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The air here is trying to kill me. It’s probably not personal, but it could be. It’s a mere hop, skip and jump from that sentence to this one; What if I’m a voice of reason in an otherwise insan...

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Fitful night’s sleep, an emptiness to the morning. Sometimes I wake up thinking too much, I suspect I’m processing dreams I don’t remember; it’s a bit like your ego and Id having a conversation i...

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So there’s this web site that seems dedicated to make things go viral, I mean force round things into square holes. It’s called upworthy and you see links to videos all over the place. The one I’...

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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6486984/facebook-news-feed-history-of-the-world-big-bang-to-humans http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6650094/facebook-news-feed-history-of-the-world-world-war-i-t...

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Huh. I haven’t been bitching about sleep have I? Last night was the first time in a few weeks I slept without waking up at least once in the middle of the night. I know, you’re thinking ‘Geez O P...

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A guy walks into a bar and Manhattan is gone, everything south of Bleeker street. It probably wasn’t his fault, probably just a coincidence, but it happened like that and there’s no going back, n...

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“In Heaven His throne is made of gold The ark of his Testament is stowed A throne from which I'm told All history does unfold …” Nick cave growled from the little speaker, and the night rushed...

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“Sir?” “Ah, Jean, have a seat young lady.” “Am I in trouble sir?” “No, no --- please” he gestured with his hand to the hard wood chair, cherry perhaps, waxed, finished and polished by time. “...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UxiX0-Q_rI

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“Just up here Mar, c’mon, it’s just up here.” His loose sole flapped on a rock, sounded like a beached fish to Mar. She smiled. She couldn’t see his grubby paws in the underground dusk, but she...

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Today is my folks anniversary. I’m taking my mom to the --- retirement home? That sounds a little folksy. Nursing home? That rises the hair on my neck. --- ward (hmmm, well, shit) to have luncheo...

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It’s late in the day, the season, my life. Perhaps one or more of those should worry me. Maybe more than one does, I don’t know. Physically numbness scared the crap out of me, I mean, you get use...

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Moms birthday today. Yeah, yeah, thanks for um … congratulating my mom for being alive and shit. Heh, if you say thank you ahead of time you let people off the hook. My sister posts an old joke ...

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New morning. They come around every 24 hours or so, I mean it depends when you start counting. There’s an old Stephen Wright joke, he goes to this restaurant and they’re closed he says “The sign ...

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“What’s wrong with him?” “He wrote a book.” “Shit.” “I know, right?” “What kind of book?” “Novel.” “Shit.” “Right? I guess it makes some sense to invite trouble, keeps trouble from crashin...

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Huh. I just read my last entry (shut up, I do too read this shit. Sometimes.). If you, or I guess me, edit out the stupid shit it’s kind of sweet. Comparatively. I mean I’ve been typing away lik...

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I got wrapped up in my day yesterday. A few years back, hmmm, a couple times over the last few couple years back (that is a handful of years, toss them into the river of time and watch them plink...

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Should be clear, I mean I would like it to be clear, right from the get go; I’m not bitchin’. I mean I’m not bitching now, not about things and stuff; I reserve my inalienable right as an America...

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Well shit. Today I’d need an even better excuse for not flashing and I seem entirely bereft of excuses both better and worse. Unless one accepts weird ass as a reasonable excuse. It’s been my per...

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Reckon I could do a flash. Don’t feel like it. Reckon I could make a sound argument that not feeling like it is the only time to do a flash. Honestly I’m too lazy to tell myself to fuck off becau...

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I like that one little trite saying that gets repeated often enough to lose meaning; If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day, if you teach him to fish you feed him for life. Like other sa...

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“So, do you know what you’re having?” “Yes. A baby.” “Smart ass. Do you know who the father is?” “Shut up.” “It’s just that I can’t picture Charlie with enough Guile to open the portal to hel...

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I had to stop and consider, I did all my twenty twenty hindsight in the blink of an eye. I discarded “Discretion is the better part of virtue” for “That shit just ain’t worth it.” Same outcome di...

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Wrote and deleted an entry. I didn’t like the tone I was taking, the keen and mew. I use that phrase more often than most living speakers of English. I like the way it sounds. It is properly sel...

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I’m not really sure why I haven’t sent my Lifescript Daily Horoscope emails to the spam folder yet. I’ve never been a big horoscope guy, but if I want to look I want the absolute trashiest or the...

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