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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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“I healed,” Frank turned his right arm out toward me, parting through thick fur to show the marks that remained from the scientist’s rushed intravenous-port installation, pink skin underneath, kn...
march 31 in idea barrages
I hope Gary Busey doesn’t have a fursona but I hope that if he has one, it’s called Barry Goosey. I kind of want to mash-up “She Don’t Use Jelly” and “Mr. Tambourine Man” but I want to reserv...
march 29 in idea barrages
I choose believe that the line in “It’s My Life” is “like Frankenstein, I did it my way”. I think I heard someone on Youtube malaprop the phrase “tip of the iceberg” as “tit of the iceberg” a...
march 27 in idea barrages
If Freddy Kreuger is about to kill you and you call him “Fredward Scissorhands” before he does, I bet he’d at least respect that. I bet Tarantino once bought a whole pallet of Barefoot Wine a...
march 25 in idea barrages
Has anyone else seen that Spectrum ad where they styled the spokesman for some reason to look almost exactly like character actor/registered sex offender Jeffery Jones? Like, how do you do that...
prompt: whisper, title: spellbound in "sasquatch of los angeles" flash fiction
If you give all the secrets away, there’s no trick. No one shows for the next engagement, no one pays to see it. Even if they can’t work it themselves, they know how it was done and convince them...
march 23 in idea barrages
I wanted to feel something for that Obi-Wan trailer, I really really did. But there’s just too much Star Wars, so many Star Wars, infinite Star Wars, I’m full up on Star Wars, I’m exhausted on ...
there used to be showhouses oh God, there were showhouses glittering temples to popular arts first built for the rich jackasses but quickly redeveloped for the masses less...
march 21 in idea barrages
Yes, gas prices up when you try to stop the dictator of a petro-state from invading his sovereign neighbors. If you want good things to happen, you have to make sacrifices. Like how if you want...
march 19 in idea barrages
I mean, I’m currently mashing up Sonic Youth’s “Bull In The Heather” and “Fortunate Son” in my head, I don’t know about you. Is WINGS the least-significant sitcom of significance? Right on th...
march 17 in idea barrages
He had forgotten throwing that boomerang but it was all coming back to him now. Are you your best self? I mean, probably not but we don’t need your best self. Your best self can go shove it, ...
The problem with telling long-form stories is, to tell them well, they have to end. It’s easy to fall in love with characters, places and things, easy to want to know what happens on and on forev...
march 15 in idea barrages
I like to think that the first draft title of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” was “Blame Someone Else Not Us”. In a world ruled by Bedazzlers, one hero can stands against the rhinestone apocalyps...
march 13 in idea barrages
I mean, we could definitely do a parody of Takin’ Care of Business with the “makin’ bacon pancakes” meme. Of course we could. A mash-up of Rammstein and Uptown Funk revolving around the line ...
march 11 in idea barrages
If you’re gonna do a Canadian zombie movie, there is no better title than DEAD PENNER’S PLACE. If you slowly bring your green eggs and ham to temperature in a warm water bath over a twelve ho...
prompt: wander, title: the fix in "sasquatch of los angeles" flash fiction
There was blood, because of course there was, the scientist was attempting a transfusion from Frank straight into his own veins. There was the shock-non-shock that sasquatch blood looks exactly t...
march 9 in idea barrages
Blackbeard sailin’ in the dead of night! Took that one good eye and went to sea! Everyone memes on how The Never Ending Story clearly had an ending, no one’s talking about how “Final” Fantasy...
empathy for the devil in poetry
you can look at the works of the writer Ayn Rand and only see the soullessness the monstrous frothings the bile and cruelty because of course they’re all there on those pages...
march 7 in idea barrages
I cannot say if a feature length parody of Citizen Kane about Chuck E Cheese, “CITIZEN CHEESE”, would save the world in these tenuous times or not. All I’m saying is I think it could be worth a...
Once, there was a man whose world fell apart around him. Not knowing what to do with himself, he did as so many do, he went west, the direction of change. Good changes, bad changes, change either...
march 5 in idea barrages
The only reason we’re not dealing with a PONG motion picture and a PONG cinematic universe is that the nostalgia cycles weren’t in sync to provide us with such an abomination. Okay, but how a...
Magic is not a trick, she told him, it is a promise. It isn’t about fooling someone else or fudging reality, it’s a pact that is made. “Both stage magic and actual magic,” she continued, “though ...
march 3 in idea barrages
It amazes me how many people subscribe to a faith where their deity was nailed to a tree and died painfully in sacrifice for them, yet they won’t even put on a mask or get a flu shot to help ot...
“I’ve been wondering something,” I said as I swirled at my coffee’s dregs, “something kind of tangential to your story.” “Sure,” Frank said, “like I said, I’ve got all night.” “You’ve lived a ver...
mar 1 in idea barrages
We can all, at least, agree that the worst Disney porn parody would be SCHLONG OF THE SOUTH. singing “gonna be a DROW-BOY bay-bee, dual wield blades and you hate sun-shine, DROW-BOY bay-bee, ...
