march 21 in idea barrages

  • March 20, 2022, 3:29 p.m.
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  1. Yes, gas prices up when you try to stop the dictator of a petro-state from invading his sovereign neighbors. If you want good things to happen, you have to make sacrifices. Like how if you want your neighbors to not die in a pandemic, you put on a mask and get your shots.

  2. You know, SAVED BY THE BELL didn’t even happen in its own fiction. That was all Zach’s Walter Mitty daydreams of how cool he was Californian & had super-powers instead of being some normal kid in Indiana. The teacher would snap him out of it & he’d say “Good Morning, Miss Bliss.”

  3. It’s too bad the Tripadvisor name got taken by an online travel agency thing because, like, it would be phenomenal for a service where you hire someone to come over and make sure you don’t do anything irreversibly stupid when you’re high.

  4. It turns out that Inspector Gadget’s arch nemesis Dr. Claw didn’t die, he just went underground and developed an evil plan to ruin drinking. He named White Claw after himself. He won, friends, he won.

  5. In Soviet rom-com, Sarah Marshall forgetting YOU!

  6. Beware those who say they want to remove the king but are oddly delicate about the throne. They aren’t revolutionaries, they’re just looking for somewhere nicer to sit.

  7. Okay but how about Batman fighting The Ruddler instead and his crimes somehow all involve Paul Rudd in some way.

  8. A parody of the MONK theme song about how there’s a Juggalo out there.

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