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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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placeholder in poetry
as for this barrage its of dribs and drabs its of bibs and bobs it is no scripture but a scrapture no catch-all just a capture I can only pick...
anxious weather in poetry
when it passes by it passes like rain worms rising from gravel as heartache and pain and after we’ve dried out with sunshine for days ...
a wagon so long it circles itself in poetry
we’re no mere blasphemers we are blasphenominal you’re not just gender-non-comforming you are glambiguous in expression in identity and in volume we are the hot hot heathens these are n...
take deep breaths in poetry
consider all the shame consider all the blame it’s the same game don’t do it for the gloss don’t do it for the boss they exact the same cost your blood your life your love the iron fist or...
515 in idea barrages
1.) The scientific name for the bigfoot is Awesomelopithecus. 2.) The world is awful, full of hate & oppression, but if we hang in there we’ll get to see this Bruce Banner & Peter Parker ...
the return menace in life stuff and misc.
Really, even if the prequels had been good movies, they still would’ve undermined the sense of mystery and wonder we were supposed to share with Luke as he was introduced to that larger world of ...
finally, a decent barrage again in idea barrages
1.) “It’s a celebration,” he said, “we’re drinking the good stuff tonight… SEVEN-buck Chuck.” 2.) Introducing characters in an Arrow/Supergirl crossover would be a hoot. “Olsen? Merlyn. Merlyn? O...
513 in idea barrages
1.) Incessantly confuse Benedict Cumberbatch and Crash Bandicoot for maximum nerd-culture coverage. 2.) This barrage of dribs and drabs, bibs and bobs, not a scripture but a scrapture, not a catc...
512 in idea barrages
1.) Laying claim to a spirit animal feels like cultural appropriation so let’s all just agree to have animal instead. The muppet Animal. 2.) The terrifyingly addled feeling I had yesterday has fa...
511 in idea barrages
1.) I’m just gonna name my ulcer “The Mets Middle Relievers”. 2.) Naming your child Hospital then grooming said child for military service is a long play on a joke but it is totally worth it. 3.)...
510 in idea barrages
1.) Going through the toy cut-out bins after Phantom Menace, he thought “Watto Watto everywhere but thank God no damn Binks”. 2.) “Tofurkey… has put me… off my lunch” is a good start to a John Le...
59 in idea barrages
1.) Eventually the multiplex had to fire the projectionist for blaming all his mistakes on others. 2.) If your whole group of friends intend to go to the gym for leg exercise, are those quad goal...
lincoln avenue address in poetry
I believe in the weird arts I believe in punk rock indie film bit parts I believe in burlesque secular street preachers I believe in mandolins accordions and...
58 in idea barrages
1.) “Nuthin’ But Darjeeling” would be the worst tea-based rap parody ever. 2.) Sometimes feel like Forrest Gump stumbling through history not through disability rather through neurosis & know...
57 in idea barrages
1.) Selling bread in India to benefit charity is totally naan-profit. 2.) A horse traveling back in time to give himself the idea to build a time machine is a stable time loop. 3.) A hipster preg...
cardiff giant in poetry
(okay, it’s more of a metal song than a poem but the idea of writing a metal song about the Cardiff Giant hoax in the 1800s tickled my fancy so, ah, there we are) will the man who’s made of stone...
56 in idea barrages
1.) Eventually deconstruction was hollowed out, lost the mission to learn why, became a way to repackage the same old crap while feeling clever. 2.) I want to paint Ollie’s Serestro flea collar y...
panic attack haiku in poetry
reverse of reserves a reserve of reverses past empty, worsens
not quite a thousand words in poetry
in the universe where you went back in time you tried to prevent World War Two by propping up Hitler’s art career he supplanted Bob Ross on the Joy of Painting some other messed-up ...
five into seventy-two in poetry
the deer on Route Five are trying to give their lives to take out our cars late at night as a political or religious statement at this point fucking deer ...
independence day in poetry
after we invade countries after we raze cities burn their farms and commandeer their wells start putting in Cinnabons Starbucks and Shells when they start getting our summer ...
this is not a finished poem in poetry
wisdom is realizing you’re never going to be wise all of the time no matter how much experience you’ve got up your sleeve revise revise revise Einstein close to the nature of...
cinqo de barrago in idea barrages
1.) On the off-chance you write a scientific paper on insect die-offs, entitling it “Plight of the Bumblebee” is your civic duty. 2.) I somehow accidentally clicked the button on facebook that ch...
54 in idea barrages
1.) I sure hope that if there’s a booze stand at the ren faire, they call it The Flagon Wagon. 2.) In my particular cultural niche a “Power of Love”/Nintendo Power Glove parody would work but alm...
53 in idea barrages
1.) I am opposed to the death penalty but for whomever decided to start calling appetizers “apps” I am willing to be flexible. 2.) After we invade countries, when they start getting our movies wh...
