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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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adirondack february in poetry
these are the days that everything smells like cigarettes everyone smokes just outside the doors and rushes in right after the last puff trailing in behind them on their jackets scar...
216 in idea barrages
1.) When Clarice wanted oral sex from Hannibal, she had to word it very precisely to avoid disaster. 2.) She didn’t think “dental drill” sounded fancy enough. She preferred “molar vortex”. 3.) Sh...
thought experiment in poetry
you say that you want me back, maybe except on your terms, baby as if the only way to save me is to change me rearrange me but if that’s love then you love strangely as if it’s your job to e...
215 in idea barrages
1.) I refuse to accept “social justice warrior” as an insult. It’s the highest compliment! Paint your faces as Ultimate Social Justice Warriors! 2.) An ancient Egyptian who makes terrible EDM bea...
214 in idea barrages
1.) A pixelated version of Starry Night called “Atari Night”. Get on this. 2.) Roses are red/and orchids are strange/workers of the world unite/you have nothing to lose but your chains 3.) SPOILE...
213 in idea barrages
1.) This cartoon was filmed in front of a live, incredibly patient, studio audience. 2.) Your grievances are never fully redressed without a smile. 3.) The body and blood of Christ are Mass-produ...
tune of THE DOPE SHOW in song parodies
some for fishing and some just for sailing shiny rudders and without down payments everything looks good when it’s up on pavement here today, all under the big tent w...
212 in idea barrages
1.) A Roger Rabbit parody of Titanic would involve the line “French me like you do your paint girls”. 2.) If I’m following all this properly Spider-Man’s gonna be the host of the Daily Show becau...
211 in idea barrages
1.) I like to pretend that the German word for lingerie is “later-hosen”. 2.) Hollowing out Keanu Reeves’ skull and living inside of it is called a Neodesic dome. 3.) If you smoke maple sap in an...
600th prosebox post in idea barrages
1.) Brian Williams said he hated it when Kayne interrupted his winning a Grammy. 2.) When they refer to “Charlie” in ‘Nam movies, I briefly imagine an army of frothing Charles Mansons tearing thr...
it's a free country in poetry
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, consider using it as a sun-dial. Maybe as a performance art kind of thing. If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, ...
29 in idea barrages
1.) It’s rainin’ men. It’s hailin’ Hydra. It’s snowin’ pop culture references, deep into the echo chamber of faint validation. 2.) If you watch Fox News for more than 16 hours straight, you have ...
28 in idea barrages
1.) With a DJ set by DJ Set, an elder serpent god who is also a DJ. 2.) With Skymall and Radioshack both dead now, will there emerge an underground market for radio-controlled things no one needs...
27 in idea barrages
1.) The usual SI models are actually Google Plus sized in that almost no one looks at them anymore despite corporate desperation. 2.) “Don’t make fun of him for being a mohel,” she said, “he can ...
There is this Fruition place we’re all trying to get to even though we’ve never been even though we’ve never even seen its face but we’re all trying to get the...
26 in idea barrages
1.) It’s a 70s buddy cop thing where one’s a lady’s man, other’s a psychic. It’s called STARSKY & HUNCH. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) A parody of the Dead’s “Truckin” about the mechanics of dra...
a modest proposal in poetry
What we need to do is threaten to round up all the normals and shoot them into the sun. In three days, everyone will have figured out a way they’re not a normal to get out of it, so ever...
25 in idea barrages
1.) The kind of cold that turns you off from lime gummy bears for months. 2.) Al-Qaeda in Arabic means “The Base”. The GOP calls their stalwart racist sexist fundamentalists “The Base”. Non-coinc...
#ReplaceALetterRuinATvShow in idea barrages
1.) MATH 2.) The West Wang 3.) SpurtsNight 4.) Roach 5.) Knight Ruder 6.) Saved By The Cell: The College Years 7.) The Farts of Life 8.) Baby Don 5 9.) Don’t Trust The P In Apartment 23 10.) ...
24 in idea barrages
1.) Oh brothers, oh sisters, the fitful restless useless endless interrupted fruitless hazy traumatic hallucinatory pointless exhausting sleep of a person with an awful head cold. I’d only wish i...
show them the money in poetry
Every other prejudice in the world comes down to an attempt to justify why it’s okay for some people to be powerless and poor. But it is not okay. For ANYONE. ...
terrible flu barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you were expecting good music at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, you’re probably the one still thinking SNL might be funny next week too. 2.) All those suits at the end of Iron Man 3, that… ...
Magic miracles monsters none of these things will grant us our happy endings. But we may be able to will ourselves home for a little while. Who knows how and who...
that's in a name in poetry
If you MUST name your private bits at least use names traditional to another physical gender. Name your bosoms Biff & Steve. Name your penis Lillian. Name your clitoris Trevor. ...
spring forward in poetry
One can only hope that whenever the crap finally melts away there will be fertile soil for the coming spring beneath. May the terror you feel now bring apples bring wheat bring silag...
