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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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july capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) You could trade her dumplings for sex because she was a wonton trollop. 2.) Some people won’t use a two-person dildo, even if you double-dong-dare them. 3.) All we can hope is Trump teaches l...
traveling barrage 5 in idea barrages
1.) You know you are a television nerd when you think “Oh, young Carol Burnett, get in a time machine that I might love you.” 2.) I like to think that when reality shows end, losers are mulched a...
traveling barrage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Naga fetishists are just looking for a piece of asp. 2.) One thing we have is that we never tried renaming Arabica beans “Freedom Coffee”. 3.) Instead of saying “interest-free payments” ads s...
traveling barrage 3 in idea barrages
1.) Everything you think about parenting before you are actually a parent is just a bunch of preconceived notions. 2.) My favourite Christmas mash-up by far is HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY GRINCH. 3.) Se...
where the orange trees were in poetry
the poisonous and righteous festivals are fleeting guitar wolves knee socks the excuses are depleting there is raw panic in the baked deserted city in the shallow of the deser...
traveling barrage 2 in idea barrages
1.) Youtube pixelating and stuttering accidentally replicates the old feeling of watching a dub of a dub of a dub from the old days. 2.) The pictures on toyboxes of kids playing with the product ...
traveling barrage in idea barrages
1.) On the radio, a CIA spook say in OTHER PLACES people are brainwashed into believing ends justify means. He’s projecting. 2.) On the radio, a politician rails against the size of government &a...
722 in idea barrages
1.) Stress the wrong syllables and “Robocop” sounds like an Eastern European last name. “This is my friend Vladi Ruh-BOH-cup”. 2.) The hidden extra downside to sleep apnea is that using a CPAP ma...
721 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re going to start a magazine about the finer points of charades, at least use the slogan “Aspiring Minds Want To Know!” 2.) Two guys pretend their dead boss is alive at a festival for ...
720 in idea barrages
1.) If Reddit Troll was, like, a role-playing alignment, Donald Trump would be the god that granted them their powers. 2.) Slim Jim claming it’s better than other cheap dried-beef-substitutes bot...
719 in idea barrages
1.) Not everyone’s prepared to stand off against Yogi and Boo-Boo but we all have our bears to cross. 2.) I wanna meet a pagan mixmaster called DJ Wicca-Wicca. 3.) A Borg Christmas song with the ...
717 in idea barrages
1.) You don’t hear enough about how penicillin is the cure for a penis that’s illin’. 2.) The superstitious Italian chef always had to carry his lucky penne. 3.) Just a bunch of beer promoters dr...
716 in idea barrages
1.) 150mg of diphenhydramine and I’m still not asleep! Hurrah acquired tolerance, I guess. 2.) He didn’t think anyone could cook as good as his mother but that was just because of his edible comp...
you aren’t dead the jig isn’t up they haven’t gotten you yet and that’s amazing your dreams are alive as long as you’re breathing the world hasn’t ended no matter how much the apocaly...
time nocks at the string and flexes the bow and where you end up even time doesn’t know hope the arc is true to fate or at least to you time makes the pitch but that’s not...
we will never be perfect in poetry
art is an unholy act in that we leave sketches and demos and rough drafts we admit imperfection in the tainted trail that is process and shows all the times that we failed on the ...
715 in idea barrages
1.) Why would Skynet give the Terminators names that make sense to humans like T-800, T-1000, etc? Why not just some binary stuff? 2.) Whoa-oa-oooooaaaaa, listen to the mucus, whoa-oa-ooooooaaaaa...
714 in idea barrages
1.) I like the idea of collecting defunct trophies. Cable Ace awards. XFL championship rings. The like. 2.) I kind of want a Bonzana-themed arcade fighting game so I can land a Pondo Combo. 3.) C...
the silly season in poetry
while you were out running the Boilermaker marathon I was in an air conditioned bedroom with my jammies on what are you doing with your life? while you were out there sweating in the street...
713 in idea barrages
1.) I’m not running a marathon in 500% humidity tomorrow I’m waking up at 11AM in air conditioning. Point goes to me Boilermakerers. 2.) I want a mash-up of Bob Ross and Ram Dass. 3.) I mean you ...
712 in idea barrages
1.) Dwayne Johnson and the cast of Despicable Me teaming up to advertise a car with rock-and-minion steering. 2.) Dress up as a rich man and introduce your rubber toy as “Godzilla… of the MONSTER...
711 in idea barrages
1.) Has anyone done, like, a Little Emo In Slumberland comic? 2.) A series about Thor and Loki’s awkward high school experiences called “The Thunder Years”. 3.) The fact that the Star Wars SDCC s...
710 in idea barrages
1.) The optimal name for a punk band is Vom Petty. 2.) REAL TALK: Is Trump all a performance art piece to make Jeb seem moderate? The Bushes have gotten in bed with worse. 3.) When short-order co...
the brewery blues in poetry
Ever since they were kids they sang about dying young one day they woke up old and singing the exact same song. At the weird thing across the street they’ll sing it all...
inspiration and persperation in poetry
Oh you poor gullible bolds. Fortune favours the already fortunate. The already fortunate are laughing behind your backs. They’ve convinced you that your path to glory is just as easy as put...
