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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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623 in idea barrages
1.) “More like JERK-182!” 2.) The videos of recipes camera down into the bowl are just about never having to develop stars they’d have to pay well. 3.) An obsessive compulsive’s knuck tats would ...
unconventional wisdom in poetry
the giant sea-creature holds your corpse up to its not-quite-as-gigantic child’s ear “see, honey?” it bellows to its spawn “it sounds like the dry land!” two giant bird-m...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Mothra picks up a human in a thick down jacket and comments to Godzilla, “you can tell winter’s coming from their coats.” 2.) I kind of want to make something titled “Nopin’ For A Miracle”. 3...
as means of introduction in poetry
You become a stand-up because you don’t know how to play guitar or anyway because you can’t play guitar well enough to get anybody to listen or maybe you CAN play guitar okay but you’re ju...
621 in idea barrages
1.) May as well be carving concerns into Pompeii’s walls but can’t give up now. Wouldn’t even know how. 2.) Just once I’d like to see a Cathy Mitchell infomercial where halfway through, Edie McCl...
620 in idea barrages
1.) There are certainly saddest phrases than “butternut squash risotto” but, damn, isn’t that crushing enough as it is? 2.) Your designer scarf shop will be called “The Scarving Artist” and may G...
ballhawks and bronies in poetry
there’s a guy on twitter these days I won’t share his name he doesn’t deserve the publicity whose whole thing is that he collects baseballs from foul balls and batting practice and what not ...
Sl’mm Gudbulghgh in poetry
you all know goddamned Cthulhu the damn thing’s everywhere probably has a Saturday morning cereal by now but then there’s the oft-forgotten Lovecraftian Elder God Sl’mm Gudbulghgh The Drea...
go eat chips in poetry
I was having these chips I was eating these chips I was eating these chips from a bag from the store I was eating these chips called “A Hint of Lime” chips and I thought to myself, self? th...
619 in idea barrages
1.) I like to think Officer Big Mac is no longer in McDonaldland because Sandwich Internal Affairs busted him for colluding with the Hamburglar. 2.) Maybe they were looking for multiple people to...
618 in idea barrages
1.) You aren’t letting people down if you pull back to get yourself together. You can only help others if you’re healthy enough first. 2.) I don’t know who infuriates me more, the far-right wacko...
draft for a rally - "boondoggle" in poetry
they’ll work up any boondoggle they can to skim off the top of the money involved and hire out for work from their contributors won’t they? the nano-manno-banana whatever in Ma...
how that didn't happen in poetry
after a tragedy, you can either say “this should never happen to ME again” or “this should never happen to ANYONE again” choose the latter the fact we didn’t start up local city forges t...
you don't have to in poetry
You don’t have to KILL young Hitler with your time machine just prop him up as an ironic outsider artist so he doesn’t go into politics. You don’t have to KILL young Hitler with your time mach...
617 in idea barrages
1.) Being lonely is awful but getting into a bad situation just to not be alone would be far worse. 2.) If Dracula can turn into mist, does that make him vaporwere? 3.) Before and after, it’s jus...
shield 616 in idea barrages
1.) So a boxer near the end of his prime is going to smear a UFC guy in a boxing match and… that’s supposed to be interesting? 2.) A man who normalized white supremacists as a congressman doesn’t...
june 15 in idea barrages
1.) Male privilege messes men up so much already, you grant us handsome privilege too, we’re probably doomed to go squirrely, I reckon. 2.) If you sleep with two dryads, is that a tree-way? 3.) B...
de-escalation in poetry
I don’t believe in “The Chicago Way” I don’t believe in “he pulls a knife, you get a gun” “he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue” it doesn’t work in th...
cursive was designed to overcomplicate language to make it so ornate and fiddly and detail-oriented time consuming where the only way to get it “right” would be to have the time, money and pri...
june 14 in idea barrages
1.) Now is the time when sports radio should be talking about baseball non-stop but will only talk about boring NFL mini-camps. Bleh. I don’t care if a back-up tight end who ain’t making a practi...
june 13 in idea barrages
1.) The knock-off version of an Oreo McFlurry is a Hail Hydrox. 2.) Really, the name “Tom Sizemore” was wasted on a non-porno actor. 3.) TRUE FACT: The only time Pizza Hut was relevant was when y...
junexii in idea barrages
1.) I guess Macaulay Culkin must’ve mistaken Trump as normal on the Home Alone 2 set because Michael Jackson was his baseline. 2.) THE CAKE IS AN ALTERNATIVE FACT 3.) “Who is more thin-skinned th...
the gates of heaven in poetry
if you end up famous when you die some hack cartoonist will draw the shallowest most facile representation of your life standing at the gates of heaven even if you died at eighty-nine if ...
junexi in idea barrages
1.) I like how the Universal Monsters Cinematic Universe was named “Dark Universe” by getting a Hot Topic manager high and letting him name it. 2.) When you invariably watch ‘Baby Driver’ on a ta...
letters to kid rock in poetry
Dear Kid Rock, the only thing worse in the world than being Ted Nugent is trying to be the Dollar Store version of Ted Nugent and failing even at that very minimal goal stop it go do someth...
