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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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321 in idea barrages
1.) The proper response to “Scott Baio endorses Donald Trump” is “I honestly thought Scott Baio died like five years ago.” 2.) MOVIE FLUB: some characters in COMMANDO appear to be wearing underwe...
distant aftershocks in poetry
I hope that you are doing well but I don’t need to know if that state is actually the case I hope you’re finding what you need you couldn’t get from me but I don’t need to accidentally see ...
empty calories in poetry
Sometimes a “bad” thing isn’t even bad, it’s just that too much crowds out the good things. “Bad” things like empty calories or solitude. It’s not too much starch or fat it’s that when you’...
how to die with style in poetry
if I magically knew when and how I was going to die but couldn’t do anything to change it I’d make sure to leave as many fake clues as I could that it was a conspiratorial assassination by ...
the things you think you are beautiful in spite of are the things that actually make you beautiful the things that are distinctive the things that make people stare are also the reasons why ...
320 in idea barrages
1.) They couldn’t fight off two eagles at once so they drugged the first to make it easier to kill two birds with one stoned. 2.) Watch a movie from the 40s or 50s and loudly comment whenever men...
319 in idea barrages
1.) The things that you think you are beautiful in spite of are the things that actually make you beautiful. 2.) There is a direct correlation between childhood exposure to “The Charlie Brown Chr...
twenty-gauge blues in poetry
we think our world ruled by destiny worship a god who got hung on a tree everyone goes to nashville with a banjo on their knee then come back in a year or three elliott smith was murdered ...
if it kills me in poetry
catty-corner from Penn Station is a fine fine all night restaurant called the Tick Tock Diner last time I was in New York I sat there for five hours watched the sunri...
318 in idea barrages
1.) The best way to convince others that you are deep and cryptic, of course, is to have no idea what you mean yourself. 2.) To be a metamorph is a solid super power, to be a mediamorph, less so....
neon and silver in poetry
I used to believe in things like silver linings I used to believe in things like me and you at night in my dreams it’s always New York City even if changing that were something I could do I w...
317 in idea barrages
1.) Bees are divided into queens and everyone else, the hives and the hive-nots. 2.) It’s not so much that I have a thing for city girls, it’s more that country girls aren’t into my non-rural ski...
patrons with bottles of patron in poetry
searching for Medici looking for a patron saint to protect us from the hustle’s taint someone to write a few nice things about every few months when they remember to care go back to New York...
your princess is another hassle in poetry
to Mario the savior of the land only finding the toadstool man was a bitter disappointment but to the toadstool man it was everything for a weary plumber just another pipe to take ...
halfway through the ides barrage in idea barrages
1.) Which do you think Harrison Ford put less energy into: the Bladerunner ADR work or the Star Wars Holiday Special? 2.) Someone either write a movie about a thinly-veiled Jake Lloyd growing up ...
primary burner in poetry
what’s gonna pull you back from the glow what’s gonna disconnect you from the bliss what’s gonna shortcut the reward you think you know what’s gonna bring you back to this back from the teet...
area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) Does the pope wear his silly hat to the toilet? He mitre might not. 2.) If your erotic satire of G.I. Joe isn’t called K.Y. Joe, you’re doing it wrong. 3.) Setting aside the things of youth t...
314 in idea barrages
1.) Cats put their videos of humans being stupid up on mewTube. 2.) Certain is a lady fair how glitt’ring means a golden truth and strides she there a flight of steps t’ward where the mighty ange...
313 in idea barrages
1.) From whence doth thou spring forth, Joseph of the Cottoned-Eye, to whence dost thou tarry? If not for thee, surely would I be trothed. 2.) It really is annoying when Dr. Oz heart surgeon pret...
my lack of faith sustains me in poetry
in terrifying times like these I almost can’t express how much my lack of faith sustains me how if there were a god behind all of this hate and ugliness how if there were a pla...
312 in idea barrages
1.) Scientologist porn involves many bawdy thetans. 2.) Astronaut sex is all about the zero-g spot. 3.) The King of Pop did not die, not in the way you know it, rather he split up into thousand o...
made up dreams in poetry
more platitudes than attitude more gravity than grave falsifications can calcify what rewrites cannot save the purity of insecurity can make each of us a knave if you’re the ...
dueling fates in poetry
the difference between being marked and being marred is within us and not in the stars we get to choose just what we are not just what has been done to us
311 in idea barrages
1.) In my dreams, whenever I go to a movie, time folds and I forget everything in the film and have to pretend I saw it for the duration. 2.) That trailer for Captain America has me saying “Under...
a haiku burst in poetry
THE SIDEWAYS EIGHT one circle larger unbalance infinity one circle smaller TIPPY-TIPPY-TIPPY Monica makes a ritual of the mocha rising to her lips JUNG AT HEART me, apart from...
