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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1220 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve never gotten sick at a Taco Bell but it was only tonight that I realized that means I have superhuman powers. Stomach powers. 2.) Disguise your political protest as some kind of fan even...
1219 in idea barrages
1.) If you ever become a youtube star, I only ask that your recurring first line in every video is “Catchphrase, everybody!” 2.) MRA and MRSA are only one letter apart. There are no coincidences....
by george (a christmas story) in poetry
there’s a little bit of snow in the air/melting on the ground when it gets there we’re just a little bit of snow in the air/melting on the ground when we get there like George Bailey ...
compassion universe in poetry
the good news is the longer we go without destroying ourselves the more time we have to figure out how to love each other all the good news is while the deck may well be stacked ag...
1218 in idea barrages
1.) Take pictures of your normal cat doing normal cat things. Caption them: “Normal Cat etc etc”. Start a counter-meme. 2.) Gyro Gearloose shrinks Huey Dewey & Louie down to perform Scrooge’s...
unmanifest destiny in poetry
being too sure of things it hardens you up inside it leaves you ossified hanging onto the assumed and yet also unverified it makes you old it wears you out so the fou...
1217 in idea barrages
1.) Video game sound designers don’t use voice actors for injured grunts they just record the sounds of their first poop of the day. 2.) The more you give into the grammar and spellings of textin...
we are all sandy hook in poetry
There’s nothing more toxic to the progress of a civil society than the idea we can just opt-out of it hiding behind weapons faith or loopholes that we can take the benefits we received from...
1216 in idea barrages
1.) You don’t have to download the Star Wars Holiday Special, just reconstruct it from the clips in 50,000 reviews of it on youtube. 2.) Defending yourself with a miasma of dirty jokes, a sort of...
admission possible in poetry
admission I want success but am terrified of all the downsides I’ve seen come attached to success the same way I feel about madness I guess. admission I wan...
1215 in idea barrages
1.) I propose legislation forcing a change to the labeling of “white chocolate” to “milk wax” forever and ever. 2.) Twitter Macbeth would include the line: “is this a housecat that I see before m...
a large barrage in idea barrages
1.) Next fall, let’s start the most glam pumpkin patch ever and call it The Velvet Gourd Mine. 2.) Linguistically, it bothers me when a singing group that doesn’t play instruments a “band”. This ...
listening and listing listening and lessening listening and glistening listening and lost listening and loosening listening let’s give this story a happy ending because we can’t guarantee...
1213 in idea barrages
1.) No matter how good or bad my waking life has been & it has been awful & it has been amazing my dreams have always been far worse. Dunno why. 2.) Writing is 1% the work and 99% trying ...
on the dot in poetry
dorothy was terrified of tornadoes as a child ran as fast as she could to hide outside inside anywhere away from the chaos of the sky now dorothy is middle-aged she inherited the mortgage ...
1212 in idea barrages
1.) Good thing about Trump is he shows the right wing has nothing left but racism & conspiracy theories to hang on, all else is proven failure. 2.) Dear McDonalds, who in the name of Christ e...
1211 in idea barrages
1.) “In Soviet Russia, mic drops YOU!” would be the most meta mic drop line ever. 2.) 83% of memes built around the premise “oh man, this person’s text/tweet/facebook post is hilariously ignorant...
1210 in idea barrages
1.) Even if I was ever into hibbity-jibbity I can’t imagine casting the I-Ching, I’d feel too much like a Batman villain. 2.) Whenever I read a “Mens Rights Activist” online, I imagine him talkin...
129 in idea barrages
1.) When I REALLY like the first draft of a poem it scares me because then it’s 50/50 if it’s good or actually really really bad. 2.) Trying to remind myself I am pretty rad I do some pretty rad ...
daily jumble in poetry
maybe our lives are just the universe’s dreams maddening mangled short and shuffled and ours are taken as a reflection of that perspective these lives that sometimes seem so very l...
a walk in the park in poetry
It’s not that I want to punch the PERFORMERS in the balls. It’s just that I want to punch the costumes where the character’s balls would be. I’m not a monster. I just wanna wail on Donald Duck...
to the tune of BETTER MAN in song parodies
hipster Christmas sweaters, the trend is dead, it can’t get deader tell him, take no more, we practice intervention when he opens the door, eyes roll over while he sleeps, we’ll burn ...
128 in idea barrages
1.) Performing, even material with an element of self-effacement, makes me feel handsome and confident in a way I rarely do otherwise, I dunno. 2.) Just realized that every time a rapper refers t...
loan words in poetry
bildungsroman Gotterdammerung ex machina is a God of sons Ragnarok and roll and revelation hajj crusade jihad pilgrimage addiction to external validation schadenfreude und s’il vou...
127 in idea barrages
1.) We wouldn’t have Taco Tuesday at the cafeteria for my super-villain underlings, though there would be henchiladas. 2.) From a certain point of view, America had kneecapped Tonya Harding from ...
