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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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may18 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see Mark Wahlberg in a “cute” commercial, I wanna retch. He once blinded a man just for being Vietnamese, for Christ’s sake. 2.) The bad news is, this story will move forward after...
to the tune of LEGS in idea barrages
she don’t got legs, she’s some kind of fish-thing oh how she begs, with hopin’ and wishing she wants legs, made of human meat all the way down to, oh, what is the word, feet? her dad forbade…...
to the tune of HOUND DOG in song parodies
you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...
may16 in idea barrages
1.) He still laughs at the armored nun, he doesn’t want to but it’s a tough habit to break. 2.) World-building is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? Character-building. 3.) I want a holiday calle...
may15 in idea barrages
1.) If there’s nothing new under the sun then, baby, everything is new. Go into the world, go do as you do. 2.) I guess I could write a parody of Alice In Chains “Would” about the woodchuck puppe...
so very continental in poetry
the cornflakes said you were cute which I know was great for you as you’re a cereal monogamist but really nothing happened turned out that it was just a complimentary breakfast when sh...
may14 in idea barrages
1.) Of tall, dark and handsome, I unarguably have at least “tall” down and in baseball, .333 is an all-star. 2.) Roger Rabbit, gagged bound kidnapped, waking up to his stalker whispering in his e...
one simple trick in poetry
This one simple trick to change the world! Wow, local woman did this to change the world, you won’t believe how it works! Can you save the world? Ninety-eight percent of people gave the ...
may13 in idea barrages
1.) In Soviet Cheers, everybody names YOU. 2.) If only more people knew about the Church of the Subgenius and Bob Dobbs I could totally write a “Baby Got Slack” parody. 3.) YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT ...
may12 in idea barrages
1.) The measure of an enlightened mind is the ability to admit when you’re wrong not double down and make denial a part of your identity schema. 2.) The news makes me feel angry. My day to day ma...
the rain isn’t bitter when it falls cold on your head in early winter the rain isn’t nurturing in the spring when it falls warm on your field the rain is indifferent the rai...
may11 in idea barrages
1.) Well, if democracy survives this, at least we’ve now debunked “unless they’re 100% pure, they’re lesser of two evils” thing forever. 2.) At Titanic Speed-dating, ice breaks you. 3.) I’m surpr...
we put god in your god in poetry
The idea that I may just be a splinter of the universe exploring itself for a little while before it rejoins the whole again doesn’t make the day-to-day any easier even if it turns out to be...
the continental divide in poetry
it wasn’t snowing on Raton but I found things to do in Denver while I was dead took my stand on a street corner in Winslow Arizona but all the women now are in my head it wasn’t snowing o...
may10 in idea barrages
1.) The idea you may just be a splinter of the universe exploring itself before it rejoins the whole doesn’t make the day-to-day any easier. 2.) I am a garlic bagel with strawberry cream cheese. ...
may9 in idea barrages
1.) Build a better fidget spinner that’s also a cigar cutter, bottle opener and glass breaker and the neckbeards will beat a path to your door. 2.) The EDM remix’s lyrics go “What the world need ...
may8 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever they say “we’re being fiscally responsible” they mean “we’re letting the poor die so the rich can buy another yacht”. 2.) If you break your leg cleaning the cult leader’s bathroom, t...
the present, tense in poetry
a nation of rainy days and painful nights playin’ lotto and dyin’ from the Lucky Strikes hoping to be saved by angel wings or superhero tights distracted by fairytales while they lose their rig...
to the tune of SPOOKY in idea barrages
at the edge of the cosmos when everyone is crooked, kind of shady you show up in your ship with three weird looking dudes and one green lady first I say no, I’ve got no skill for that c...
to the tune of MAMA KIN in song parodies
it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert don’t you know that sand is rough then the Jed-i were strict with the new guy swing that sword and get re-al buff Portman’s lover, kept...
may7 in idea barrages
1.) You all screaming “1st Amendment!” when a private ballclub kicks out a racist but want the gov’t to arrest Colbert, you can honk on my knob. 2.) If you are “making content”, stop doing that. ...
may6 in idea barrages
1.) Is audible even an actual web service? It might just be a cover for people who want to anonymously fund every podcast. 2.) I’m still disappointed that Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” isn’t a c...
cinco de barrago in idea barrages
1.) If you take some manga porn with you camping, that there’s some tentai. 2.) BATTLEFIELD EARTH is a perfect example of a cautionary Terl. 3.) Your fighter’s too OP. NO DON’T NERF ME! Your figh...
may3 in idea barrages
1.) I’m still surprised they never made an awful movie outta that “MAK-in’ COP-ies” guy. 2.) No human’s “illegal” no child’s “illegitimate”, reflect upon why you need to pretend other people are ...
may2 in idea barrages
1.) You go from comic shop to comic shop, buying a Wolverine comic from every shop. It’s called a Bub Crawl, all the cool kids are doing it. 2.) They’ll make a disease that makes you need Pepsi a...
