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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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626 in idea barrages
1.) Half the population of Earth is confirmed to be in the cast of SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING. You might be signed and not even know it. 2.) The best name for a stripper of Middle Eastern descent woul...
desperadoes under the eaves in poetry
at the corner of Sunset and Gower at the eastern edge of Hollywood in the depths of dark Los Angeles there was a place they called “Gower Gulch” where in the twenties and thirties they had t...
warning label in poetry
exclusions may apply applications may exude implications may exclude you from me me from you occlusions included conclusions deluded incisive protrusion for me and for you for new and for ...
the clone wars in poetry
yeah I fought in the Clone Wars, Luke yeah I lived in L.A. for a while yeah I burned all my bridges along with three Death Stars but I made my mistakes in style yeah I lived in New York for...
slim pickings barrage in idea barrages
1.) BREXIT is a reminder that, yes, ANYBODY BUT TRUMP because idiots WILL vote against their own self interest out of racism. 2.) If Dora REALLY wanted Swiper to stop swiping, she’d start calling...
25 or 624 in idea barrages
1.) If it ain’t crucibroke, don’t crucifix it. 2.) Your MTV cartoon/Italian giallo horror film mash-up will be called Daria Argento. 3.) A parody of the Fiona Apple song “Criminal” about sublimin...
tune of Soul 2 Squeeze in song parodies
my bard got a disease sometimes from his two eyes he bleeds foul wizardry it seems or was it stings from gi-ant bees? all the orcs run from me they heard the dying ...
respectable in poetry
I’d rather be humane than respectable rather be involved than respectable rather do good than be respectable respectability’s overrated decorum sounds great in principle but it quickl...
the american blues in poetry
America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as such that also says on the top of the cap “contains acetaminophen”. America is a place where you ...
you get to choose in poetry
difference is not a chance to judge and feel superior it is an opportunity to learn and become more humane don’t screw it up outrageous fortune is giving you opportunites to grow your...
underneath it all in poetry
Underneath your face, you’re just a skeleton in disguise. Underneath your face, you’re just a skull with no eyes. Underneath your face, your bones are wise. Underneath your face, you’re just a ...
worst barrage lately in idea barrages
1.) You know what’s fun to say but boring as a concept? Coldplay Cosplay. 2.) Survivors of the apocalypse battle rampaging hoards of Pillsbury Doughboys in THE WALKING BREAD. 3.) When you start w...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Love is a yearning disability. 2.) Your minimalist post-rock band is good but not good enough. Close but no Sigur Ros. 3.) Did you post your solstice rituals up on SnapChant? 4.) Start naming...
621 in idea barrages
1.) Fossil examples of the Michaelceratops are often confused with those of the Jesseeisenbergadon. 2.) “PewDiePie” is actually Swedish for “Forced And Annoying”. 3.) The most successful Scandina...
a scant barrage in idea barrages
1.) A down on-his-luck Scott Baio has to move in with the only person who will take him back, his furry brother, in BRONIE LOVES CHACHI. 2.) The plot to ANT-MAN was a series of microaggressions. ...
openmindedness is not an inherent trait it’s like a muscle you have to work out or else it atrophies you have to keep going out there into new situations and new places with new groups o...
san diego area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) If your character literally has to state “This party’s crazy!” in a film trailer, you have failed at your job. Please stop making things. 2.) I’m disappointed to discover that the “Don’t Mess...
618 in idea barrages
1.) Only now, this late in the game, have I realized how eerily similar looking Meatloaf and Quentin Tarantino are. 2.) If you can manage to defeat Oprah in a two-player Dr. Mario match, it is im...
617 in idea barrages
1.) I try to write jokes, poems, revise old things but another night I am up in the bleary hours, doing nothing but grieving the gunslaughtered. 2.) When you gain the power to shapeshift and use ...
marvel universe day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Do you know Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Do you know Maguffins, man/they make plots go as planned 2.) The cat will spend hours outside stalking a chipmunk but if there’s a mou...
615 in idea barrages
1.) I am livid with this country this culture with the excuses livid with the whole goddamn thing. Cowboy fairytales are put above our lives. 2.) Using Velveeta in your fondue is a fondon’t. 3.) ...
storm over Florida in poetry
there was a storm over Florida that night when he was shot when I was a kid two-thirds of a lifetime ago at this point my parents woke me up I was twelve it was the beginning of summer br...
614 in idea barrages
1.) When even hope has been exhausted, love can rise up and take back the day. Love is the closest thing we have to the miraculous. 2.) Twitter is a place where you go to tell thousands of total ...
613 in idea barrages
1.) Basically, the premise of Tarzan is that to be the best at being from Africa, you have to start off white. Jesus Christ. 2.) America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as s...
tune of Der Fuerhrer's Face in song parodies
when The Donald says he’s gonna build a wall we kick kick the Donald in the balls when The Donald has his minions get in brawls we kick kick the Donald in the balls wh...
