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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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we do not forget in poetry
if it happened then it happened no matter what you say you may force us to forget at the barrel of a well-oiled gun you may legislate ignorance and see the truth-keepers shunned you may salt the ...
a9 in idea barrages
1.) Sarahah’s a great simulation of being famous in that everything you read will either be meaningless empty praise or non-constructive venom. 2.) My bucket list is just things I’d wanna eat a b...
as above as below in poetry
the feeling that you’re at a crossroads is right but hardly psychic you’re always at some crossroads or another, always making a choice you just don’t always have the eyes to see it or the time...
lost and found in poetry
sad Peter Pan, grass green and tan never gonna die, never gonna be a man what kind of a path what kind of plan could there be in making your stand between all of these shifting sa...
staggering risk in poetry
embrace risk life will kill you either way but you get to choose whether to die ignorant and fearful or fulfilled and joyful risk embrace living this life isn’t about not having fear in t...
a8 in idea barrages
1.) I stand by The Kaufman Reaction Paradigm: applause and hate are equally good signs at open mics, only tepid politeness is a sin. 2.) At your small business motivational workshop, take the sta...
the state of human progress in poetry
“Leif Eriksson!” the older Vikings laughed around the fire “Trying to colonize Vinland like an idiot!” “goddamn millennials.” “Tiberius sending Germanicus to fight Parthia.” the Romans s...
a7 in idea barrages
1.) Everytime you use the shortening JFC online, I read it as “Jesus Fried Chicken”. 2.) Realizing that your privileged identity isn’t the centre of the universe isn’t “performative wokeness”, it...
a6 in idea barrages
1.) “Iron Age,” the older Hittites clucked their tongues, “what, bronze isn’t good enough for these brats? Goddamn Millenials.” 2.) Why y’all gotta be beautiful/why y’all gotta be too taken or to...
a5 in idea barrages
1.) “Leif Eriksson,” the old Vikings said, “trying to colonize Vinland like an idiot. Goddamn Millennials.” 2.) If it happened, you may force us to forget, may salt the fields & boil the seas...
to the tune of GIRL FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY in song parodies
if you’re shopping at Vermont Country Store from cat-a-logue or… just online don’t linger too long on night gowns for… that’s the weirdest boner of mine if you go to buy maple cream or so...
to the tune of JESUS LOVES ME in song parodies
Grievous loves me, this I know his four lasers tell me so though he wheezes, he’s real strong I doubt he could sing this song Grievous loves me, this I know Jedi are his ch...
a4 in idea barrages
1.) Once in a great while, I’ll catch the real me in a mirror for a moment, then he’s gone. 2.) If your Scooby Doo porn parody isn’t called “Screw Me Do” just give up as a pornographer and become...
#MakeTVShowsCanadian in idea barrages
1.) The Eh Team 2.) CKRP in Manitoba 3.) Magnum P.E.I. 4.) In Living Colour 5.) The 125935 Dollar Pyramid 6.) Don’t Trust The Very Pleasant Woman In Apartment 23 7.) Toqued By An Angel 8.) The...
cynical thinking in poetry
after years of studies in canine linguistics I have determined that the standard bark translates to “I am a dog!” but they can mean “I am a dog!” like fifteen different ways to a dog the...
the exchange rate in poetry
we pay top dollar for gold get cash for your gift cards we buy we sell and we trade federally licensed firearms dealer trade in well-meant old gifts and buy a gun, turn their love into guns ...
adirondack animal land in poetry
maybe the Gloversville petting zoo would be doing better if the main talking point of their billboards wasn’t “CASH ONLY, NO CREDIT OR DEBIT” it’s a bad look DON’T EXPECT WELL FED GIRAFFES, th...
it’s not that people women or men or people outside of those categories or people who live in-between those categories it’s not that we’re attracted to assholes per se it’s that people tend...
invisible touch in poetry
to lose touch with reality you must have first once had it if you were always afloat awash in a sea of privilege luxury yes-men comfort wealth if you never needed to know how much milk or b...
texas-style in poetry
Whenever I hear the phrase “Texas-Style Barbeque” I admit to imagining the meat being electrocuted in the tiniest most adorable individual chairs. I imagine the hot dog waiting for a call from ...
the hot date in poetry
words on a page like love letters are wonders to cherish and save but those words in performance? ah heavens that’s the hot date beside you next morning early after meeting up with yo...
a more standard barrage in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see The Intercept bitch about Trump, I want to grab them and shake them “You helped make this, you smug bastards!” 2.) I’m thick, therefore I am. 3.) This set of nightmares involve...
the first decent barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I hear the phrase “Texas-Style Barbeque” I admit to imagining the meat being electrocuted in tiny individual chairs. 2.) A horrifying combination of cheese and green tea called “matc...
august 1 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe the Gloversville petting zoo would be doing better if the main point of their billboards wasn’t “CASH ONLY, NO CREDIT OR DEBIT”. 2.) AGNOSTICS AREN’T SURE IF THEY DID IT AT ALL. 3.) In ...
july capstone in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see a house with both an American flag and a Confederate flag out, I just wanna yell “PICK A SIDE” at them. 2.) Control internet message boards and chat rooms from time to time but...
