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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1116 in idea barrages
1.) Your Guardians of the Galaxy/Roots mash-up GROOTS will stall out when Groot literally cannot say that his name is Toby. 2.) In Soviet Russia, the curious are killed by cats! 3.) The first s...
1115 in idea barrages
1.) Your fan fiction about the Golden Girls getting into text adventure games had damned well better be titled GRUE MACLANAHAN. 2.) Chewbacca’s wife is named Malla Bacca which sounds like an Indi...
workin' on a thing for a thing in poetry
This is a hard time to do comedy because there’s nothing funny about Donald Trump being president. There isn’t. Nothing. Oh, don’t get me wrong. Donald Trump himself is funny. ...
hope is a hummingbird in poetry
hope is a hummingbird tiny and nimble easily crushed can fit in a thimble hope cannot sleep would die if it did but can fall into comas when its well-hid rest for a while hope drinks...
1114 in idea barrages
1.) I feel so helpless because I’m good at being funny and there’s nothing funny about the horrors to come. It’s just horror. 2.) Part of me wants to write a parody of Pearl Jam’s “Daughter” abou...
1113 in idea barrages
1.) Whoever is best at Tumblr should wear the title Tumbldore until the moment they are out-Tumbld. 2.) In PokemonGo, has anyone named a Magikarp “Vigo The Magikarpathian”? 3.) The big hit from t...
are you okay? in poetry
there’s no time left for redemption even less for closure we’re thick as thieves and we’re as thin as sin and losing our composure this goddamn midnight sun it’s gonna be a scorcher but that’s th...
out of clever names for these barrage in idea barrages
1.) The countryside is only so beautiful every once in a while, it’s a periodic tableaux. 2.) Your film where Hugo Weaving plays a man who goes into the desert to drink himself to death will be c...
armistice day barrage in idea barrages
1.) I want to believe some power put us here because we were uniquely prepared somehow to push back the darkness. But that’s an enormous faith. We always thought there was gonna be more time to f...
years later in poetry
did finally listening to the voices finally make the voices stop? did they make you hook up with a lawyer did they make you marry to a cop? does your mother’s voice still tell you you’re too...
still we barrage, I guess in idea barrages
1.) Dr. Strange would never use his powers to re-unify shredded cheese, that would just be degrating. 2.) You can only shop at the Enterprise’s Duty-Free shop when they’re not at warp speeds, you...
american tune in poetry
Who am I if I am a member of this racist homophobic misogynist nation? Who are we if enough of our fellow Americans enough to voter suppress their way to victory believe in this much raw ...
"that" day's barrage in idea barrages
1.) Why would you call yourself “Ghost Detectives” when you could call yourself “Spectre Inspectors”? I should get to name everything. 2.) Maybe like the Andre The Giant OBEY posters but with Ale...
t-minus-one barrage in idea barrages
1.) If Spiderman is doing another Clone Saga thing, I demand at least one “Insane Clone Posse” joke therein. 2.) Step 1: Pretend to be struggling to spark an invisible Bic lighter. Step 2: Upon “...
changing the narrative in poetry
the stories you tell are something like spells they’re the closest that we have to magic each word misspelled in a sentence you tell can be mistaken in ...
1106 in idea barrages
1.) So they wouldn’t be too hungry for the cheese-tasting party, they did a little brie-gaming. 2.) Metaphor well-placed is the closest thing we have to spellcraft. Story is the only thing we hav...
1105 in idea barrages
1.) Driving home, I see an America heavily damaged but not irretrievably broken. There’s people there who’d suffer if we just tore it down. I don’t want a revolution. Revolutions forget chunks of...
1104 in idea barrages
1.) In the old sci-fi novels, we thought the only jobs technology wouldn’t destroy were in the arts, in some ways it’s almost the opposite. 2.) Last time the Cubs won the Series, the political ma...
1103 in idea barrages
1.) 70 yrs ago our grandfathers died in the mud to beat back fascism. Now all we gotta do is vote for a woman to do it & people say “BUT EMAIL”. 2.) They are burning black churches now. They ...
barrage in the face of darkness in idea barrages
1.) I remember being told I was crazy in ‘01 for saying this would lead to failed states and endless war because that’s what history said. As a kid, it sounded cool to be in times that flirted w/...
barrage of the dead in idea barrages
1.) Your Walking Dead parody of “Put On A Happy Face” will be “Put On A Half Eaten Face”. 2.) I still can’t process that someone thought it a good idea to create a Lethal Weapon teevee show essen...
spoOoOoOoky barrage in idea barrages
1.) We will establish a utopia on Earth as long as we always vote the opposite of who Ted Nugent or Kid Rock would vote for. 2.) Anthony Weiner is Team Rocket from Pokemon. No matter how far we s...
1030 in idea barrages
1.) An espionage thriller about conjoined twins, one of whom is a spy, the other of which is unaware, called DOUBLE LIFE. 2.) At least call your subliminal weight-loss tapes “Hungry Hungry Hypnos...
1029 in idea barrages
1.) Just before the culmination of the ritual, Satanic practices break to stretch and sing “Take Me Out To The Baal Game”. 2.) Your mission is to create a video game where Mario Batali is Super M...
1028 in idea barrages
1.) We are at a point where a candidate is saying “the polls are wrong because the people getting polled are just ashamed to say they like me”. 2.) I don’t know enough about The Walking Dead to m...
