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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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julyx in idea barrages
1.) If you’ve got a telescope on your warship, you’re really just naval gazing. 2.) A really good name for a bakery that not enough people would get would be The Hedonic Breadmill. 3.) Whenever a...
july9 in idea barrages
1.) Here’s something I am going to grumpy-old-man about: I miss when department stores had lunch counters, goddammit. 2.) Of course the neo-Nazis don’t want to be publicly called neo-Nazis. They’...
july8 in idea barrages
1.) The phrase “Elks Lodge” sounds a lot more like “Elk Slodge” when spoken outloud and I want it to be A Thing. 2.) If there are sub-reddits about submissives, submarine ships & submarine sa...
julyseven in idea barrages
1.) Idea: a horror-host show that takes place in an abandoned video store. Maybe during/after the apocalypse? Or maybe a vampire lives there. Maybe whenever the host gets viewer mail saying it is...
the downside in poetry
the downside to living in a porno movie is you can never get your plumbing fixed or actually get a pizza delievered to you it always just ends up as sex your cable’s always on the fritz yo...
julysix in idea barrages
1.) If you’re being hired to be a ranger at Grand Canyon National Park, aren’t you technically getting a Rim job? 2.) Your line of purposely-awful ports of Nintendo 64 games to the Commodore 64 w...
The stars look down at us humans and think “Animals that can talk, this is the most amazing thing ever.” “They blink in and out of life so quickly, it’s like they twinkle.” “They’re so small an...
to the tune of ENTER SANDMAN in song parodies
look at that little mutt drag around his butt ‘til the floor has a rut something’s wrong, deep within something’s happ-en-in’ but he doesn’t know what barking out in horror clutching...
born on date in poetry
I want an Interdependence Day holiday where we loudly celebrate how we’re all in this together and need to help each other. May this day be the beginning of our second independence from a b...
to the tune of LADY MADONNA in song parodies
lately Madonna sounds like she’s British was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch? that don’t just happen travelling the world didn’t talk like that on Material Girl Friday night she...
julyfive in idea barrages
1.) The stars look down at the humans and think “Animals that can talk, this is the most amazing thing ever!” 2.) Yes, putting the wings on an air conditioner is NON-COMPLEX but it sure ain’t eas...
julyfour in idea barrages
1.) Just when you thought Dr. Oz couldn’t sink any lower, he has that hack joke-thief from Instagram on his show. JESUS. CHRIST. 2.) Health-care profiteering is at least as morally abhorrent as b...
julythree in idea barrages
1.) If you wear a bunch of “The Cure” pins but you’re not actually into The Cure, is that stolen pallor? 2.) The fake president is literally down to schoolyard taunts. Thanks, Putin! Thanks every...
julytwo in idea barrages
1.) Progressive politics need to be intersectional too, the struggle against Wall Street isn’t the only struggle, alt-left. The struggle’s vast. 2.) Once you start seeing your audience as “fans” ...
everyone has at least one person in their life one special person in their life one important touchstone of their existence who they want to ask the question who they need to ask th...
julyone in idea barrages
1.) That cornball Sterling said he’s “never seen a spate of injuries like this year’s Yankees.” LOOK A COUPLE MILES EAST IN QUEENS, JACK. 2.) This is what happens when you reject good people for ...
rebel yell in poetry
I am trying to find the good in everything I am trying to find the good even in the very worst things any sane person would agree that one of the worst things at least symbolically, anyway ...
june capstone in idea barrages
1.) If Brangelina and Bennifer had been in a four-way, imagine the confusing portmanteau. 2.) The moment you know a pop song is no longer relevant is the moment an ironic swing cover of it arrive...
we all go to Hell twice once for the lessons then again to learn how to forgive ourselves hell is only other people if you’ve never come to terms with the fact that there have to be...
the difference between you and a myth is if you don’t believe in yourself you still exist God may be up there or not the aliens may be up there or not wizards may be up there or not bu...
unrequited in poetry
you can’t spell the word “unrequited” without the word “quit” it sits there right in the middle of it clear as day screaming out that the heart of the situation is you just have to qu...
june29 in idea barrages
1.) A “virgin” margarita should be called Agave Maria. 2.) Remember: Trumpcare is ONLY about moving money from the poor & middle classes to the ultrarich, no “personal responsibility” B.S. 3....
june28 in idea barrages
1.) Anyone who’d call themselves a “success coach” with a straight face is neither a coach nor able to help one succeed. 2.) Hell is only other people if you’ve never come to terms with the fact ...
june27 in idea barrages
1.) I still say “emoji” sounds like a genie that listens to The Cure down there in the bottle. 2.) Paradoxically, only in urbane NYC can you get away with the Yankees embarrassingly corny radio h...
624 in idea barrages
1.) Before we can do this tarot reading, we’ll need to discuss the Hierophant in the room… 2.) Fruit Brute riot (riot!) breakfast for so many years, Fruit Brute riot (riot!) a cereal that was bor...
