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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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612 in idea barrages
1.) The scorches by the pinwheels at the firework display are better known as groundshow marks. 2.) When checking baseball scores if there’s soccer scores too, I love how Argentina is shortened t...
first decent barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) I wanted the subtitle to be “Passion Of The Christ 2: Rise Of The Silver Surfer”. 2.) In lighter news, watching Paul Ryan (a monster but a smart monster) have to pretend Trump isn’t an idiot ...
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1.) A fanfiction where House M.D. is a time-traveling wizard who goes back to the start of Hogwarts and founds House House. 2.) A country and western fundraiser for Trump’s campaign would be a ha...
the perfection of mistakes in poetry
You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. but it’s a balance. Just as evolution is genetic glitches acci...
two related points in poetry
remember from the beginning it’s not that moths are attracted to the sight of flames in flight it’s that they’re terrifyingly confused they just keep ramming into the light remem...
69 in idea barrages
1.) You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. It’s a balance. 2.) It’s like America was a sitcom that was strong...
good news everyone in poetry
the world isn’t ending but we are the world isn’t ending there will be a few billion years before the Earth is swallowed up in the sun’s menopausal expansion into a red giant star and ...
68 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if anyone ever just said to Idi Amin “EDIE?! THAT’S A GIRL’S NAME!” as the weirdest suicide-by-cop ever. 2.) The problem with listening to experimental music on youtube is you never ...
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1.) America is the kind of place where if you are rich enough and psychotically-delusional enough, you can do anything. 2.) Oh, conservative trolls, you think you’re so “edgy” for dead-naming Muh...
anybody but trump in poetry
Seriously yes anyone but Trump. The idea that letting him win would be for the best because he’d make things worse but it would cause us all to rise up, take back our country fr...
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1.) I am so out of it today and am trying to disconnect for a little chunk of the day to get my head back together, forgive me. This set of nightmares was about time traveling back through the hi...
sometimes we get faded sometimes we end up fated sometimes we get so hungry sometimes we’re even sated sometimes we’re alive sometimes we manage to thrive and sometimes once in a blue moon ...
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1.) In the end, we’re all baby Superman, rocketing away from the dead alien world called the past. 2.) I am the only person who’d enjoy a remake of MAX DUGGAN RETURNS except with Max Patkin The C...
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1.) Working in a convenience store is counter-intuitive. 2.) I demand that Wheat Thins ads star a stop-motion Wheat Thin creature voiced by Wil Wheaton named “Wil Wheatthins”. 3.) 83% of all face...
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1.) They only added “under God” to the pledge long after the fact. “And The American Way” to Truth and Justice, the same. All ex post facto. 2.) Basically I’m hoping the next two or so months are...
if you believe in poetry
if you believe an online quiz can say a lot about you then that says a lot about you if you believe a horoscope can say meaningful things about your fate that says meaningful things ...
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1.) BDSM golf is one of the few times it’s good to be sub-par. 2.) In the nightmare last night, I was at a convention, I was drugged, everything I had was stolen & my hotel room was commandee...
no exact science in poetry
the terrible thing about being human is that you are never completely wrong while also you are never completely right it’s the wonderful thing about being human as well ...
palatine bridge in poetry
driving through redneck oblivion in this case a hamlet called Palatine Bridge a broken-down house flies a Confederate battle flag and an American flag with Twin Towers...
half a page of scribbled lines in poetry
is there anything more wasteful than sleep? all the things you could’ve been thinking about all the wonderful ways you could’ve goofed off or perhaps a good deal more rarely all the things...
Thirty Days in poetry
They offer a thirty-day free trial but there is no guarantee of innocence at the end. They offer a thirty-day free trial but there is no guarantee of your sentenced guilt either. ...
61 in idea barrages
1.) They offer a thirty-day free trial but there is no guarantee of innocence at the end. 2.) The terrible thing about being human is you’re never completely wrong or completely right. It’s the w...
the cool uncle blues in poetry
rowdy roddy piper’s dead so is david bowie our childhood has dried out the hot winds are blowing but instead of hiding in nostalgia like some sulking scolded pup let’s make a new nostalgia ...
may capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) I like to pretend the Gallagher Brothers in Oasis were the sons of Gallagher. 2.) The miners’ union is a bunch of guild diggers. 3.) Be careful of electricians who dabble in surge pricing. 4....
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1.) Not a lot of rappers named Norman. 2.) If your drop says you play “the greatest hits” then immediately “The Pina Colada” song starts the FCC should ding you for false advertising. 3.) I prefe...
