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I was at Walmart a few days ago picking up sweat pants and stuff for my dad. I don’t know why, wal mart was a good place for that stuff in my little corner of the world, and walgreens always seem...
Restless night’s sleep. I told myself it was too early to wake up, and yet when I insisted on being awake it was like eight. For the past week the sun rise has been streaming through my eastern w...
Michigan water tastes like cherry wine Mississippi water tastes like turpentine --- Trad as best as I can reckon Whatcha gonna do when your troubles they get like mine? Take a mouthful of suga...
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Flash Friday 3-14-14 Wishes Are Horses a flash essay in Flash Friday
"Wishes are horses." I saw this one movie on network TV years ago when there were still censors. Every other word was motherfucker and it had to be edited with a voiceover to mommyjumper. It wen...
“… Caught him in flagrante delicti.” “Ah ya been in one flagrante delicti ya been in em all.” “Oy gevalt, what have you got?” “Um, something about a fragrant deli, I ain’t as quick as y’all.” ...
Whatever day this is, this entry is probably not about it in Normal entries
I had some more software issues and the below was in word when it crashed, and if it makes sense to post anything at all it makes sense to post everything. In a paper journal you don’t rip out a ...
Flash Friday 3-14-14 First marriage, faith, cicadas in Flash Friday
“I miss the song of cicadas.” “Song? That screech like a crow just ate a powerline? You’re just being dramatic.” That’s how I remember my first marriage. When we first met she would bake browni...
flashfriday 3-14-14 digging in the dirt in Flash Friday
“They spend all day digging in the dirt.” “Huh? Who?” “These women.” “You know I’m not actually in your head right? I have no idea what you’re talking about. What women?” “There’s a name for ...
Stuff is almost weird enough to feel normal; stuff and things. Over the last several years of online farting and fucking around (that’s sometimes called research and journaling) I’ve both implied...
Nothing but a chicken wing in Normal entries
The stuff below was written yesterday, maybe the day before. If I read it I probably would do things to it. It’s not that I ignored it, my fans, blue ray, and second hard drive came. Still shocke...
Unedited Kvetch/not kvetch in Normal entries
Been trying not to kvetch so much. Word hates when I leave off the subject, the implied “I”, yet common usage in American English is to drop the obvious subject, almost sounds high falutin’ to ...
So it’s like the first anniversary of filing for divorce, almost as big a clusterfuck as goddamn daylight fucking savings. Bang for clusterfuck buck the divorce filing sure had an anti-climatic e...
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Flash Friday 3-7-14 Fat cat, book of mormon EDIT in Flash Friday
In his room there is a photograph. There is an inch of black matte behind the photograph and a simple thin silver colored frame. A pane of glass covers the photograph. The glass is spotless. The ...
Where the time flies too in Normal entries
Almost grabbed a prompt and did a flash. My flashes have been coming out sort of silly of late. Maybe that’s a good thing, maybe I have pent up silliness. It’d be really cool if we could do that ...
A brief warning on DIY in Normal entries
All right, I just made my first ever e-liquid. Not from scratch, it still scares the hell out of me to add the poison that extracts the other poison. I bought a big thing of liquid nicotine, some...
“SHWS?” “Huh?” “Your shirt, it says SHWS.” “Oh, heh. I had this shirt once, nice, pullover, had an M with wings on both sides, I used to tell people I was part of a Polo Gang, the Flying Mothe...
Yeah so, if you look up this sort of insidious adware/malware/sodomyware called viewpassword you get googled sodomy-wise to various sites with removal tools that have even more withoutlubeware. I...
The Box makes you a better person. That’s not a punch line. I’m thinking no one will argue with me either “I’m the same asshole I’ve always been, in fact shittier, I just kicked my girlfriends go...
unedited rambling, dad and eight cores in Normal entries
I wrote this long ass entry about the computer I’m going to build. What it didn’t say was in the three or four pages whence it rambled; I’m kind of bored and don’t know what to do with myself. It...
Flash friday warmup for 3-7-14 goldfish in a ziplock bag in Flash Friday
“There’s something really fucking wrong with you man.” “What?” “It’s mostly kids that come to these things.” “I know right? This’ll scare the bejesus out of them.” “You put a few guys in shee...
I don’t know what to do with myself. I write. It’s what I do when I don’t know what to do with myself. It’d be cool if it was like playing tennis. It’d be cool if it was like playing a flute, a g...
Crushed Petals in Normal entries
What’s lost is lost we can’t regain what went down in the flood --- Wedding Song Have you thrown your senses to the war, or did you lose them in the flood? --- Lost in the flood And behold, I, ...
A distraction, a trick of the tail in Normal entries
I woke up to a pretty sunrise, pretty the way the sunrises are here in this piece of the Midwest; broad, shallow, pale. The attic windows face east. The morning train runs west to east, or, I sup...