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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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#MakeATvShowTasty in idea barrages
1.) Agents of C.H.A.R.D. 2.) Unbreakable Kim-chi Schmidt 3.) Outlarder 4.) The Carbonara Effect 5.) Rick and Meaty 6.) Quantum Leek 7.) The Tom Greens Show 8.) American Banana Stand
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1.) 3/15 isn’t Pi Day but it is the area code where I live. Must count for something. 2.) Just like a genetic super-mutant, bringing death rays from your eyes to a knife fight. 3.) The computer g...
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1.) When the borders of a homeland mean more than the welfare of its people, oh man. Both are lost. 2.) All youtube Let’s Players should have to occasionally turn on the autoclosed captions and r...
self-fulfilling prophecy in poetry
If the Antichrist is ever a real thing, you know he’ll always pose palms enfolded against the backdrop of a gauzy Texas flag. If the Antichrist is ever a real thing, he’ll always smile an...
pi day in idea barrages
1.) A traumatic experience with Roy Rogers’ horse lead to a need for Trigger trigger warnings. 2.) Kirk was all like “Kobayashi Maru? More like BLOWMEashi Maru, am I right?” Kirk was a smug littl...
these and more than these in poetry
If love can’t save you, art can. If art can’t save you, love can. Without either, I don’t know. Hope for a hell of a blackjack run. Hope for a passel of money enough ...
Understand that your perspective is not universal. The raccoon looks upon a man and thinks “the bald ape has raccoon hands!” The octopus thinks “the bald ape has lost both of its limb...
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1.) Though Snoop popularized trolling white people by pretending Dr. Seuss word were cool slang, “fleek” was the troll masterstroke. 2.) I demand an ear nose and throat doctor who is a giant talk...
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1.) Take the old videos for the Harlem Shake meme. Replace the audio track with ambient noise of white people clumsily dancing. 2.) A Southern pirate called Cornbeard The Pirate. 3.) If a dog yea...
what you could do in poetry
What you could do is beat someone to death with the world’s largest gummy worm. Then eat the gummy worm. Hope the lack of evidence exonerates you. Make sure you use an actu...
What which does not kill you hopefully leaves a cool lookin’ scar that will drive the babes wild. What which does not kill you only leaves you soft and weak and hobbled an...
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1.) What does not kill you hopefully leaves a cool lookin’ scar that will drive the babes wild. 2.) Jindal’s defaulted to the “spout irresponsible gibberish, hope it gets coverage” Palin/Trump ha...
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1.) Beat someone to death with the world’s largest gummy worm. Eat the worm. Hope the lack of evidence exonerates you. 2.) Creativity is forcing your mind to make the “incorrect” connections, sif...
where as a child I'd hide in poetry
I’m slightly too old to be of the “here we are now, entertain us” generation. Just barely still the “where do we go where do we go now where do we go” generation. Both as metaphor...
maybe only the crazy can love you in poetry
Everyone says you gotta love yourself but maybe it’s more like an arranged marriage where you just accept this is who you’re permanently stuck with. It’s not...
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1.) When you’re awesome but a little bit broken inside and maybe only the crazy can love you, you still need love. You know? 2.) Even weird lookin’ people, sometimes you catch that one angle wher...
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1.) PAX East: Come for the waiting in line four hours to play a game demo for five minutes, stay for the institutionalized sexism! 2.) Your internet name is “Browses In Private Window”. 3.) Poor ...
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1.) Honestly surprised Thomas’ English Muffins never tried a “Too Many Nooks” thing to be try and be hip. 2.) Two twos, two jokers and a king is the Road House. 3.) I feel like the guy fixing the...
life before wartime in poetry
You have to understand moonshine was the original craft booze. Banjos are everywhere now. The end-game of American hipsterism is the state of being liberal hillbil...
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1.) Some day hipsters will come up here to live cheap. I look forward to people in Mumford & Sons shirts riding tractors ironically. 2.) You know how I’d drive the internet crazy? Make Edward...
to the moon, alice in poetry
Astronaut does not kill Astronaut. It is Astronaut Law. Every astronaut gets three attempts at pooping upwards that the other Astronauts have to clean for them. It is Astronaut Law. ...
make it happen in poetry
Can you imagine how great our country would be if we gave teachers the benefit of the doubt the way we do the police? Can you imagine how strange the inverse would be if we kept ...
If you are gluten-intolerant by all means do what you need to be healthy but that doesn’t mean you should convert those who are not to stop eating gluten as well. ...
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1.) The end of IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE except instead of money, it’s everyone you ever crushed on telling you they liked you back. 2.) Can you imagine how great our country would be if we gave teac...
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1.) I’ve discovered something more annoying than listicles. THINKING you’ve clicked on a listicle & it’s a VIDEO or AUDIO listicle. 2.) The NBA: where players throwing a game is mortal sin bu...
