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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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s1 in idea barrages
1.) WEIRD FACT: Sting was ultimately the least interesting thing in DUNE. 2.) They knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they called those toys “Monster In My Pocket”. 3.) I’d wear a shirt with ...
august capstone in idea barrages
1.) Thick. Broke. Resurgent. 2.) Sometimes the awful of the world overwhelms you and you just have to watch people make candy on youtube for three hours. 3.) Call your video “Tap For Sound” and e...
a30 in idea barrages
1.) If I was going to pretend I invented duct tape, that would be my story and I’d be sticking to it. 2.) Superstitiously, I ask you: are there amends I haven’t made, karma or curse upon me that ...
a29 in idea barrages
1.) The symbol for “hurricane” on a lot of weather reports looks like a fidget spinner and, I dunno, it seemed worth noting. 2.) Psychological self-care is almost impossible when the daily news i...
a28 in idea barrages
1.) If you sell acid on tabs, are you pushing paper? 2.) Sometimes even the best Italian chefs can suffer from Impasta Syndrome. 3.) In dealings with Vikings, don’t take any Wotan nickels. 4.) I’...
a27 in idea barrages
1.) I was hoping there’d be a McDonalds/IT tie-in themed around the phrase “We All Bloat Down Here”. 2.) A stalwart Twitter user, a meme-and-potatoes kinda dude. 3.) Does the winner of the fake b...
where we are now in life stuff and misc.
This was the sick reality of Berniedeadenders, edgelording out protest votes for Kremlin asset Jill Stein or whatever: white privilege. Getting so wrapped up in WALL STREET WALL STREET WALL STREE...
a26 in idea barrages
1.) It’ll never come to you all at once, it would overwhelm you even if you got what you wanted. But in little drips, here & there, it’ll come. 2.) We really lost something when we started go...
a25 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder how many spy services have mothballed their shortwave numbers stations for Twitter burner accounts. 2.) She was so vegan she wouldn’t even listen to Captain Beefheart. 3.) Chicago-st...
a24 in idea barrages
1.) Before you judge people on the (admittedly horrible) pumpkin spice thing, ask yourself: did I share some really gross bacon meme? 2.) Everyone’s mad at everyone about everything, it’s a verit...
the suggestion box in poetry
Don’t call it a “love/hate relationship” call it “Sweet ‘N’ Loathe”? Put a sign up in your restaurant: “Like our salads? Lettuce know!” Yell “GOING INTO THE MARINARA TRENCH!” every time you dip...
a22 in idea barrages
1.) Put a sign up in your restaurant: “Like our salads? Lettuce know!” 2.) How does the fast food sandwich feel in your hands, what are its burgenomics? 3.) I’ve been trying to embrace the fact t...
karma tornado warning in poetry
cigarettes for the dying and loose change for the dead ice cream for the living and used cars to drive your head cedar chests and protests to aid the yet-to-come we’ve got poems f...
the strand in poetry
your mourning heart still seeks you out as you melt away in the city of the night in the slums of your own lost reckoning in smashed-up glass-strewn alleyways of meaning sleeping...
a21 in idea barrages
1.) LOVE “the director’s crazy” so bad its good. HATE “ironic-intentional” so bad its good. MISS “rushing it out/not trying” so bad its good. 2.) Half of being creative is paying attention but ou...
a20 in idea barrages
1.) Do you yell “GOING INTO THE MARINARA TRENCH!” every time you dip your mozzarella sticks? Life’s too short not to. 2.) Boston, it is madness to drive on your streets and your sports radio is a...
privileged understudy in poetry
there’s worse things I have been called than a noble cause’s back-up plan better than sleeping in instead to make a stand even and especially if I am found to be unnecessary and to the bares...
a19 in idea barrages
1.) When they tell you about “the gig economy” remember that a “gig” is a tool to kill frogs in the darkness. 2.) If you find those statues so beautiful, little Donnie, how about you drop trow an...
food folks and in poetry
your life is like a twenty-piece mcnuggets it’s super cheap and kind of gross and it’s incredibly delicious in a crass sort of way you sure as hell don’t want to think about the process in w...
the class of ninety-seven in poetry
One good thing about social networking we all can agree on: it has negated the entire concept of class reunions. We don’t have to pretend that they’re fun just so we can learn what everyone i...
beautiful songs of love in poetry
Being single in your thirties is like losing a game of musical chairs several random times a day and having to deal with it. Every once in a while you can feel the music stop, look all t...
turn turn turn in poetry
Some times call for bards singing songs of love others call for skalds roaring praise for those who beat back monsters. Some times call for doctors to bind wounds other call for doctors...
a17 in idea barrages
1.) It is so hard making jokes right now, with Nazis plowing down people in the streets and the Kremlin-Agent-In-Chief approving of it. 2.) Things you admit when you’re old: other than vaguely un...
the ides of august barrage in idea barrages
1.) Print out the word “caution” 50,000 times. Shred the paper into confetti. Go outside. Throw caution to the wind. 2.) The only thing I got Cs in was penmanship. “Cursive, foiled again!” I was ...
birthday barrage in idea barrages
1.) In this nightmare, there was a formerly aristocratic family living in the ruins of a mansion and I tried to help them see through their madness in the rubble… and it turned out the thought-de...
