july 18 in idea barrages
- July 17, 2019, 4:31 a.m.
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1.) Less “fake it til you make it” more “go with it til you grow with it”.
2.) I am offended that Amazon picked a non-prime date for “Prime Day”. 715 is utterly divisible by 5.
3.) Planning for the past is just as ridiculous as planning for the future, both will get you equally reliable results and advantages but at least if you plan for the past, you at least know what happened. The future, at best, you can get in the ballpark, no closer.
4.) Teegan and Sara except instead of Sara, it’s Michael Cera.
5.) On the internet, you can look a gif horse in the mouth.
6.) Having a hamburger from a fast food hamburger joint is questionable enough. Having a taco from a fast food hamburger joint just seems willfully self destructive.
7.) The hipsters won’t invade Area 51, of course, they all invaded Area 50 three years ago, before it was cool.
8.) If at a wedding, they pronounce you man and wife, at the divorce do they denounce you two separate people?
