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Fragment (consider revising) in Normal entries
Yeah, no, I don’t know. See it’s like this … wait, no, it’s like that. Ambiguity is your friend. Not a very good friend, ambiguity is sort of indifferent to you, but, you know, it doesn’t hate ...
We're not in Kansas anymore, well, I'm not in Normal entries
Tornados. Notice the lack of exclamation? Well there is one, a lack. I missed the local news giving helpful tips last night, things like how not to pull over under an overpass. It’s a bit like th...
Flash Friday 4-25-14 me and my shadow (third in series) in Flash Friday
I recorded a com message for my colleagues, set to send a half hour out. The third shift siren had peeled, and I wanted to see the kwanset empty. It happened to me last night. After the last pati...
Space in between, a note in Normal entries
Perhaps there’s a plausible reason, I don’t know it. Ok, clumsy but I’m self conscious now of the opening word of anything. Microsoft word says things that way, I mean that’s the default, the ope...
“Multiple personality disorder.” “Thanks for taking this seriously.” “I am. You’ve already been through the likely or you wouldn’t have asked. We’ve always thought of the shattering of personal...
Flash friday musical --- out here on the perimeter in Flash Friday
... out here on the perimeter there are no stars, out here on the perimeter we is stoned, immaculate ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcWOJC-2EqM
“I’m maybe ten, feverish, dead center summer on the plains. I’m lying in bed feeling the sweat pooling in my ears. My little sister is out front, her skip rope clickity-clacking on the packed di...
Yer Outta 'Dere in Normal entries
I’ll be fine with watching this week disappear into the rear view mirror. Honestly I might get pulled over as a human being for having a broken rear view and foggy side views. Not saying I keep e...
Flying proper in Normal entries
The day sort of got away from me. It wouldn’t be noteworthy except a lot of days have been doing that lately. Huh. I guess it’s not really the days that’re doing it, they get away just the same. ...
Saturday in Normal entries
Shit. I’ve got Office fixed now but I lost an entry I almost sort of didn’t hate. Though we, us humans, tend to think well of the dead, it’s possible the entry sucked. It’s not the point. Speakin...
“I’ll get drinks, what do you want?” “I’m good thanks.” “Mojito?” “Sure, ok. Yeah.” She leaves me in the cramped sitting room. Drinks were a pretext, ‘I’m good thanks’ is not an answer. If my...
State of the dawg, mid april in Normal entries
Don’t know how to explain the last twenty hour, and if I did I wouldn’t. They were sad and hard in a way so very unlikely it would be statistically more probable to win the lottery. I know that’s...
“… It’s like them revival tent bible thumpers in, say, Kansas, somehow the bible turns out to be all about Kansas, you know? Like if there’s bugs in the crops it’s just like revelations predicted...
By June parts of the Clackamas were too shallow for the canoe. You were hard and brown as a nut shell or whorl in knotty pine. We took the flat bottomed drift boat past the pool of plump bluegill...
Flash Friday 4-11-14 dinosaur lunchbox in Flash Friday
“ Hey.” “Hey, so what’s the emergency?” I pull back the puffy blue down. He looks at the still meat beneath. “Holy smokes, what’d he do?” “He called me out my name.” He paused for a moment, ...
I meant something else entirely in Normal entries
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was --- Talking Heads Plus Everyone on Earth There are some subtle differences between the Talking Heads and every one on earth, the most notable quality is ...
Stuff that isn't and stuff that shouldn't be in Normal entries
Wrote something. Deleted it. Been doing a lot of that lately. Sounds hollow in the ear. False. I forget sometimes why I forced the discipline of writing daily. There should be a follow statement ...
three songs that smell like rubber and taste like cilantro in Normal entries
I got an air compressor today. In the mail. It was expecting it and it came. It might just be the coolest five pounds of twelve volt machinery I’ve ever owned. I filled my car tires and my bike t...
A link from a friend in Adjunct to 8/9/2013 flash friday; a trinity of flashs
http://www.thewhitereview.org/features/nude-in-your-hot-tub-facing-the-abyss-a-literary-manifesto-after-the-end-of-literature-and-manifestos/
Write a letter of apology to an ex-lover. That’s the prompt for a flash. It’s not the flash I wanted to write this afternoon. Ok, so it’s not the flash I wanted to write whenever I got around to...
Flash friday 4-4-14 Damn Bomb in Flash Friday
I got cracked on the skull and sat down hard. I was out for --- I don’t know how long, probably a second or two. My first thought was ‘Don’t tell anyone you were out, they’ll do a cat scan’. I th...
Flash Friday 4-4-14 put, wolf, women in Flash Friday
Trapped a wild hare earlier, before the storm came. Not every cloud has a silver lining, just rain clouds. The big fluffy white ones that look like bunnies the lining is white. The depot was litt...
State of the Dawg in Normal entries
My daughter texts me yesterday with a weird ass list of stuff that might be edible for my last grand-whelping tour. I texted back that I’d just pick up Thai food. The whelp has a delicate flower ...
Shot myself shaving in Normal entries
Last night of grandwhelping tonight. When I was a younger and prone to certain vanities and symbols, I wore three rings and then later just the two. The first to go was a wedding ring; I don’t re...
A mish mash of hodge podge in Normal entries
All the stuff below was written earlier; the management of this entry does not condone nor refute the statements … shit. Now I can’t remember that warning that comes with some movies and some TV ...