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Hunter S Thompson

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This old man was graceful, with silver in his smile, he smoked a briar pipe and he walked a country mile, singing songs of shady sisters, in two part harmony, songs of love and songs of death, so...


What is the deal with people? To paraphrase that song old blue eyes used to sing, you know when he was alive and whacking wise guys, “People, people who need people, they’re the peopliest people ...


August 15, 2021

Stranger to himself in Normal entries

2021 is fast becoming a skidmark in the skivvy drawer of all my days. Good riddance to old rubbish I say. Sometimes in crisis people step up and help one another and maybe that’s how history will...


Scream my name above the din Above the engines carnal din Above the calve who bleat their lungs out Baa baa moo moo baa baa baa — Will Oldham Across the margent of the world I fled, And troubled...


All the clouds are cumuloft Walking in space Oh my God your skin is soft I love your face How dare they try to end this beauty? How dare they try to end this beauty? — Galt MacDermont The air has...


So, there’s this thing online head shops do when you start and order out of curiosity or to see how the prices stack up or how a coupon works or whatever wacky shit you do with your online shoppi...


February 19, 2021

High tide in Normal entries

Today is my birthday, well, one of them, not even a particularly significant one, except that it follows 2020. I feel like all my birthdays have come crashing down around me like … well, a house ...


January 12, 2021

An illegal smile in Normal entries

It’s a few steps later into 2021, not many mind you, not far enough to shake off the stench of 2020. That’d be both funnier and more profound if were sitting next to me. The shower drain was back...


January 02, 2021

Day 1 in Normal entries

2021, man have you got a lot to prove. Fortunately, you have a low bar; kill less people with a pandemic and shoot fewer black guys for being black in America. For me personally, if you don’t co...


October 13, 2020

Birch Run in Normal entries

It’s Late in a relative sort of way, the hours of the day have almost run their course, all the things mankind had to say have been said, done, dreamed, enacted in music, on the stage, in our phy...


August 21, 2020

It's almost Limbo in Normal entries

You would think all the down time would be perfect for journal writing. Idle Lambs are the Devils playthings. What? Yeah, No. I’ve had to use my attention to keep the earth spinning on its axis a...


Ok, below are little bits and pieces, scraps and crumbs, flotsam, jetsam, moreorless-sum and sundry fal-dal-ra collecting on the virtual honeycombed silicone mat of a desktop. They may or may not...


April 27, 2020

Dog Pile in Normal entries

Maybe I should have been writing here or maybe there. I don’t know, like everybody else I think I have something to add. I don’t, not really, and nobody else does either, not really. It’s like we...


This is a recipe for a damn fine topical. Warning don’t read if wherever you are the law says you’re are too young to read stuff or you can’t even think about such things. Um, this stuff will not...


February 13, 2020

Idle hands in Normal entries

It’s damn near dead center February 2020. I’m having a hard time writing about anything except what an asshole our president is, although sometimes I think and/or write about the dangerous things...


January 27, 2020

Puckered Politic in Normal entries

I been following the hearing in the senate (I know, some folks want to call it other things like a trial, a witch hunt, a cake walk etc.) even to the point of watching large chunks live. One thin...


January 12, 2020

New in Normal entries

It’s the 12th of January and shit, seems like I’m already off to a bad start. Let’s see, Three deep hits of mimosa sugar concentrate in Listening to Warren Zevon Keep Me In Your Heart For a While...


December 31, 2019

New Year in Normal entries

Some New year’s we creep up slowly on until we are sure we have them five by five in our sights and drop them for the meat. Some New Year’s we slide into head first trying to beat the ball to the...


It’s the dark end of October, Time is going to jump back in a couple of weeks, but, no matter what the clock says it takes longer for the light to reach me. Sunlight that is, my light bulbs work ...


I was thinking about stuff, and then, later, thinking about more stuff or the same stuff either in a different way or so much later that I’d forgotten I had been thinking about it. Autumn, for in...


September 20, 2019

Other people's business in Normal entries

When we’ve put the evening machines to rest and blown out the lights, stilled the voices, and let the gummy windows the carry us from one dream to the next … scratch that. I woke in a widow’s vei...


September 13, 2019

Dohdee dohdee doh in Normal entries

Without altering events or outright lying there are two ways I could have made this entry ( the one that is about to happen and/or is happening) a lot more dramatic; I could have started off on ...


The season seems to be changing right this minute. This is when I understand Haikus, how all the sorrow and joy and personal history of a person with a pen can be encoded in a few lines, a symbol...


August 23, 2019

Frrom the Archives in Normal entries

“I miss the song of cicadas.” “Song? That screech like a crow just ate a powerline? You’re just being dramatic.” That’s how I remember my first marriage. When we first met she would bake brownies...


August 07, 2019

From the archives in Flash Friday

Flash Friday 8-1-14 A biter, crunchy, assualt in Flash Friday Aug. 1, 2014, 9 a.m. | Public The door opened, he came in with the bitter cold, a stiff wind and a pea coat. I hadn’t seen him in t...