jan6 in idea barrages

1.) “Temporary profile pictures”, facebook? On a cosmic scale, that’s the only kind.

2.) Trying to win a ground war on horseback these days is a tankless job.

3.) Biologically, we’re no smarter than cavemen. When we reject science and progress out of fear or greed, we’re back to a savage baseline.

4.) Seeing how far a youtuber can propel her or himself in an improvised siege engine is the new Trebuchet Challenge.

5.) Your roleplaying game themed barbeque sauce will be called Magic The Slathering.

6.) I like the idea of a not-terribly devout Scientologist. A barely observant Scientologist. A Hubbardmas-Xenuver Scientologist.

7.) We’re just trying to find the colour of the infinite, we spirits in our brief cosplay as meat.

8.) This life is a rock tumbler for our consciousnesses, for our souls if you’re into that word. Some of us need more polishing than others.

9.) Anger’s not always better than despair. Sometimes in despair you can find compassion, wanting no one else to ever feel like you felt.

10.) A viable alternate title for MRS DOUBTFIRE would be DON’T TELL MOM THE BABY-SITTER’S DAD.

11.) Your band will be called Fried Green Tornadoes.

12.) In the Young Han Solo movie, I want a minor character who is his cousin Drummond, just so there can be a Drum Solo.