Flash friday warmup for 3-7-14 goldfish in a ziplock bag in Flash Friday
- March 5, 2014, 8:23 a.m.
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- Public
“There’s something really fucking wrong with you man.”
“What?”
“It’s mostly kids that come to these things.”
“I know right? This’ll scare the bejesus out of them.”
“You put a few guys in sheets with eye holes, paint a glow in the dark skeleton on a revolving piece of cardboard, some hard boiled eggs in a bowls marked ‘eyeballs’ that sort of thing.”
“Lame.”
“Maybe so, but you put kids in bodybags you’ll have soccer moms bearing down with glocks.”
“C’mon tell me that didn’t scare the shit out of you.”
“Yeah, it did. I felt like a goldfish in a ziplock bag on my way to be flushed to eternity. That’s my point. If it scared the shit out of me it’ll put a kid in therapy for life.”
“Huh. Suppose you want me to take the sheep guts back to the slaughter house.”
“Yeah, I do. I want you to take a one way greyhound to Oakland too.”
“Oakland?”
“I don’t know anybody in Oakland, so I won’t lose anyone when you finally snap, you sick, sick fuck.”
“Ok, ok. Just so you know, for Christmas …? I can’t get the deposit back on the dwarves or the reindeer.”
Nash ⋅ March 05, 2014
heh