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La de da de da in Normal entries
I had to go running out today, no not literally running, I mean I had to sit in the jeep and bitch about traffic, though, at its worst, EL and the Moo U campus are like driving in the parking lot...
Ok, because it’s Friday and I have a few minutes before rushing around like Englishmen and mad dogs in the noon day son, I thought I’d bang out a quick flash for actual Friday. Again, forgive the...
Introduction It’s too damn hot here; I’m in the middle of remodeling. I might not be around Friday, digitally, I hope I’ll be around in an analog sense, I can’t spring this mortal coil yet, I’m ...
Shy a quart or two in Normal entries
Forgot if I said anything or not. Amazon would like to sodomize me again. I understand, I do, my butt is appealing, and amazon does judge the cut of a man’s jib by the booty. This isn’t idle goss...
Crosspost #2 in Normal entries
It’s another day in Paradise. Well, no, you shut up; it is so paradise; if you’re a mosquito. The locals insist that there’s a lot to recommend this place. They almost have to. I was a local once...
I’m going to pretend I have organizational skills. So far two set of flash Friday prompts have been set out in notes. The notes in toto are as follows. If you wanna play thes are the ones to play...
Practice swing#1 in July 19th 2013 Flash friday
Ok, I’m rusty so I’m taking a practice swing here. Under twenty minutes, the prompts were from Amy G, and were frog robe quilt coal ice sweetie. “Nice hook Sweetie, Western Union should be by an...
Practice Swing #1 for July 19th 2013 flash friday in Flash Friday
Ok, I’m rusty so I’m taking a practice swing here. Under twenty minutes, the prompts were from Amy G, and were frog robe quilt coal ice sweetie. “Nice hook Sweetie, Western Union should be by an...
I’m going to pretend I have organizational skills. So far two set of flash Friday prompts have been set out in notes. The notes in toto are as follows. If you wanna play thes are the ones to play...
A cross post in Normal entries
My daughter and her boyfriend brought Chinese dumplings over last night for dinner. They were both sunburnt from attending a wedding on the beach. My daughter was a bit hungover still. She is try...
Late August learned poetry from the dun hills and wide yellow moons, but settled on a prosaic mood. Late August loved Autumn and would not believe it could compare. It was not just the colors, bu...
Example #9, what the hell in Examples of flashs past
He reconstructed rabbits with a forty of OE and some pliers and some used bunny parts he had laying around the apartment. Once as a kid he was scared by a Gumby toy, ran and hid in the garage att...
A biographical flash in Examples of flashs past
During the big war she would waltz with the Jerrys with her wide hips and her blue dress. They’d tell her things and she blew up their bridges. She wasn’t a spy, she just liked blowing shit up an...
Example 7, the prompt had hamster as a word in Examples of flashs past
Three very short hamster flashes for your ass or any other part of you that enjoys, abides or relents to a hamster flash of any caliber. “I swear on my mother’s grave, Johnny …” “So, if you ba...
Example #6 calling out the prompts in Examples of flashs past
AmygDala New prompts: Use one, or use all, anywhere: "Then Daddy took it down.", "For four years she'd been doing this.", "He grabbed it out of her hand." He grabbed it out of her hand and put i...
example #5 in Examples of flashs past
She sizzled like fat on bacon put to the fire, she danced like a tilt-a-whirl. I put a bill on the rail and swear to god she picked it up with her butt crack. The band was lousy and the liquor ov...
The bars in purgatory don’t have call liquor and the bartenders aren’t exactly surly, they just don’t give a shit. They’re in purgatory. “I’m all dog eared and out of print.” “Pretty maudlin fo...
Example # 3, too much exposition in Examples of flashs past
The kid called himself Marlboro Black, front man for one of those shoe gazing bands. Scrawny ass punk, dyed his hair black, had a tattoo of an inverted cross with a spike over his left tit. The b...
She ran barefoot over the rocks and old ties sticky with creosote and tar. I heard her coming. I wanted her to come. It wasn’t the hard pad of calloused skin ticking across the rocks, and ties, a...
Three flashes all completed concurrently under forty five minutes as per the flash Friday accord of April 2011. Don’t get any on you. “Popping the clutch on Oblivion” “Yeah, ok, that sucks, bu...
What it is, Flash Friday in Flash Friday
I guess someone should explain what flash Friday is, if I don’t the burden falls elsewhere. That seems somehow wrong or at the very least chickenshit. What it is; it’s a writing exercise the way...
Saturday bio-flash in Flash Friday
One day your going to have to face the deep, dark truthful mirror And it’s going to tell you things I still love you too much to say. That’s Elvis Costello. It’s the last thing I wrote to my wi...
Alpha Omega in Normal entries
I feel like I’m bringing more progeny into this world to die in my stead; the blog version of a witch drinking baby’s blood to stay young forever. Melodramatic? Perhaps. It’s how I roll. I try no...
