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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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keyword: and, title: bike and video in misc. flash fiction
Most places can’t say they have a pornography-and-bicycle-repair shop, then again, I’m not from most places. I’m from a very specific place on a razor’s edge between the relative civilization of ...
aug 2 in idea barrages
1.) An auteur is just a person that has found so much success in collaboration with others that they now get to pretend all those colloborations no longer happened. Did you see what happened to S...
aug 1 in idea barrages
1.) The best idea for a Metallica parody is clearly “Pastor of Muppets”. 2.) If you put the members of Blues Traveler, Barenaked Ladies & Hootie and the Blowfish all in the same room at once,...
My time spent Los Angeles made me lazy. No, not lazy, not exactly. When I had work and knew what I was supposed to be doing, I worked my ass off, point me in some direction and give me a push, I’...
july capstone in idea barrages
1.) If there were a Sister Act Cinematic Universe fan convention, I hope they’d call it Sister Act Celebation. 2.) I mean, you COULD write a parody of “No Diggity” about Antigone. It would be mad...
july 30 in idea barrages
1.) Since so many movie franchises are soft-rebooting with the children of the original protagonists getting the torch passed to them, I figure we could do, like, Ash’s daughter is AMY OF DARKNES...
july 29 in idea barrages
1.) Emo elevators play “The Girl From Weepanema”. 2.) A parody of the Stones “Shattered” about the slow decline from beloved genre actor to bitter alt-right Twitter crank of William Shatner? 3.)...
july 28 in idea barrages
1.) You will travel the world, looking for yourself, and you will find in a junk shop a mug with the name of the place you come from, second hand, a souvenir of home. 2.) You can easily determin...
july 27 in idea barrages
1.) Jonah went back to prevent Hitler humanely, by seducing his mother before he was born, not knowing Hitler was illegitimate to start, changing nothing, merely completing a stable time-loop. No...
july 26 in idea barrages
1.) The problem is that we’ve progressed enough where the agents of hatred and fear can only put forward the craziest proudest idiots to stand for their causes, prepared to gamble the fate of the...
there will be oil in poetry
the next big gold mine is selling inessential oils useless oils you buy and display just to prove you have the money to waste on these meaningless oils I don’t even know what the...
wheel of misfortune in poetry
Is it weird I suspect Pat & Vanna detest each other so fuckity much either would give up all of their fortune and fame to no longer have to look at the other ever again for the rest ...
july 25 in idea barrages
1.) Seals have an eleven month gestation cycle so please allow forty-six weeks for delivery. 2.) My Eminem parody about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Ooze Yourself” would definitely include s...
july 24 in idea barrages
1.) Your C.B. radio lothario persona will be called Heart Breaker Breaker. 2.) You are stuck behind a chucklenuts in a pickup truck going 42 in 55, as if he is incapable of understanding anyone e...
july 23 in idea barrages
1.) We will open up a shop that sells you specific insults to snap back at your naysayers and we will call it DETRACTOR SUPPLY. 2.) Why did we call it a “flat top” when we could be calling it “cu...
july 22 in idea barrages
1.) If you break a bed, is that mattresscide? 2.) I didn’t keep up with the zeitgeist of the LION KING remake and didn’t write a Skynyrd parody called “Simba Kind of Man” and it’s my fault. I ble...
july 21 in idea barrages
1.) They spread rumors about “aliens” to throw Grandpa off atomic testing and stealth plane testing, now they’re getting you to submit your face-scans by making you look old or the opposite gende...
july 20 in idea barrages
1.) The next big gold mine is selling inessential oils. Useless oils you buy and display just to prove you have the money to waste on meaningless oils. 2.) I just wrote down “van. syrup” on a not...
july 19 in idea barrages
1.) The late 80s one-hit wonder for The Escape Club “The Wild Wild West” would be hilarious if covered in the style of Bob Dylan. 2.) On Twitter they’re always having a hate wave. A TOPICAL hate ...
I had no idea how badly it would end but then again, I also had no idea how long it would last. Waking to a CPAP mask ripping off my face, being told her mother would be there with a U-Haul withi...
july 18 in idea barrages
1.) Less “fake it til you make it” more “go with it til you grow with it”. 2.) I am offended that Amazon picked a non-prime date for “Prime Day”. 715 is utterly divisible by 5. 3.) Planning for ...
theme word: candescent, title: fear itself in misc. flash fiction
Reports of the disorder started bubbling up through medical journals sporadically beginning in the mid Twenty-Twenties but at first no one but cutting-edge researchers took it seriously. The whol...
july 17 in idea barrages
1.) Your really posh rap group will be called Haughty By Nature. 2.) The most revolutionary thing we could add to the Star Wars universe would be, like, a planet with more than one biome. Like a ...
july 16 in idea barrages
1.) “WORKERS OF THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY UNITE! SEIZE THE MEANS OF CHEESECAKE PRODUCTION!” would be one hell of a bumper sticker. 2.) Your Electric Light Orchestra parody about Rachel Ray will be c...
july 15 in idea barrages
1.) The realization that in 2019 if “WKRP in Cincinatti” were real, it would now just be an unmanned station that repeated a Tony or Jack satellite programming feed beamed out from like Scottsdal...
