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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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jan9 in idea barrages
1.) “Prilosec Omeprazole, NPR Boston” 2.) It was just as he feared, after years of fraternity keg stands, he’d finally torn his brotator cuff. 3.) Tell people your Potterverse House is Puffn...
jan8 in idea barrages
1.) Far less popular was the sequel about alien patissiers, SPACE EXTRUDERS. 2.) The failure of the LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN film denied us a LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENITALS porn parody...
jan7 in idea barrages
1.) A viable alternate title to TWILIGHT would be DUNCES (WITH WOLVES). 2.) Gumby’s overly clean-cut storylines spared us of the episode where his mother discovers his stash of CLAYBOYS. 3.) I ho...
jan6 in idea barrages
1.) “Temporary profile pictures”, facebook? On a cosmic scale, that’s the only kind. 2.) Trying to win a ground war on horseback these days is a tankless job. 3.) Biologically, we’re no smarter t...
the pretty brunette who works at the toll booth sometimes she thinks that I’m flirting with her she thinks so, I know it there’s an amused but dismissive laugh when I say “thank you, ha...
jan5 in idea barrages
1.) My recurring dreams are starting to cross over, cameo in each other, blur into a “cinematic universe” of my nightmares, it’s unsettling. 2.) The crowning achievement for the porn-parody indus...
jan4 in idea barrages
1.) If you find the works of Cronenberg erotic, that’s just bawdy horror. 2.) Secretly, honey badger cared a lot. Honey badger cared too much and tried to hide behind a protective facade of don’t...
jan3 in idea barrages
1.) They proposed tax cuts for the elder gods in hopes they might show mercy on us and called it “paganomics”. 2.) The little girl loved pretending to put on lipstick but it was all a pigment of ...
a part tied in poetry
there’s a part of us always in mourning there’s a part of us always rejoicing the more peace you can make with both the better chance that you have of focusing on the good things of releas...
solitude itself a kind of offering to the angry gods of loneliness in hopes when you leave your hermitage you won’t have to be alone anymore or at least for a little while we soak up our ...
that goddamn cudgel “faith” the makers of war machines and wars forever force faith into our hands then push our arms over our heads bash our skulls in while all the while ...
jan 2 in idea barrages
1.) In Soviet Russia, mullet is party in front AND back, party is EVERYWHERE! 2.) Fittingly, the Hangover movies were like actual hangovers. Funny the first time, the second irritating, the third...
rump state in poetry
after the fall of Rome at the end of Pax Romana a succession of increasing insignificant rump states carried on in vain parading around the empire’s name as if the moniker itself w...
1117 in idea barrages
1.) Solitude itself a kind of offering, to the angry god of lonely, in hopes after you leave your hermitage, you won’t have to be alone anymore. 2.) Just because it was trojan horsed onto a perve...
nye barrage in idea barrages
1.) They call him Bobby Flay but I’ve never seen him violently separate Guy Fieri’s skin from his flesh so, like, false advertising. 2.) Irony: because actively showing displeasure for something ...
wayfarers clothes in poetry
the crossroads is where the shoppers stop to gossip the crossroads is where the bluesmen sell their souls the crossroads is where the weary lose their bearings the crossroads is where the whor...
this oh-so slender slander no time for palliatives no time to pander no time for parables no time to meander the word for the feeling upon seeing strangers knowing their internal meaning i...
all this wandering in poetry
I’ve lived in the land of fire and sand I’ve lived in the lands of ice and snow I’ve learned there’s no salting the sun there’s no shoveling flames doncha know you can’t hunker down...
new years eve eve barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your DEATH RACE sequel set in a zombie apocalypse with points for every hit zombie will, of course, be titled CANNIBAL RUN. 2.) Has there been a Harry Potter Chia Pet? Did they call it Hairy ...
Roy Baty's Death Speech by Dr. Seuss in poetry
I have seen things like you never have seen like attack ships on fire near Orion-Thirteen I’ve seen c-beams glit off the Tannhauser Gate I’ve watched them glow early I’ve watched th...
1229 in idea barrages
1.) The Cheesecake Factory would be slightly less lame if they all dressed up like factory workers & there was a Cheesecake Foreman. 2.) Pretty sure the internet believes coconut oil if you h...
wonders never cease in poetry
even in these times of hate and fear when the bridges of freedom seem to crumble as the walls of suffering rise at the edges there will be… moments there will still be moments there wi...
1228 in idea barrages
1.) If your ukulele is pitched-up high and extremely out of tune, it is a Yokolele. 2.) I don’t begrudge people their happy relationships but if you could stop being attractive once partnered, it...
1227 in idea barrages
1.) Here’s hoping you heard of George Michaels’ death in a direct and honest manner not via some sort of careless whisper. 2.) To this day I can’t believe that Newt Gingrich is an actual corrupt ...
barroxing day in idea barrages
1.) When I say “I threw my back out” I mean “I wanted to discard it for one that actually works”. 2.) When two clowns are a couple, all sex is make-up sex. 3.) Is it that famous people are dying ...
