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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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the birds of the air will come and lodge in poetry
talk about the need puttin’ down the seed hopin’ for a future where we all can feed goin’ to the field workin’ for the yield the rich gonna try to steal so our lips are sealed some of us are...
129 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever someone mentions “slipping into their DMs” on Twitter, pretend you think they’re talking about sex with a D&D dungeonmaster. 2.) Hipster astronauts, always going on about their r...
The Logan Act in poetry
The Logan Act enacted January 30th, 1799 Statue 613 Title 18 of the United States Code Section 953 Any citizen of the United States for example failed real-estate developer Donald J. Trump ...
128 in idea barrages
1.) To this day I’m still surprised that Ben and Jerry didn’t double down on Cherry Garcia’s success with “A Touch of Grape”. 2.) The Lion King, all the way through, no changes except Poomba has ...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Asked for a preliminary opinion, the coroner could only reply “remains to be seen”. 2.) Crossfit’s hard but the worst part is when they drive the nails in. 3.) A tee-shirt with a picture...
126 in idea barrages
1.) Fascism is fundamentally about disregarding reality & replacing it with artifice that supports their hate. Remember that when engaging them. 2.) Call the pants you wear to Disney World yo...
124 in idea barrages
1.) If you ever need to tell someone you’re heading off to a bed and breakfast, just type “BRB BNB”. 2.) Remember: all appointments & laws enacted by a “president” installed by foreign espion...
jan23 in idea barrages
1.) Now you have to make Meta-Krispie Treats by making Rice Krispie Treats out of Rice Krispie Treats cereal. 2.) The “Come Together Let-Down” is the psychological reaction to thinking a great so...
122 in idea barrages
1.) The attempt to eradicate the flu is something of a cold war. 2.) Your film about a dystopian future where actors are only allowed to play man-children until 40 will be called SETH ROGEN’S RUN...
a neighbor discovered on Wikipedia's list of people who claimed to be Jesus in poetry
poor Arnold Potter we don’t share alma mater in some ways we share even more even though birth of mine nineteen-seventy-nine and his was in eighteen-oh-four I in hospital halls of the L...
119 in idea barrages
1.) Realize: whenever you use the letters “BAMF” for “badass mofo” I will never think that and always first think of Nightcrawler teleporting. 2.) Sometimes I just wanna watch delusional mall nin...
117 in idea barrages
1.) The skill-set focused on the care of rock-eating monsters is called “hortaculture”. 2.) You want my ten albums I was listening to a lot as a teenager thing? Sure. Melon Collie and the Infinit...
post-tramiversary barrage in idea barrages
1.) You didn’t just vote that one day. You vote every day you actively resist the normalization of hatred & greed. Or of course when you don’t. 2.) By undermining the very notion of ethical g...
the outer boroughs are an ouroboros eating their own tail a near-endless cycle of which is the most hip over-priced neighborhood outside of Manhattan eating each other and themselves up ...
post-cold barrage in idea barrages
1.) All terrible white “redneck rappers” like Kid Rock should now be collectively referred to as “Meth Head Man”. 2.) Dianetics and Diuretics being so close together is great because they’re both...
catchphrase in the rye in poetry
she made the mistake once of saying it under her breath of calling the man and his dog “junkies” but the man known for his drug-filled rages the man with the giant loyal consta...
113 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re of the orientation “aromantic”, that’s fine, do you do, but maybe pick a term that isn’t easily confused with “aromatic”. 2.) Fuse the Bechdel Test and the Turing Test, see if you c...
to the tune of the Mr. Ed theme in song parodies
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course And no one can talk to a corpse of course That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead Go right to the source and ask the ...
hang in there in poetry
this life is a rock tumbler for our consciousness for our souls if you’re into that word I’m not into that word, myself it reduces all the random mystery down to some hippy-dippy magic reduc...
pills pills pills in poetry
when I started talking cholesterol medicine I noted the generic name “Atorvastatin” realizing that it sounded like the name of an NPR on-air personality “Atorva Statin, for Marketplace” you...
mister mister in poetry
Mr. A had an utter disdain for fools Mr. B looked upon fools with detached bemusement Mr. C tried his best to ignore the existence of fools altogether Mr. D bade fools to rise out of fo...
112 in idea barrages
1.) Throws open the doors of Heisenberg High School: “WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?” A bystander yells back “I’M NOT SURE!” 2.) Whenever facebook says “such-and-such was live”, I always want to wistfully...
to the tune of PENNY LANE in song parodies
Tramontane is on a corner off the 5-8-12 there’s been construction there since before there were roads each week they change which way the detours go it’s worth the work, you know ...
111 in idea barrages
1.) Jesus always got away with leaving the door open. “What, were you born in a barn?” is not so effective when your answer is “YES”. 2.) After every clean colonoscopy, you should get to throw a ...
janx in idea barrages
1.) It’s the height of arrogance to believe things happen “for a reason” to teach you but without it, it’s hard to function in society at all. 2.) dear facebook memories, please stop remindin...
