by women, I ignore it because it is soccer. 2.) Epiphany: Pete Rose is just Donald Trump, but with an actual talent. 3.) An...
prompt: contempuous, title: one-way street in misc. flash fiction
Played in reverse, Eve pushes a bite up out her throat, wedding it to fruit, lifts it to the knowledge tree’s outreaching branch, watches as it latches to the limb and recedes back into the bud t...
june 5 in idea barrages
1.) Basically, I’ve shot straight past “exhausted” and discovered the new jam “whyhausted”. 2.) If your toga party doesn’t end with everyone in the house claiming “I Am Partycus!” why are you eve...
june 4 in idea barrages
1.) Rejection letters are just proof you’re out there trying. 2.) I wonder what kind of madman would actually use a “for tobacco use only” water pipe to smoke tobacco. You’d have to be pretty hig...
june 3 in idea barrages
1.) The youtube version of “word to your mother” is “link to my discord”. 2.) Be the world you wish to see in the change. 3.) I still say “Brexit” sounds like vomiting blood sausages, eggs and be...
june 2 in idea barrages
1.) If your metal band isn’t named MARY TYLER MORGUE, I feel sorry for you. I pity you whatever your actual name is. 2.) I like to think that with every new box office number for ENDGAME, James C...
june 1 in idea barrages
1.) Every cynic is merely a romantic who was hit by the truck of their dreams then backed over repeatedly until they got the hint. 2.) Once a hipster gets old enough, their trust fund becomes a t...
may 31 in idea barrages
1.) The book burnings in Farenheit 451 weren’t about censorship, not directly anyway, they were a lot more about the fear of media absorbed passively and uncritically and… here in 2019, turns out...
may 30 in idea barrages
1.) All the bad-futures focusing on business thought we’d have our identities formed by what mega-corps we worked for, turns out, it’s going to be instead by what media mega-corps we buy our ente...
reclamation in poetry
reclaim the movies you loved before they got tangled up in memories of bitter exes reclaim the songs that sang your soul but you had to cast aside because you heard them at a jo...
may 29 in idea barrages
1.) Your film about zombie horses enacting their revenge upon their jockey abusers will be called DEAD HEAT. 2.) Another good pitch would be a sequel to DELIVERANCE called DELIVERANCE 2: RELIVERA...
may 28 in idea barrages
1.) If the whole work crew comes down with a bug, that’s a staff infection. 2.) It’d be even cooler, though, if you put silver under your pillow and the next day, you RECEIVED teeth. Preferably t...
may 27 in idea barrages
1.) An edgy reboot of “Kids Say The Darnedest Things” called “Kids Are Really Goddamn Stupid”. 2.) A David Duchovny one-man show called “I Want To Be Live”. 3.) You will play comedy rock on all ...
may 26 in idea barrages
1.) If you were REALLY cool you’d start recutting old DALLAS footage into a Beverly Hillbillies-style sitcom with a laugh track, call it OIL IN THE FAMILY and deliver it to me once a week. 2.) Wh...
may 25 in idea barrages
1.) be longing, belonging, be, longing 2.) A middling all-female Weezer cover band would cover their entire catalogue and be called “Sheezer”. A GREAT all-female Weezer cover band would ignore ev...
prompt: envy, title: connection lost in misc. flash fiction
Dave had broken her heart, even though she didn’t have one. Not even silicon, she was beyond hardware of any kind, meat, circuits, magnetic discs or anything, despite the fact that in all the way...
may24 in idea barrages
1.) The three most important factors in easily-distracted real estate are practice, practice, practice… I mean… location, location, location. 2.) You will cover terrible old rap metal as polka an...
saying that you’re good at keeping secrets is a good way to get people asking you your secrets which is a very very bad way to keep your secrets you of course have your secret truths and yo...
really I am surprised a store with as unflattering a name as DRESS BARN survived THIS long got THIS far, lived out its life only went under in mid-2019 can you imagine naming a store ...
Hell isn’t other people. Hell is seeing other people only as vehicles for or roadblocks against your personal enjoyment. Hell is being so hidebound to your own damn self you’...
