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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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june 4 in idea barrages
1.) If you ever write a Daredevil story arc, here’s your title: LETHAL INJUNCTION 2.) Are all your rowdy friends here for Monday night? Good. Lock the doors. Only the final survivor of Monday Nig...
june 3 in idea barrages
1.) Your asthmatic vampire character will be called Vlad The Inhaler. 2.) Prithee but know thou my name as Paul and henceforth know your troubles as betwixt y’all. 3.) Never trust a man with the ...
the indigo shadow of your tolerance in poetry
your holy words of truth won’t fall from the tips of ancient desert priesthoods’ holy writ or from the lips of some prosperity gospel CEO who doesn’t give a shit your holy words of truth may ...
june1 in idea barrages
1.) Remember when memes were pop ephemera like “left shark” not the conman with the nuke codes being publicly incoherent? 2.) Here’s another parody too obscure to write or perform: “Son Of A Prea...
may capstone in idea barrages
1.) THERE GOES MY CAMEL/HE ONLY HAS ONE HUMP/THERE GOES MY CAMEL/A DROMEDARY 2.) Their argument about the original Japanese versions of video games escalated to a full-blown dorky-dorky panic. 3....
may 30 in idea barrages
1.) Calamari would be popular with millenials if you called it “Cthfoodlu”. 2.) If I were a Life Coach, I would take the concept literally and just keep reminding the person to breathe. 3.) Your ...
the pragmatic bleeding-heart response to Shelley in poetry
some would try to be Ozymandias themselves put up great empty statues festooned in dire warnings of their greatness others might in some naive rebellion devote their lives to tearing d...
may 28 in idea barrages
1.) We became a client state of a Russian dictatorship not by war but by their turning our own crony capitalism against us. Fitting & awful. 2.) No one believed the orc had actually stabbed h...
santa monica pier in poetry
we stood out at the end of the world we stood out at some other world’s beginning we stood on the receding hairline of the Western man and knew that what there was not gray or gone was stil...
the jagged edge of dawn in poetry
when you can’t sleep the night because you couldn’t stop thinking or you couldn’t stop drinking that four-forty-five birdsong mocks you is the ugliest sound in the world the birdies sing “us...
may27 in idea barrages
1.) Youtube preppers even gender their nut-bag concealed carry with pastel holsters for women. Everything wrong with America at once. JESUS. 2.) It is your DUTY to go boldly and split-infinitives...
the left behind (in the style of the mountain goats) in poetry
verse one yeah the sky got dark and the clouds turned gray it was turning into one less-than-beautiful day yeah the monsters got loose without an ounce of scru...
writing prompt: what did you spend it on? in poetry
What did I spend it on a year and a half in New York City hanging out at protests and art classes studying under buskers and street preachers never accomplishing anything learning what i...
may26 in idea barrages
1.) That crystal organic deodorant? If they got that crystal from inside a rock, would that be geode-erant? 2.) A nightmare, this time of gradual apocalypse. Of civilization and infrastructure’s ...
Some times I think about how many romantic comedy endings couldn’t happen now because of how airport rules have changed. Some times I think about how many sitcom miscommunications and misun...
jesus as a professional wrestler in poetry
Jesus as a professional wrestler putting the moneychangers through their tables instead of merely flipping them over Jesus as a professional wrestler getting pinne...
may 25 in idea barrages
1.) EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY is sexy to nearly any orientation as it contains both peak-Geena Davis AND peak-Jeff Goldblum. FACT. TRUE FACT. 2.) If Train has a celebrity wine called “Drops of Jupiter...
may 24 in idea barrages
1.) When someone tries to sell you homeopathic stuff, put a penny in their hand and take it back then say “homeopathic money”. They LOVE it. 2.) If you make a horror movie about the Spring-Heeled...
may 23 in idea barrages
1.) The machine would give you the soda, then you’d push a button, then you’d put in the money. The machine was out of order. 2.) After he blurted that he stored his wang in a parallel dimension ...
catching up barrage in idea barrages
1.) Only the most confident mohel has the guts to yell “FORE…” as if he’s playing golf and then mutter “…skin” afterwards. 2.) When they ask you what you were like when you were young tell them “...
your truth for the evening in poetry
first to open up tonight, we’re gonna lay down some truth here it is gonna be truth time we are gonna parcel out some truth we are gonna have a truth party! I am gonna metaphorically drop tr...
may19 in idea barrages
1.) All in all, I feel like Yakov Smirnoff wished on a cursed monkey’s paw “Make me relevant again!” and then this all happened. 2.) A bunch of D&D characters sitting down together in a quiet...
say hello to heaven in poetry
the heroes are all dying now and all of the villains too the fate of whatever is next as scary as this must sound comes down to me and you if we act and how we choose tacking my sail...
The remix is samsara’s next step after deconstruction’s ego-death. You can’t make anything new but you can make anything. It’s all been done and you can do it too. First we see h...
the perfect is the enemy of the good in poetry
the perfect is the enemy of the good the perfect is the enemy of the good they say that the perfect is the enemy of the good and they’re right in that every swing for the purest of the pure ...
