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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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oct 6 in idea barrages
Game Idea #1: OVERLORD, a resource management deal where you just took over a Generic Fantasy Kingdom and now have to allocate your resources to maintain it, bribing vassals, wiping out potenti...
oct 5 in idea barrages
Few things could shake my head-canon that the Tanners in FULL HOUSE and the Tanners in ALF are related and we only don’t hear about them in the former because the latter were put into witness p...
oct 4 in idea barrages
It is astonishing how many people wanted to believe that Elon Musk was a real Tony Stark when he was clearly a stoned Lex Luthor the whole time. The world’s rarest sex act can only be achieve...
oct 3 in idea barrages
When you get your joke so turned around on itself that it no longer works, that’s called “jesticular torsion”. America is suburban white idiots protecting their McMansions with automatic weap...
oct 2 in idea barrages
If we manage to survive 2020 with something resembling a free society, I propose a movie about this year, starring Mark Hamill as Dr. Fauci, called COVID SUMMER. Is a chaotic evil spellcaster...
oct 1 in idea barrages
Please refrain from referring to the autopsy as “cracking open a cold one”. Written without punctuation, “Magnum P.I.” reads as “Magnumpi” which sounds like a name for an obscure figure in Ru...
prompt: eight, title: an immodest proposal in misc. flash fiction
We can’t say, with any modicum of certainty, that prominent talk show host Rachel Ray has ever dined upon a human being’s flesh. That would be patently absurd to state, of course. Absolutely unp...
sept 30 in idea barrages
If Poppin’ Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy got all ripped and jacked in the gym, would he then be Shredded Wheat? A prequel to RABID GRANNIES called MOMBIES? The Kool-Aid Man bursts through th...
sept 29 in idea barrages
Mayor McCheese’s dandruff would be sesame seeds. The hideous truth is that those who are fine with lynchings, killer cops, school shootings, destroying women’s rights etc ARE the plurality of...
sept 28 in idea barrages
Remember when a cheap red baseball hat meant “Fred Durst” at worst as opposed to meaning “the person under this hat is a fascist”? God, they were more innocent times or, at least, we could hang...
sept 27 in idea barrages
A Faygo-flavoured breakfast cereal called “Juggle-Os”. Everyone was all like, horror and classic novels, all “Emily Bronte Battles A Mummy” or whatever but no one went the drug direction with...
sept 26 in idea barrages
I want a little poster of Michael Jordan in a cubicle with a headset in front of a computer and the slogan. “Just Do I.T.” If you get off on being talked to like a pirate, that’s ASMRrrrrrr. ...
sept 25 in idea barrages
The smell of garden hose baking in the heat, half the stale water bubbling up within, half cheap rubber gassing-off in temperatures it can’t fully sustain. The smell of summer, but in that bad ...
sept 24 in idea barrages
Never forget that Trump tried to get the Central Park Five framed for murder & executed for no other reason than that they were black. That’s the bastard’s pattern, his primary goal is fame...
sept 23 in idea barrages
I just realized that the people at the Tulsa Hate Rally were LITERALLY OK boomers. She considered “ob-gyn” such a formal title for what she did. She preferred “privates investigator”. “Leve...
sept 22 in idea barrages
If I ever make a “story” on facebook, it is because my fat fingers slipped while writing a status to my timeline. No shame to those who use that feature but I am so much not a visual thinker th...
sept 21 in idea barrages
The Covid Covid Cabana show drew like a weekday 1PM baseball game in the Northeast in April. Neat. The GOP has two things left, the only two things it’s had to run on since the 90s. Racism &a...
You’ll drive down from the San Fernando Valley, from the strivers and the strife, the immigrant markets with names you can’t pronounce and the white kids from the East Coast going broke for their...
sept 20 in idea barrages
Another good name for the Tulsa Hate Rally is, of course, “Covidpalooza”. Pizzadu. Stately home of Charles Entertainment Cheese. There is only one remaining mystery to the mogul’s death, his ...
sept 19 in idea barrages
Has anyone tried to get the nutbar conspiracy theorists to waste all their money buying up Paw Patrol toys or still-racist boxes of Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima, telling them they’re gonna be valu...
sept 18 in idea barrages
Two weeks or so from now, a new Tulsa massacre, rednecks dying in respirators instead of burning down Black Wall Street. It will be poetic, of course, but I’d rather no one died, myself, not ev...
sept 17 in idea barrages
When young, all you want to do is see the world burn for all its cruelty. When old, you see how righteous rage like that is where all the cruelty comes from and want to save the good remaining ...
sept 16 in idea barrages
There are worse things to name your car than “Liam Nissan”. You know what’d be a really niche parody? Metallica’s “Harvester of Sorrow” about the manager at a Sbarro’s. When you first hear ...
sept 15 in idea barrages
I like to think that in the aftermath of that “Do You Love Me Now I Can Dance” song, it turns out that she loves him even LESS now that he can dance because he’s such a damned show off about it...
sept 14 in idea barrages
I despise guns but grew up in gun culture & pay attention: look at gun ads in magazines 30 years ago, they’re all some guy bringing in a duck, holding up the antlers of a buck. Now they all...
