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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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the third option in poetry
Sometimes the responsible thing to do is not to take on commitments rather than going crazy fulfilling them accept when not to at all. If you know you’re gonna be an artist with few ...
I really enjoy that most of the people who think the government’s about to invade live in rural hellscapes no one would want to claim. Nobody wants Amarillo Texas. Not even Amarillo Texas w...
79 in idea barrages
1.) If you wanna end terrible reboots, you havta not go to terrible reboots, not watch ‘em w/ false hope or ironically. That’s still money. 2.) Are the very best rugby players known as “scrumlord...
78 in idea barrages
1.) Ollie is both Best Dog and Worst Dog. Ollie is Schrodinger’s Dog. 2.) A CHRISTMAS CAROL gains a whole new level if you just substitute the word “crutch” with “crotch”. 3.) They weren’t perfec...
a less lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Why are all three of Kitty Pryde’s most significant love interests all named Peter? Is it, like, Superman’s LL thing? 2.) Is there “Hogan’s Heroes” fan-fiction where Klink is secretly incompe...
christmas in july in poetry
frosty the reindeer had two antlers made of coal fed Coca-Cola to polar bears and they didn’t even die had a belly like a bowl full of jelly that mystics could follow from the east glow...
76 in idea barrages
1.) I fear the entire Shark Week phenomena has Jumped The Theme Week. 2.) Whenever someone casts aspersions on their preferred gender, remember that all types of humans are crazy and it’s just a ...
75 in idea barrages
1.) Someday our national anthem will be that “Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder With Some Cheese…” song. 2.) “I’m not out of shape,” he said, “I’m just preparing for my Michelin Man cosplay.” 3.)...
74 in idea barrages
1.) My Perfect Strangers inspired wine would definitely be called a Pinchot Noir. 2.) There needs to be a name for this disorder where we look in the mirror and mistakenly see ourselves as normal...
73 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes the responsible thing to do is not to take on commitments then go crazy fulfilling them rather knowing when not to at all. 2.) Peas in guacamole is an avacadon’t. 3.) “Celebrate” an...
72 in idea barrages
1.) When you intentionally deny someone the joys of a slow cooker, you’re just being a crock tease. 2.) When I am invariably early to an event, I can pass it off as dedication to the cause instea...
brooklyn owes the charmer under me in poetry
Some people miss the summer sounds of insects peeping. I miss the rock of subway trains and roll of distant car alarms. I miss the noise sometimes so much that I could burst. I...
71 in idea barrages
1.) Oh man. Downgrading from Fezzik muttonchops to healthy sideburns is SO NICE. 2.) The idea some people like Trump because he’s “anti-elite” even though he’s a multimillionaire pretending to be...
I sing the body eclectic bones Adirondack quartz almost unbreakable as almost-diamond eyes narrowed and skeptic by Los Angeles sun and heartbreak legs toughened by the rattle ...
less lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) I sing the body eclectic. 2.) Did you know youtube’s full of preppers trying to one-up each other on how prepared they are for the endtimes? It’s FASCINATING. 3.) Willard Scott as an 8-bit Ni...
There’s a difference between “love” and “ameliorating this person’s madness makes me feel useful”. Can take a lifetime to learn it, tho. It took being left by someone that I loved but was...
forward march in poetry
does anyone else get the sinking feeling we’re just wrapping up the loose plotlines before Western Civilization’s big finish? all the advancements I’ve seen in my life ...
There is no universal answer. There are no gurus. If you’re gonna find any answers at all, you’ll just find the ones that work for you. No poem is going to help you out. No priest or mot...
Your brother’s so bluegrass, he gets paid in suspenders. Your brother’s so bluegrass, when he took a pig to the county fair, it won the Pabst Blue Ribbon. Your brother’s so bluegrass,...
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Set a man loose to fish with greed in his heart, he’ll get rich and the fish will go extinct. Give fish! Give a man a fish he...
I’m not “making excuses” for not having a job because I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m explaining why it’s so hard to get one. But it’s adorable you think you can break me with merely pres...
lazy barrage 6 in idea barrages
1.) I am loving watching bigots decide that if everyone can get married, we have to abolish courts. They wanna take their ball home SO bad. 2.) Kids LOVE methods of transport with human faces. 3....
lazy barrage 5 in idea barrages
1.) Has Ben and Jerrys released “Death Cab Tofutti” yet? 2.) Maybe some day a politician will get caught having sex with a mediocre pop star and he’ll be Taylor Swiftboated. 3.) What doesn’t kill...
lazy barrage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t believe them when they say Pregamergate is just about ethics in drinking before doing journalism. 2.) Hollywood, please at least never reboot Popeye as someone who vapes, okay? You can ...
lazy barrage 3 in idea barrages
1.) The pan-flutist was of course asked to take a long walk off a short Zamphir. 2.) When a witch gets knocked up out of wedlock, they don’t call it a “shotgun wedding” of course, it’s a shame-he...
