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Amazon is pretty good with their kindle library, I mean there’s a lot of stuff made into kindle editions. Part of the reason for getting my mom a kindle is the sheer volume of trashy paperbacks t...
Brave New World in Normal entries
Photobucket related problems, no longer have my old email. This is A Glencairn crystal whisky tasting glass with a dram of a ten year old single malt from japan and a Personal Vaping Mod clone of...
Napping in Normal entries
So this is a little weird; I’ve been having nap attacks. I know, it sounds like a panel in a Garfield cartoon with at least one exclamation point. It’s the attack bit. I used to play this game wi...
Flash Friday 7-18-2014 Zig Zag, Scuttle, Cure in Flash Friday
Almost half-way between Portland and Government camp at the base of Mt. hood is a little town called zig-zag. Because this is a flash and the prompts are Zig-zag, scuttle and cure, I am going to ...
And Some Days are like this Meditation (wave upon wave) in Normal entries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4OT4yV_zdY
For some reason Yahoo wants to insist there is a weather alert in this area today but refuses to tell me what it is. There’s a yellow exclamation mark followed by a red alert and an arrow tab, bu...
“The guy liked the classics, whaddagonnado?” “Hemlock though?” “Like I said he liked the classics.” “Son of a bitch.” “He was looking at a nickel upstate and had this growth in his lung that ...
It’s later in the day, um, er, ah, apropos to nothing in particular except there’s a lot less left on the back end of this day than the front end. I picked up a paperback from Amazon because 1) T...
All around the Mulberry bush in Normal entries
I find myself having shed this habit. I would have preferred not to. I mean the writing habit. Casually browsing this site since its inception I find that the Box itself gets blamed from time to ...
Don't Stop in Normal entries
Written about half of a half dozen half entries, but I’m not very good at math. If I learned anything from all that almost full waste of digital ink it’s this; don’t stop moving. If you know what...
Flash Friday 7-4-14, horse teeth, cockroaches in Flash Friday
“She bit me.” She had bit him. She backed up to me and sat at my feet. Her lip showed small teeth as she growled. “Come.” He stayed in the shadows. “C’mon boy, I ain’t talking to the dog, s...
This is an egg on Drugs in Normal entries
Yeah, you know, it’s one of those day. Oops, let me try that last bit again …It’s one of those days and shit. There that ought to do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs https://...
Fat in the Fire in Normal entries
The juice in my vapor is an aged bourbon with a hint of orange peel and vanilla and the ribbon wick candle burning in my cave is tobacco scented and my bandwidth went hunting for the weirdest cor...
Jesus Wept in Normal entries
No, no, no, no. Yes. Maybe. Sort of, probably, Betcha- even odds. That ain’t rhetoric, baby, that’s philosophy. Well, it’s philosophy the way that Cheetos are food; you can eat em and though t...
Flash Friday 6-27-14 Carnival rides, after hours, smoke in Flash Friday
If you keep still you can see it or feel it, it depends on how you experience things; some folks thoughts are like a carnival ride, everything all hurky jerky, wind and the flash of lights. It’s ...
It’s late I should be asleep, but it came to me, as those nagging little things often do, that song, Sinner come home in the last entry, give or take an entry? Streets of Laredo is what I was thi...
Oh Sinner come on Home in Normal entries
So I bought my mom and a friend a kindle and since it’s on my prime account they come with the idea that it’s mine. Wait, no, Amazon might address things to me, but they don’t really know me, I m...
Michigan Skeeters; the other other white meat in Normal entries
A few days ago I tossed something off about liking a mid-day thunderstorm (yes, I know, I used tossed off on purpose, the pun and it’s implications intended. With all due respect and humility tha...
Ducts and Ductlings all in a row EDIT tunes in Normal entries
Addressing the blues I see you’re drinking again You’re smoking smack inside your cigarette And looking pale an d thin, it’s a shame, it’s a pity In New York City (well, well, well) --- Soni...
Oh the pit-bulls of Babylon Are not departed or gone They were waiting for me when I thought That I could not go on They brought me a bone and later they brought me this song Oh I hope you r...
Type title here in Normal entries
Rarely am I at a loss for words, though, I believe, I’ve launched many a filibusting oration with that very phrase. Ok, that’s a clumsy sentence; I’ve been self-conscious of starting off anything...
“… so, see? I was a kid scared to death of clowns. Ain’t that a hoot?” “No.” “What?” “No, it ain’t a hoot. It’s the most common god damned story I’ve ever heard. It’s like finding Jesus in a f...
Darkness at the crack of noon in Normal entries
A few minutes ago I stood on the front lawn, barefoot, shorts and ratty T from the 76 Animals tour (pink Floyd, not Eric Burden). The clouds were low and black and tinged with green, the birds ha...
Kay, so, I’m going to pretend I’m normal and you pretend you’re normal and I’m going to write about shit nobody cares about and you will leave notes like “You go Girl” “Keep on Keeping on” or “Lm...
“’ I thought you died a long, long time ago’ ‘oh no, not me, I never lost control You’re face to face with the man who sold the world’” --- David Bowie Panic in Detroit, I asked for an autogra...
